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I got my DNA tested recently, and the results for my Paternal Line came back thusly:

Haplohgroup: J2b2* is a subgroup of J2

Paternal haplogroups are families of Y chromosomes that all trace back to a single mutation at a specific place and time. By looking at the geographic distribution of these related lineages, we learn how our ancient male ancestors migrated throughout the world.

Haplohgroup: J2b2*
Age:18,000 years
Region:Southern Europe, Near East, Northern Africa
Example Populations:Ashkenazi Jews, Sephardic Jews, Lebanese

Highlight:Haplogroup J2 is found in nearly one-quarter of Sephardic Jewish men.

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I'm also 2.5 and 1.4 times more likely to develop Gout and Butt Cancer compared to the general population.

On the positive side, I'm alpha as fuck on Exfoliation Glaucoma (0.09x risk) and Type 1 diabetes (0.22x risk).

I also have (estimated) more neanderthal DNA than 89 percent of the population.
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Bush4Ever wrote:I'm also 2.5 and 1.4 times more likely to develop Gout and Butt Cancer compared to the general population.

On the positive side, I'm alpha as fuck on Exfoliation Glaucoma (0.09x risk) and Type 1 diabetes (0.22x risk).

I also have (estimated) more neanderthal DNA than 89 percent of the population.
and if you're a Trump fan or supporter--you're 100% more likely to have an IQ of less than 100-or just be oblivious to his comical bullshit
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sportswise1 wrote:
and if you're a Trump fan or supporter--you're 100% more likely to have an IQ of less than 100-or just be oblivious to his comical bullshit
Can I see the scientific (peer-review please) evidence that supports this?
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Are you sure you're not black?
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Bush4Ever wrote:
sportswise1 wrote:
and if you're a Trump fan or supporter--you're 100% more likely to have an IQ of less than 100-or just be oblivious to his comical bullshit
Can I see the scientific (peer-review please) evidence that supports this?

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twenty3 wrote:Are you sure you're not black?
The Haplogroup on my paternal side is actually associated with North Africa.

But it's obviously impossible to drill back perfectly that long ago.

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Madnessssss wrote:
I didn't know you can test for all that. What's that test called? I wonder if insurance covers it.

So you're a Jewish Neanderthal. Interesting.
It's just from 23andMe. It's pretty good for what it is, provided you actually understand the results, what they mean, and the limits of the data.
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This actually reinforced the point I made in another thread that caused so much consternation that Adam is everybody's daddy.
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nah, you got that arab blood in you. you did say that your father came from spain. remember spain was overran by the arabs for about 700 years.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote:nah, you got that arab blood in you. you did say that your father came from spain. remember spain was overran by the arabs for about 700 years.
Another possibility. :o
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Madnessssss wrote:
Bush4Ever wrote:
Madnessssss wrote:
I didn't know you can test for all that. What's that test called? I wonder if insurance covers it.

So you're a Jewish Neanderthal. Interesting.
It's just from 23andMe. It's pretty good for what it is, provided you actually understand the results, what they mean, and the limits of the data.
Well, welcome to the club. Let us know where you'd like the gold to be delivered.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote:nah, you got that arab blood in you. you did say that your father came from spain. remember spain was overran by the arabs for about 700 years.

atili, what if you have a lil joo in u?
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Sudanese Sensation wrote:
AtiliusRegulus wrote:nah, you got that arab blood in you. you did say that your father came from spain. remember spain was overran by the arabs for about 700 years.

atili, what if you have a lil joo in u?
it means that it has been sanctified hence no longer troublesome and prone to flare up and manifest itself in all sorts of mischief :mrgreen:
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Bush4Ever wrote:
Madnessssss wrote:
I didn't know you can test for all that. What's that test called? I wonder if insurance covers it.

So you're a Jewish Neanderthal. Interesting.
It's just from 23andMe. It's pretty good for what it is, provided you actually understand the results, what they mean, and the limits of the data.
I thought they were no longer allowed to offer health related data due to some regulations. Did this change?
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