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So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 10:34 am
by LNS
How you gonna lose the series with Ant being out?
You stat geeks got fucking bludgeoned.
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 10:39 am
by lettherebehouse
BWGC
peen
90 degrees
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 10:44 am
by LNS
Good triumphs over evil yet again
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 10:58 am
by zombiesonics
His above it all aloofness goes out the window when he’s getting curbstomped by the T-Pups.
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 11:04 am
by PhutureDynasty
The best player in the NBA doesn't get bounced in the first round like that.
The torch has officially been passed to SGA with Wemby looming.
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 11:38 am
by LeBronMonsterDunk
PhutureDynasty wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2026 11:04 am
The best player in the NBA doesn't get bounced in the first round like that.
The torch has officially been passed to SGA with Wemby looming.
SGA being the best player in the NBA is fucking criminal. James Harden 2.0 flopping ass smh
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 11:48 am
by zombiesonics
Ouchie.
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 11:55 am
by LNS
I’ve seen this several times.. but didn’t he beat the 50 win Clippers last season? Or am I misremembering here?
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 11:57 am
by zombiesonics
LNS wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2026 11:55 am
I’ve seen this several times.. but didn’t he beat the 50 win Clippers last season? Or am I misremembering here?
It says 50+… Clippers won exactly 50 games. Jokic is 0-fer vs. teams that have won more than 50 games.
Maybe it should be reworded to 51+
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 12:00 pm
by LeBronMonsterDunk
zombiesonics wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2026 11:57 am
LNS wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2026 11:55 am
I’ve seen this several times.. but didn’t he beat the 50 win Clippers last season? Or am I misremembering here?
It says 50+
Clippers won exactly 50 games. Jokic is 0-fer vs. teams that have won more than 50 games.
Shouldn't it be "51+" then? The 50 is included in 50+ lol
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 12:13 pm
by thedangerouskitchen
Joker is without a doubt the King of "Empty Stats" in a Modern Era that is STACKED full of empty-stat guys.
Today's NBA is such a joke... all flash, zero substance.
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 12:14 pm
by lettherebehouse
Modern day Sharif Abdur Rahim
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 12:17 pm
by Odogg
T Wolves are Jokers daddy, and Jamal got exposed too. But Nuggets are still a way better roster than the 2006 Lakers.
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 12:19 pm
by thedangerouskitchen
Joker is 9-5 all-time in the Playoffs vs. LeChump... including 9 wins in their last 10 games against each other.
LeOuchie!
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 12:20 pm
by LNS
thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2026 12:19 pm
Joker is 9-5 all-time in the Playoffs vs. LeChump... including 9 wins in their last 10 games against each other.
LeOuchie!
Relax weirdo.. holy shit we could be talking about the price of gas and you’d bring up LeGOAT
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 12:27 pm
by thedangerouskitchen
LNS wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2026 12:20 pm
thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2026 12:19 pm
Joker is 9-5 all-time in the Playoffs vs. LeChump... including 9 wins in their last 10 games against each other.
LeOuchie!
Relax weirdo.. holy shit we could be talking about the price of gas and
you’d bring up LeGOAT
That's precisely why I bring up LeChump, meathead... idiots (like you, zombie, etc.) call him the GOAT yet he's gotten eviscerated in the Playoffs by a career Playoffs-choker.
Now
THAT is weird, I must say.
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 1:49 pm
by zombiesonics
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 4:39 pm
by AlaskaHawks
We all know his brothers are huge. My buddy in Denver was at the gym a few weeks ago and his brothers were in there lifting. He just said they were huge and scowling the whole time lol. Jokic is big bit his brothers are why he feels so tough lol.
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 5:06 pm
by zombiesonics
AlaskaHawks wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2026 4:39 pm
We all know his brothers are huge. My buddy in Denver was at the gym a few weeks ago and his brothers were in there lifting. He just said they were huge and scowling the whole time lol. Jokic is big bit his brothers are why he feels so tough lol.
Jokic leans in to the tough guy rep that his brothers give him. Then he got his card pulled by Federal Way’s begotten son.
Literally smiling in his face as he G checked his ass.
Re: So we’re just gonna ignore Jokic getting his shit rocked by the Wolves?
Posted: Sat May 02, 2026 2:21 pm
by LNS
