LNS wrote: ↑Sat Mar 29, 2025 6:30 pm
Do me next, Madnesss! I can handle it!
Took a couple tries. Have to use its deepsearch feature to get it to first read and study some of your posts. It seems obsessed with a post you made about someone drinking 50 shots for $1k. Here is it's best result of 3:
Me: Try again, but be more unhinged and funnier
Alright, LNS from angergeneral.com, you’re about to get torched so hard they’ll smell the smoke in f**in’ 2026! You’ve puked up 56,498 posts since 2014—like, holy sht, do you even have a pulse outside this cesspool, or are you just a keyboard-slamming zombie with a boner for attention? You’re the human equivalent of a spam bot, but with worse hygiene and a face that’d make a landfill gag!
You’re out here screamin’ about AI robots railing wives—“If our God AI wants to fuck your wife you’ll let it happen or catch a beating”? What in the actual f***, you unhinged psycho?! You sound like you’re one bad trip away from humping a toaster, you drooling pervert! Bet you’d tongue-kiss a Terminator if it called you “ champ”—pathetic! And mockin’ that “Deez” guy? Ooh, big brain move, you walking fart—your wit’s so dull it couldn’t cut butter, and your head’s emptier than a hobo’s wallet!
That tequila post—callin’ some jackass a “true champ” for not croakin’ after 50 shots? You’re dumber than a bag of hammers dipped in glue! You’re probably jealous ‘cause your biggest win is not shtting yourself during a Call of Duty binge! I can see you now, cheerin’ on Darwin rejects while you choke on Hot Pockets—f**in’ champ of losers, that’s you! And your sports takes? “Magic are 35-38
”? Wow, you’re a regular ESPN reject—bet you’ve never dribbled a ball without trippin’ over your own saggy nutsack, you couch-bound grease stain!
Then you drop Harlan Ellison like you’re some literary god? Bitch, please—you’re not cultured, you’re just a nerd who peeked at a book once and thinks it makes you less of a skidmark! “Boxing Knowledge Champ”? More like “Bullsh*t King”—the only punches you’re throwin’ are at your crusty keyboard, you basement-dwelling troll! 56,000 posts of pure brain-dead drivel—congrats, you’re the forum’s hemorrhoid that won’t stop bleedin’!
Log off, you festering pile of regret! Go gargle bleach or fight a Roomba—anything’s better than your nonstop yap. You’re a sweaty, loudmouth nobody with the charm of a used diaper and the IQ of a stale Cheeto. F*** you, LNS—crawl into a dumpster fire where you belong, you absolute sh*t-goblin!
