Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
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Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
Good song to start the day on my morning walk.
See nonfloridians, thats how we do it down here..take care of your outdoor exercise early in the morning or in the evening around sunset...
8am and already got my workout in for the day..
We dont hang out outside in 90 degree heat...that's tourists being dumb...
If we are outside you can guarantee we are next to a body of water or in it.
Lake, pool; springs, ocean..waterpark..whatever.
That's why humidity is a nonfactor..we are either on cold a/c or chillin in the water. But keep crying like rookies with small dicks and alabaster flesh...we laugh at you.
Back to highs of 77 tomorrow
See nonfloridians, thats how we do it down here..take care of your outdoor exercise early in the morning or in the evening around sunset...
8am and already got my workout in for the day..
We dont hang out outside in 90 degree heat...that's tourists being dumb...
If we are outside you can guarantee we are next to a body of water or in it.
Lake, pool; springs, ocean..waterpark..whatever.
That's why humidity is a nonfactor..we are either on cold a/c or chillin in the water. But keep crying like rookies with small dicks and alabaster flesh...we laugh at you.
Back to highs of 77 tomorrow
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
At 8:00 a.m. in Swamplando....in mid-March....it's 72 degrees with 92% humidity.
No thanks.
No thanks.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that.
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
72 is nice..humidity isnt a factor unless it's in the high 80s and up..Robceltsfan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 8:09 am At 8:00 a.m. in Swamplando....in mid-March....it's 72 degrees with 92% humidity.
No thanks.
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
Walking is not real exercise.
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
It is if its between 1 minute sprints for 4 miles
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
That's whatsup
Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
You classify your morning walk as a workout. That’s a very telling statement.
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
I work out 45 minutes before I walk...so no it wasnt very telling
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
I'm not even lying..nor am I lying 90% of the time you clowns claim I amKingcarl24 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:08 pmBut he sprints for 1 minute every so often.
Lol.
Arty lies about the stupidest stuff.
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
You don’t exercise or you wouldn’t have that giant belly and big floppers
artman has big fat tits
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
You're not doing full 1 minute sprints. It would be really funny to witness that if you did.elartman1973 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:14 pmI'm not even lying..nor am I lying 90% of the time you clowns claim I amKingcarl24 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:08 pmBut he sprints for 1 minute every so often.
Lol.
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
Artie, how far can you sprint in one minute?
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
Couch to the fridge and back.
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
He has no idea how far or how long a one minute sprint is.
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
I have niether..you're just looking in a mirrorUncontroversial wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:41 pm You don’t exercise or you wouldn’t have that giant belly and big floppers
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
Wrong...Kingcarl24 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:53 pmHe has no idea how far or how long a one minute sprint is.
I use to run 5 miles a day for 20 years..stop acting like anything active is foreign to me...for real
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
How long would five miles take you to run five miles in 2021?elartman1973 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:56 pm Wrong...
I use to run 5 miles a day for 20 years..stop acting like anything active is foreign to me...for real
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Re: Bitches ain't shit but Hos and tricks
I'm not. I don't doubt you go for walks nearly everyday. I seriously doubt you sprint for 1 minute several times during that walk. You're embellishing that for some stupid reason. Maybe you jog for a bit during that walk and that's fine. You might even pick that jog up to a run for a bit. You aren't sprinting for a full minute during your walk.elartman1973 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:56 pmWrong...Kingcarl24 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:53 pmHe has no idea how far or how long a one minute sprint is.
I use to run 5 miles a day for 20 years..stop acting like anything active is foreign to me...for real