Wedding registries are God's curse to man he doomed us with
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Wedding registries are God's curse to man he doomed us with
If you're getting married, or having a baby shower, let the woman and her mother handle this shit. Use any excuse you can think of it, you'll thank me later.
Arguably the worst 3 hours I've ever spent in my life. It was alright for the first 7 minutes, but once you need to scan about 180 more items after that, the matrix has you.
Arguably the worst 3 hours I've ever spent in my life. It was alright for the first 7 minutes, but once you need to scan about 180 more items after that, the matrix has you.
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gender roles are just a societal construct
Check the method from Bedrock, 'cause I rock your head to bed
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Isn't it just a test to see if your marriage has a chance of working out?
If you can get through it... you have a chance.
[Note: Don't forget the breadmaker. You'll definitely use it someday. Maybe.]
If you can get through it... you have a chance.
[Note: Don't forget the breadmaker. You'll definitely use it someday. Maybe.]
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Single life is good. Wont be worrying about either of those soon. :ugeek:
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Marriage itself is a giant scam against men.
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We almost killed each other half way through it. It was brutal. It was the first and last time I ever step foot into a god damn Bed Bath & Beyond hehe.AbeVigodaLive wrote:Isn't it just a test to see if your marriage has a chance of working out?
If you can get through it... you have a chance.
[Note: Don't forget the breadmaker. You'll definitely use it someday. Maybe.]
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Hey save the date and buy a plane ticket and hotel room & come to our celebration of us, where we'll barely talk to you all weekend. But before that, please buy us something from here, here, or here that we totally probably have already but they're not $300 top of the line glassware like the one we want.
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zombiesonics wrote:Marriage itself is a giant scam against men.
I heard someplace that the chick gets 50%... no matter what.
This can't be true, is it? What if she is a former college whore or a club skank or a money-grubbing whore? The guy is going to get screwed over. Fuck that. I'm going to spend my free time warning others about falling into the trap instead of falling for it myself.
Again.
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Havlicekstealsit wrote:Hey save the date and buy a plane ticket and hotel room & come to our celebration of us, where we'll barely talk to you all weekend. But before that, please buy us something from here, here, or here that we totally probably have already but they're not $300 top of the line glassware like the one we want.
I still haven't received any thank you note from two different weddings we went to two years ago.
I get the no time to talk stuff. That's cool. I'm completely fine with it, I don't want to talk about wedding stuff and eternal happiness and all that anyway. But send a fucking thank you, or some acknowledgement.
I could have used that $200 on something really important, like window treatments or new stemware or shoes or wherever else my money goes.
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And I thought I was the suckerHavlicekstealsit wrote:Hey save the date and buy a plane ticket and hotel room & come to our celebration of us, where we'll barely talk to you all weekend. But before that, please buy us something from here, here, or here that we totally probably have already but they're not $300 top of the line glassware like the one we want.
lol @ this guy.
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Dude.... couldn't fucking agree more. That shit gave me anxiety like a mother fucker. It was awful and you have to act like you're into it so the whip feels like you're interested and shit.
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paskeezy3000 wrote:Dude.... couldn't fucking agree more. That shit gave me anxiety like a mother fucker. It was awful and you have to act like you're into it so the whip feels like you're interested and shit.
Towel color is very important! You ungrateful asshole!!
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Hey House when is the wedding date...You're my bestie and I'd want to send you and the missus a gift...
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Hmm...wouldn't a "bestie" already have this kind of information?denali4eva wrote:Hey House when is the wedding date...You're my bestie and I'd want to send you and the missus a gift...
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He's my bestie but, I might not be his...Now shoo!Havlicekstealsit wrote:Hmm...wouldn't a "bestie" already have this kind of information?denali4eva wrote:Hey House when is the wedding date...You're my bestie and I'd want to send you and the missus a gift...
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The end of next month. Does this mean I have to give you an address? Oh fuck! That means I'm gonna have to explain in detail to her what it is I do online when she's not around (you know how inquisitive women get when they've got a hold of something as universally wanted as myself). I dunno, I appreciate the gesture though.
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House.
I lost the invite. But, we'll both choose the chicken kiev. Or, chicken chow mein.
I forget which one was offered.
I lost the invite. But, we'll both choose the chicken kiev. Or, chicken chow mein.
I forget which one was offered.
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Naw bro, you can just tell me where y'all are registered...Safelettherebehouse wrote:The end of next month. Does this mean I have to give you an address? Oh fuck! That means I'm gonna have to explain in detail to her what it is I do online when she's not around (you know how inquisitive women get when they've got a hold of something as universally wanted as myself). I dunno, I appreciate the gesture though.
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Iight, just in case she axe, you and I are distant cousins on my dad's side.denali4eva wrote:Naw bro, you can just tell me where y'all are registered...Safelettherebehouse wrote:The end of next month. Does this mean I have to give you an address? Oh fuck! That means I'm gonna have to explain in detail to her what it is I do online when she's not around (you know how inquisitive women get when they've got a hold of something as universally wanted as myself). I dunno, I appreciate the gesture though.
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It's either udon or ramenAbeVigodaLive wrote:House.
I lost the invite. But, we'll both choose the chicken kiev. Or, chicken chow mein.
I forget which one was offered.