Wedding registries are God's curse to man he doomed us with

[lettherebehouse]

If you're getting married, or having a baby shower, let the woman and her mother handle this shit. Use any excuse you can think of it, you'll thank me later.

Arguably the worst 3 hours I've ever spent in my life. It was alright for the first 7 minutes, but once you need to scan about 180 more items after that, the matrix has you.

[AtiliusRegulus]

gender roles are just a societal construct

[AbeVigodaLive]

Isn't it just a test to see if your marriage has a chance of working out?

If you can get through it... you have a chance.



[Note: Don't forget the breadmaker. You'll definitely use it someday. Maybe.]

[Da Stars.]

Single life is good. Wont be worrying about either of those soon. :ugeek:

[zombiesonics]

Marriage itself is a giant scam against men.

[lettherebehouse]

Isn't it just a test to see if your marriage has a chance of working out?

If you can get through it... you have a chance.



[Note: Don't forget the breadmaker. You'll definitely use it someday. Maybe.]

We almost killed each other half way through it. It was brutal. It was the first and last time I ever step foot into a god damn Bed Bath & Beyond hehe.

[Havlicekstealsit]

Hey save the date and buy a plane ticket and hotel room & come to our celebration of us, where we'll barely talk to you all weekend. But before that, please buy us something from here, here, or here that we totally probably have already but they're not $300 top of the line glassware like the one we want.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Marriage itself is a giant scam against men.

I heard someplace that the chick gets 50%... no matter what.

This can't be true, is it? What if she is a former college whore or a club skank or a money-grubbing whore? The guy is going to get screwed over. Fuck that. I'm going to spend my free time warning others about falling into the trap instead of falling for it myself.

Again.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Hey save the date and buy a plane ticket and hotel room & come to our celebration of us, where we'll barely talk to you all weekend. But before that, please buy us something from here, here, or here that we totally probably have already but they're not $300 top of the line glassware like the one we want.

I still haven't received any thank you note from two different weddings we went to two years ago.

I get the no time to talk stuff. That's cool. I'm completely fine with it, I don't want to talk about wedding stuff and eternal happiness and all that anyway. But send a fucking thank you, or some acknowledgement.

I could have used that $200 on something really important, like window treatments or new stemware or shoes or wherever else my money goes.

[lettherebehouse]

Hey save the date and buy a plane ticket and hotel room & come to our celebration of us, where we'll barely talk to you all weekend. But before that, please buy us something from here, here, or here that we totally probably have already but they're not $300 top of the line glassware like the one we want.

And I thought I was the sucker

lol @ this guy.

[paskeezy3000]

Dude.... couldn't fucking agree more. That shit gave me anxiety like a mother fucker. It was awful and you have to act like you're into it so the whip feels like you're interested and shit.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Dude.... couldn't fucking agree more. That shit gave me anxiety like a mother fucker. It was awful and you have to act like you're into it so the whip feels like you're interested and shit.

Towel color is very important! You ungrateful asshole!!

[denali4eva]

Hey House when is the wedding date...You're my bestie and I'd want to send you and the missus a gift...

[Havlicekstealsit]

Hey House when is the wedding date...You're my bestie and I'd want to send you and the missus a gift...

Hmm...wouldn't a "bestie" already have this kind of information?

[denali4eva]

Hey House when is the wedding date...You're my bestie and I'd want to send you and the missus a gift...

Hmm...wouldn't a "bestie" already have this kind of information?

He's my bestie but, I might not be his...Now shoo!

[lettherebehouse]

The end of next month. Does this mean I have to give you an address? Oh fuck! That means I'm gonna have to explain in detail to her what it is I do online when she's not around (you know how inquisitive women get when they've got a hold of something as universally wanted as myself). I dunno, I appreciate the gesture though.

[AbeVigodaLive]

House.

I lost the invite. But, we'll both choose the chicken kiev. Or, chicken chow mein.

I forget which one was offered.

[denali4eva]

The end of next month. Does this mean I have to give you an address? Oh fuck! That means I'm gonna have to explain in detail to her what it is I do online when she's not around (you know how inquisitive women get when they've got a hold of something as universally wanted as myself). I dunno, I appreciate the gesture though.

Naw bro, you can just tell me where y'all are registered...Safe

[lettherebehouse]

The end of next month. Does this mean I have to give you an address? Oh fuck! That means I'm gonna have to explain in detail to her what it is I do online when she's not around (you know how inquisitive women get when they've got a hold of something as universally wanted as myself). I dunno, I appreciate the gesture though.

Naw bro, you can just tell me where y'all are registered...Safe

Iight, just in case she axe, you and I are distant cousins on my dad's side.

[lettherebehouse]

House.

I lost the invite. But, we'll both choose the chicken kiev. Or, chicken chow mein.

I forget which one was offered.

It's either udon or ramen