Who would win in a one-on-one street fight?

kobeunderbite · Post by **kobeunderbite** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:46 pm

Who would win?

Havlicekstealsit · Post by **Havlicekstealsit** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:51 pm

Arty's got a bad back. Don't knock a brother when he's down.

TheStig · Post by **TheStig** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:53 pm

Would this be a ladder match?

AlaskaHawks · Post by **AlaskaHawks** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:58 pm

Havlicekstealsit wrote:Arty's got a bad back. Don't knock a brother when he's down.

They both do, actually.

kobeunderbite · Post by **kobeunderbite** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:00 pm

I think Abe could move around enough to tire Artits out. He's carrying too much fat to handle someone who moves quickly.

IMHO.

Havlicekstealsit · Post by **Havlicekstealsit** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:03 pm

AlaskaHawks wrote:
Havlicekstealsit wrote:Arty's got a bad back. Don't knock a brother when he's down.

They both do, actually.

Oh.

I guess I missed out on all 5,690 posts of his mentioning it, like the other guy has.

AlaskaHawks · Post by **AlaskaHawks** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:04 pm

Havlicekstealsit wrote:
AlaskaHawks wrote:
Havlicekstealsit wrote:Arty's got a bad back. Don't knock a brother when he's down.

They both do, actually.
Oh.

I guess I missed out on all 5,690 posts of his mentioning it, like the other guy has.

At least Abe doesn't call in sick because of his bad back. Probably.

steveo · Post by **steveo** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:07 pm

This is what I predict would happen (start at 37 seconds in)

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Incognito · Post by **Incognito** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:25 pm

Funny if I vote Abe I will be accused of conspiring to team up against Artman, even though he's 400 lbs and immobile.

CleveTown™ · Post by **CleveTown™** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:26 pm

Abe is admittedly soft as white. Arty can throw his weight around. Ill take staypuffed

CleveTown™ · Post by **CleveTown™** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:27 pm

Abe is admittedly soft as white. Arty can throw his weight around. Ill take staypuffed

TheStig · Post by **TheStig** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:29 pm

Arty would tire out too quickly and turn into a ball of sweat.

Incognito · Post by **Incognito** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:40 pm

He would show up to the fight already winded from crossing the street.

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