Shit, just found out they want me to work in Oklahoma for two months

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elartman1973 wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Its a 2/1 with an extra office room and sunken studio enclosed porch for my art...big front yard and quarter circle driveway...I then have a small backyard that is enclosed by chainn link fence and a gate to a much larger two acre feild that I have access to as well as my neighbor...can play some good football games or bocci there...
I pay 7 bills sucka...does this answet your questions?
I have two back yards actually
Yep. You haven't once described your house in this thread.
It's really not that specific.
Dr phillips is a large area and I'm sure there's other properties all over that can fall into that description
It's at this point that as a mod, I should probably point out that I did not actually find your house or actually look for it.

Joking about cyberstalking is inappropriate even when it's pretty clear it's a joke.
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elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
Field behind the house that looks like it's shared with one other house. Looks about 2 bedrooms/1 bath. Quarter circle driveway.

Thanks for sending that via PM, Karl.

Holy crap is right. I feel sorta gross knowing exactly where Artman lives now.
Too bad you actually dont
looks nothing like my house or my neighborhood...not even the right color house or style


Keep dreaming and cyberstalking
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The thought of artman being with a consenting woman for any period of time, let alone three years, is so hilarious to me that I can't get over it.

This whale actually thinks people will buy the bs he is selling.

Seriously pathetic!
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Another dumb lie like the time you said you were going to spend a few months in Colorado and then when you sad you're going to Spain.

Just more stupid bullshit.

You will be waking up for the next 20 years of your miserable life at 4 in the morning to go to Disneyworld and paint owl shit.
You never liked me, probably don't like me still, but a ***** liking me aint never paid my bills
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Kobeunderbite wrote:The thought of artman being with a consenting woman for any period of time, let alone three years, is so hilarious to me that I can't get over it.

This whale actually thinks people will buy the bs he is selling.

Seriously pathetic!
The thought of you not living in your mom's basement is baffling, I simply don't buy it.
just because you can't even get a female to talk to you doesn't mean we are all socially awkward and completely inept with the opposite sex like you are
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elartman1973 wrote:
Kobeunderbite wrote:The thought of artman being with a consenting woman for any period of time, let alone three years, is so hilarious to me that I can't get over it.

This whale actually thinks people will buy the bs he is selling.

Seriously pathetic!
The thought of you not living in your mom's basement is baffling, I simply don't buy it.
just because you can't even get a female to talk to you doesn't mean we are all socially awkward like you are

What's funny is you know so little about me that you make it up as you go along. You gradually reveal more and more details about your pathetic life here and then try to pretend you were kidding when you get called on it.

Too delish.
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Kobeunderbite wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Kobeunderbite wrote:The thought of artman being with a consenting woman for any period of time, let alone three years, is so hilarious to me that I can't get over it.

This whale actually thinks people will buy the bs he is selling.

Seriously pathetic!
The thought of you not living in your mom's basement is baffling, I simply don't buy it.
just because you can't even get a female to talk to you doesn't mean we are all socially awkward like you are

What's funny is you know so little about me that you make it up as you go along. You gradually reveal more and more details about your pathetic life here and then try to pretend you were kidding when you get called on it.

Too delish.
You've proven to know nothing at all about me, actually negative, because you think you know but have no idea, putting you several miles behind
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Post the proof otherwise you are making it up just like your colorado trip that never happening

lol@lying about a fake job....Classic meltdown
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elartman1973 wrote:
Kobeunderbite wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: The thought of you not living in your mom's basement is baffling, I simply don't buy it.
just because you can't even get a female to talk to you doesn't mean we are all socially awkward like you are

What's funny is you know so little about me that you make it up as you go along. You gradually reveal more and more details about your pathetic life here and then try to pretend you were kidding when you get called on it.

Too delish.
You've proven to know nothing at all about me, actually negative, because you think you know but have no idea, putting you several miles behind

Listen fats. Either you're lying about having a significant other for three years, or you were lying about all of the romantic escapades you detailed in that time, or you're an extreme dickhead. Any way you lose.
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Oklahoma has some pussy as hell booze laws, so good luck. You can't buy anything more than 4% booze in grocery stores. If you're at a bar ordering your stoli with a splash of lemon you'll have to take an oath upon a Bible while a police officer holding a picture of your mother looks down at you disapprovingly.
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Havlicekstealsit wrote:Oklahoma has some pussy as hell booze laws, so good luck. You can't buy anything more than 4% booze in grocery stores. If you're at a bar ordering your stoli with a splash of lemon you'll have to take an oath upon a Bible while a police officer holding a picture of your mother looks down at you disapprovingly.
I've been on bourbon for months, whiskey before that, stolI has been old news
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Kobeunderbite wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Kobeunderbite wrote:

What's funny is you know so little about me that you make it up as you go along. You gradually reveal more and more details about your pathetic life here and then try to pretend you were kidding when you get called on it.

Too delish.
You've proven to know nothing at all about me, actually negative, because you think you know but have no idea, putting you several miles behind

Listen fats. Either you're lying about having a significant other for three years, or you were lying about all of the romantic escapades you detailed in that time, or you're an extreme dickhead. Any way you lose.
Wasn't lying about either.
you do the math lardass
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elartman1973 wrote:
Kobeunderbite wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: You've proven to know nothing at all about me, actually negative, because you think you know but have no idea, putting you several miles behind

Listen fats. Either you're lying about having a significant other for three years, or you were lying about all of the romantic escapades you detailed in that time, or you're an extreme dickhead. Any way you lose.
Wasn't lying about either.
you do the math lardass

The math in what you're suggesting is not only that you're a fat fuck, you're also an enormous dickhead.

There are inconsistencies enough in your bullshit to show that you lie through that fat mouth of yours constantly.

That ashamed of yourself?
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Thedictator wrote:Post the proof otherwise you are making it up just like your colorado trip that never happening

lol@lying about a fake job....Classic meltdown
Post proof that I'm working on a project in Oklahoma in february?
I'm not even legally a lower to talk about where I'm working now, in orlando, much less months from now in another state
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Kobeunderbite wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Kobeunderbite wrote:

Listen fats. Either you're lying about having a significant other for three years, or you were lying about all of the romantic escapades you detailed in that time, or you're an extreme dickhead. Any way you lose.
Wasn't lying about either.
you do the math lardass

The math in what you're suggesting is not only that you're a fat fuck, you're also an enormous dickhead.

There are inconsistencies enough in your bullshit to show that you lie through that fat mouth of yours constantly.

That ashamed of yourself?
You're losing it kid
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elartman1973 wrote:
Thedictator wrote:Post the proof otherwise you are making it up just like your colorado trip that never happening

lol@lying about a fake job....Classic meltdown
Post proof that I'm working on a project in Oklahoma in february?
I'm not even legally a lower to talk about where I'm working now, in orlando, much less months from now in another state
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Ironically enough, the circus will be in Oklahoma in Feb as well.
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