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Shill Jackson wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:59 pm
AlaskaHawks wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:54 pm I enjoy cooking.

What I find is for idiots is ordering Doordarsh. Spending 30 bucks for 1 entree that arrives cold and soggy? Sounds way better than spending a bit of time on a home cooked meal.
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I don't like eating out anyway. Never eat steak out.
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elartman1973 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:06 pm Leoss can't cook


Imagine if leoss owned a diner


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He's not going to get that reference. MAYBE like 4 of us here do.
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Grilling something always taste good AF.

I like eating at restaurants or getting carry out but that gets old too. You have to mix in some home cooked meals.
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We usually do carry out on Saturdays. Would like to dine in but the toddler is too crazy to go to a restaurant. Figured out that if you show up 10 minutes earlier than whenever they say the order is ready it is just coming out piping hot and getting packaged which minimizes the cold and sogginess once you get it home so it’s still pretty good.
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i feel bad for artman, eating his own cooking. He doesnt know what real good food is.

Then again, there's limited options in orlando
artman has big fat tits
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Uncontroversial wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:18 pm i feel bad for artman, eating his own cooking. He doesnt know what real good food is.

Then again, there's limited options in orlando
Unless you're dropping $40-$60 a plate on take out every single night, you don't know what good food is either.....and there ain't much to choose from in Bastrop.
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:29 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:25 pm No...too many meals and I cook on the fly. Not by numbers

Chefs catered to many diners at once. I dont
Chefs aren't' capable of/don't make modifications to orders?

Tell me about how you cook a steak. Any cut.

How do you diverge from the head chef at a steakhouse?
You're trying too hard

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Havlicekstealsit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 2:37 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:06 pm Leoss can't cook


Imagine if leoss owned a diner


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He's not going to get that reference. MAYBE like 4 of us here do.
No matter.
Wasn't for him anyways
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I love to eat out bur also love to cook.

People like doing things they are good at. Leoss saying he reference to recipe is clearly indicator he has no idea how to cook
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Robceltsfan wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:26 pm
Uncontroversial wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:18 pm i feel bad for artman, eating his own cooking. He doesnt know what real good food is.

Then again, there's limited options in orlando
Unless you're dropping $40-$60 a plate on take out every single night, you don't know what good food is either.....and there ain't much to choose from in Bastrop.
Theres unlimited great options in orlando. Only a fool would claim otherwise. And my cooking is highly praised by all who are so lucky...
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elartman1973 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:31 pm
You're trying too hard

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I was just curious about your techniques and insight.

Food is one of the few subjects where I actually value your input.
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:35 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:31 pm
You're trying too hard

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I was just curious about your techniques and insight.

Food is one of the few subjects where I actually value your input.
Nope..You're trying to find something, anything to bash on

Give it a rest

Tell me a cut of steak and Ill tell you what's up
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elartman1973 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:36 pm Tell me a cut of steak and Ill tell you what's up
Sure.

How do you approach a NY strip?
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:09 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:36 pm Tell me a cut of steak and Ill tell you what's up
Sure.

How do you approach a NY strip?
A NY Strip Joint? No problem...

I'd probably walk in the front door with a lot of dollar bills.

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Bush4Ever. wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:09 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:36 pm Tell me a cut of steak and Ill tell you what's up
Sure.

How do you approach a NY strip?
Same way I approach a ribeye
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PhutureDynasty wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:12 pm
Bush4Ever. wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:09 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:36 pm Tell me a cut of steak and Ill tell you what's up
Sure.

How do you approach a NY strip?
A NY Strip Joint? No problem...

I'd probably walk in the front door with a lot of dollar bills.

:bosh:
Went to Scored in NYC one time. It was $20 to get through the door. The club is actually below street level, so you go down a flight of stairs where I met Bouncer # 2. It was winter time, so I was wearing a coat. He told me, "it'll be $20 to check your coat". I was like....I'm good bud, I'll just keep it. He said, "it'll be $20 to check your coat, or you can go back up the stairs and leave".

Then you walk in to the club and the first thing you see is the bar. We ordered just a couple light beers....another $9.

We'd spent $49 each and hadn't even seen a titty yet. :lol:
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If I went to a strip club and had to pay 50 dollars to get in the door and a basic amount of liquid in my system, I better be allowed to psychologically damage the strippers more than they already are.
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:21 pm If I went to a strip club and had to pay 50 dollars to get in the door and a basic amount of liquid in my system, I better be allowed to psychologically damage the strippers more than they already are.
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Robceltsfan wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:16 pm
PhutureDynasty wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:12 pm
Bush4Ever. wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:09 pm

Sure.

How do you approach a NY strip?
A NY Strip Joint? No problem...

I'd probably walk in the front door with a lot of dollar bills.

:bosh:
Went to Scored in NYC one time. It was $20 to get through the door. The club is actually below street level, so you go down a flight of stairs where I met Bouncer # 2. It was winter time, so I was wearing a coat. He told me, "it'll be $20 to check your coat". I was like....I'm good bud, I'll just keep it. He said, "it'll be $20 to check your coat, or you can go back up the stairs and leave".

Then you walk in to the club and the first thing you see is the bar. We ordered just a couple light beers....another $9.

We'd spent $49 each and hadn't even seen a titty yet. :lol:
Wow. That's why I don't like strip clubs.

Plus you can see better women naked on the internet for free lol.
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