Your (Truthful) Greatest/Most Proud Accomplishments So Far In Life ???

[kobeunderbite]

Real estate course. Heh. Did you take a handyman course too? Was this before or after your vending machine business?

Tits reminds me of Buster Bluth, he also has a lot of meaningless pursuits/"careers" and is the childless doof of the family.

[Bush4Ever35]

If Artie is including getting his wisdom teeth pulled and slinging dope, I'm definitely including my Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow/Silver accomplishments.

Beat all version of Gen 1, and Gen 2 on the Game Boy.

0 losses to the computer.

1 loss to a human opponent.

Just to give you a frame of reference, Ash Kethum will generally lose once or twice per episode.

[elartman1973]

So, so sad.

Yes...your life certainly is...you haven't lived...you're the type of faggot who will not have any good stories when you're an old man...
And to be honest
.that's really what its all about...not the dumb shit that you prioritize....

[AbeVigodaLive]

If Artie is including getting his wisdom teeth pulled and slinging dope, I'm definitely including my Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow/Silver accomplishments.

Beat all version of Gen 1, and Gen 2 on the Game Boy.

0 losses to the computer.

1 loss to a human opponent.

Just to give you a frame of reference, Ash Kethum will generally lose once or twice per episode.

I'm sorta surprised he didn't include going to the grocery store twice in one day on his list of accomplishments.

[kobeunderbite]

If Artie is including getting his wisdom teeth pulled and slinging dope, I'm definitely including my Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow/Silver accomplishments.

Beat all version of Gen 1, and Gen 2 on the Game Boy.

0 losses to the computer.

1 loss to a human opponent.

Just to give you a frame of reference, Ash Kethum will generally lose once or twice per episode.

0 losses to the elite four, even on a first playthrough before you realized you needed to juice your team up on victory road to get them to the necessary level?

[elartman1973]

Real estate course. Heh. Did you take a handyman course too? Was this before or after your vending machine business?

Tits reminds me of Buster Bluth, he also has a lot of meaningless pursuits/"careers" and is the childless doof of the family.

I have my florida real estate license you fucking moron and have since 2002...every one should have their real estate license if they are smart...
You still claiming I have no kids or never had...
Smh

Go run along and play with your best friend...your 13 year old nephew

Keep up the blind assumptions

[kobeunderbite]

Artist, real estate license holder, vending machine maestro... Wow.

So much success!

[AbeVigodaLive]

In all seriousness though... Artism seems like a shitty father.

Maybe his kids agree? After all, he's here... with us... instead of his kids on his birthdays.

[Bush4Ever35]

0 losses to the elite four, even on a first playthrough before you realized you needed to juice your team up on victory road to get them to the necessary level?

Absolutely.

Actually for me, the biggest problem wasn't levels, it was a lack of PP given how you couldn't reset your health after each fight, so some of my high-powered moves had to be used somewhat judiciously (it wasn't something I was thinking much about before going into the arena...and once you are in...it's too late...you got to ride or die with what you have).

You can beat the Elite 4 with Pokemon in the very high 30s and low 40s.

Most people who grind in a normal way and take all the trainer battles up to that point will have pokemon in the low-mid 40s (and some rare candies, if you were smart and save them to be used at high levels, where they have the most impact).

[ripper76]

I like that he included two failures on his list...

- smoking, twice... it didn't take the first time.
- dream girl, twice... who knows how he screwed that first one up.

I quit smoking for 8 months the first time...then I was working in the cold in shifty Jacksonville and bummed a smoke...got a buzz..bummed one the next day...and eventually got sucked back in...then I quit again when I took the real estate course ..63 hours in one week...was taking notes like a maniac as I went through withdrawal...worked...
I now smoke half a cig from time to time when drinking or sniffing stuff...so pretty rare...ill live

Drinking, “sniffing stuff”, and smoking cigarettes while running several miles a day. Quite a workout routine.

[elartman1973]

Artist, real estate license holder, vending machine maestro... Wow.

So much success!

I use my RE license quite often actually...a few grand here and there never hurt anybody...
Somebody sounds jealous as fuck

[elartman1973]

I like that he included two failures on his list...

- smoking, twice... it didn't take the first time.
- dream girl, twice... who knows how he screwed that first one up.

I quit smoking for 8 months the first time...then I was working in the cold in shifty Jacksonville and bummed a smoke...got a buzz..bummed one the next day...and eventually got sucked back in...then I quit again when I took the real estate course ..63 hours in one week...was taking notes like a maniac as I went through withdrawal...worked...
I now smoke half a cig from time to time when drinking or sniffing stuff...so pretty rare...ill live

Drinking, “sniffing stuff”, and smoking cigarettes while running several miles a day. Quite a workout routine.

