So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?

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How you gonna lose the series with Ant being out?

You stat geeks got fucking bludgeoned.
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His above it all aloofness goes out the window when he’s getting curbstomped by the T-Pups.
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The best player in the NBA doesn't get bounced in the first round like that.

The torch has officially been passed to SGA with Wemby looming.
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PhutureDynasty wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 11:04 am The best player in the NBA doesn't get bounced in the first round like that.

The torch has officially been passed to SGA with Wemby looming.
SGA being the best player in the NBA is fucking criminal. James Harden 2.0 flopping ass smh
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Ouchie.

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zombiesonics wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 11:48 am Ouchie.

I’ve seen this several times.. but didn’t he beat the 50 win Clippers last season? Or am I misremembering here?
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LNS wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 11:55 am
I’ve seen this several times.. but didn’t he beat the 50 win Clippers last season? Or am I misremembering here?
It says 50+… Clippers won exactly 50 games. Jokic is 0-fer vs. teams that have won more than 50 games.

Maybe it should be reworded to 51+
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zombiesonics wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 11:57 am
LNS wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 11:55 am
I’ve seen this several times.. but didn’t he beat the 50 win Clippers last season? Or am I misremembering here?
It says 50+

Clippers won exactly 50 games. Jokic is 0-fer vs. teams that have won more than 50 games.
Shouldn't it be "51+" then? The 50 is included in 50+ lol
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Joker is without a doubt the King of "Empty Stats" in a Modern Era that is STACKED full of empty-stat guys.

Today's NBA is such a joke... all flash, zero substance.

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T Wolves are Jokers daddy, and Jamal got exposed too. But Nuggets are still a way better roster than the 2006 Lakers.
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zombiesonics wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 11:48 am Ouchie.


Joker is 9-5 all-time in the Playoffs vs. LeChump... including 9 wins in their last 10 games against each other.

LeOuchie!

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thedangerouskitchen wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 12:19 pm
zombiesonics wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 11:48 am Ouchie.


Joker is 9-5 all-time in the Playoffs vs. LeChump... including 9 wins in their last 10 games against each other.

LeOuchie!

:sadbron:
Relax weirdo.. holy shit we could be talking about the price of gas and you’d bring up LeGOAT

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LNS wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 12:20 pm
thedangerouskitchen wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 12:19 pm
zombiesonics wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 11:48 am Ouchie.


Joker is 9-5 all-time in the Playoffs vs. LeChump... including 9 wins in their last 10 games against each other.

LeOuchie!

:sadbron:

Relax weirdo.. holy shit we could be talking about the price of gas and you’d bring up LeGOAT
That's precisely why I bring up LeChump, meathead... idiots (like you, zombie, etc.) call him the GOAT yet he's gotten eviscerated in the Playoffs by a career Playoffs-choker.

:lol:

Now THAT is weird, I must say.
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zombiesonics wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 1:49 pm
We all know his brothers are huge. My buddy in Denver was at the gym a few weeks ago and his brothers were in there lifting. He just said they were huge and scowling the whole time lol. Jokic is big bit his brothers are why he feels so tough lol.
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AlaskaHawks wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 4:39 pm
zombiesonics wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 1:49 pm
We all know his brothers are huge. My buddy in Denver was at the gym a few weeks ago and his brothers were in there lifting. He just said they were huge and scowling the whole time lol. Jokic is big bit his brothers are why he feels so tough lol.
Jokic leans in to the tough guy rep that his brothers give him. Then he got his card pulled by Federal Way’s begotten son.

Literally smiling in his face as he G checked his ass.

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lettherebehouse wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 12:14 pm Modern day Sharif Abdur Rahim
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