Who Would Most Likely Be the Child Molester in Full house?

[CleveTown™]

I think Joey would be the molester. He was into "kids" stuff and had a room in the basement right off the kitchen and could have easily lured one of the girls down there when they went down at night to grab a late snack.

Danny would be my next guess. He is obviously confused on gender roles always cleaning the house, acting like a b, etc.

Jessie not so much. He kissed the girls on the lips sometimes, but it was innocent.

[denali4eva]

Bored buddy? I like it better when you're bragging on yourself...

[CleveTown™]

Im off to sleep now, I just saw a commercial sneak peek preview that they are going to debut on the superbowl, and after seeing them all together it just reminded how creepy that show actually was. Made me wonder.

[Incognito]

I'd go with Joey Gladstone too. Wasn't he only posing as an uncle to the girls? He was home an awful lot and always poking around the girl's rooms. Something had to have happened. I also remember an episode where Deej went on a date and he was jealous as fuck.

[kobeunderbite]

Joey. Not only most likely, I'm sure some shit happened. He was never really dating women, either.

[Incognito]

Joey sure had the the wool pulled over Danny's eyes. He groomed and molested those girls for years right under his nose. How could he not see any of the warning signs?

[kobeunderbite]

Joey sure had the the wool pulled over Danny's eyes. He groomed and molested those girls for years right under his nose. How could he not see any of the warning signs?

He tried to throw him off by "dating" a couple of dykes.

Danny was a fool.

[AbeVigodaLive]

The neighbor girl, Kimmee(?) sure seemed like she'd been diddled a time or two.