I don't run anymore..
Rarely drink or sniff so I almost never smoke....
I've lived lots of years chump...you think people do the same shit they did 25 years ago?
Smh

[elartman1973]

In all seriousness though... Artism seems like a shitty father.

Maybe his kids agree? After all, he's here... with us... instead of his kids on his birthdays.

I'm a great uncle

[LNS]

Learning to use my big fat sledgehammer of a cock without killing any of the women I’ve been with.

[kobeunderbite]

0 losses to the elite four, even on a first playthrough before you realized you needed to juice your team up on victory road to get them to the necessary level?

Absolutely.

Actually for me, the biggest problem wasn't levels, it was a lack of PP given how you couldn't reset your health after each fight, so some of my high-powered moves had to be used somewhat judiciously.

You can beat the Elite 4 with Pokemon in the very high 30s and low 40s.

Most people who grind in a normal way and take all the trainer battles up to that point will have pokemon in the low-mid 40s (and some rare candies, if you were smart and save them to be used at high levels, where they have the most impact).

That's impressive, although you were likely older than me by a meaningful number of years at the time of our first play throughs, I may have had an easier time if I wasn't fairly young. I initially blitzed through the game as quickly as possible and matchup abused every gym so my team simply wasn't where it needed to be after victory road. I think I was also too Charizard-reliant and he wouldn't obey me at a certain point because I hadn't won enough gym badges (although this might have been from a Fire Red play through, I don't remember if that mechanic was in the original game).

[kobeunderbite]

I definitely didn't have a clue about the optimal time to use Rare Candies during my first play throughs. I probably used them to build a team of Raticate's as quickly as possible or something equally retarded.

[Bush4Ever35]

That's impressive, although you were likely older than me by a meaningful number of years at the time of our first play throughs, I may have had an easier time if I wasn't fairly young. I initially blitzed through the game as quickly as possible and matchup abused every gym so my team simply wasn't where it needed to be after victory road. I think I was also too Charizard-reliant and he wouldn't obey me at a certain point because I hadn't won enough gym badges (although this might have been from a Fire Red play through, I don't remember if that mechanic was in the original game).

The other difficult situation that I lucked out on minus one fight was how the battles with your rival would pop up out of the blue.

If you were just chilling at 50 percent health with a fainted pokemon or two...tough luck...you got to fight the rival who was totally fresh. That aspect was a crock of shit.

I nearly lost to him on Nugget Bridge specifically because of that factor, which would have sent me into a rage and tears.

[ripper76]

I quit smoking for 8 months the first time...then I was working in the cold in shifty Jacksonville and bummed a smoke...got a buzz..bummed one the next day...and eventually got sucked back in...then I quit again when I took the real estate course ..63 hours in one week...was taking notes like a maniac as I went through withdrawal...worked...
I now smoke half a cig from time to time when drinking or sniffing stuff...so pretty rare...ill live

Drinking, “sniffing stuff”, and smoking cigarettes while running several miles a day. Quite a workout routine.

I don't run anymore..
Rarely drink or sniff so I almost never smoke....
I've lived lots of years chump...you think people do the same shit they did 25 years ago?
Smh

It’s almost as if you have entire imagined conversations in your drug addled mind and then reply here to things you imagined were said.

Maybe dial back the narcotics use a bit.

[elartman1973]

Almost forgot...
I hiked "El Camino de Santiago" from Burgos to Santiago...

[kobeunderbite]

That's impressive, although you were likely older than me by a meaningful number of years at the time of our first play throughs, I may have had an easier time if I wasn't fairly young. I initially blitzed through the game as quickly as possible and matchup abused every gym so my team simply wasn't where it needed to be after victory road. I think I was also too Charizard-reliant and he wouldn't obey me at a certain point because I hadn't won enough gym badges (although this might have been from a Fire Red play through, I don't remember if that mechanic was in the original game).

The other difficult situation that I lucked out on minus one fight was how the battles with your rival would pop up out of the blue.

If you were just chilling at 50 percent health with a fainted pokemon or two...tough luck...you got to fight the rival who was totally fresh. That aspect was a crock of shit.

I nearly lost to him on Nugget Bridge specifically because of that factor, which would have sent me into a rage and tears.

Oh yeah, how the heck did you survive that or the SS Anne encounter? Some of those you would naturally have healed prior to (arrival in Lavender Town, post-Giovanni gym battle) but those almost always came after you had just finished battling a bunch of dudes. I definitely died the first time on arrival in Cerulean.

Are you familiar with the theory that you kill your rival's Raticate on the SS Anne? Because after that battle, he's never in your rival's rotation again, etc.