I want to have sexy time with NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch

lettherebehouse · Post by **lettherebehouse** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 12:16 pm

Sure there's a coat of makeup and hair styling to cover up the white trash that lies underneath it all, but god damn her confidence and stature gives me shift.

I know a great lay when I see one, she's easily a 9/10 in the cage.

LeBronMonsterDunk · Post by **LeBronMonsterDunk** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 12:18 pm

zombiesonics · Post by **zombiesonics** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 12:27 pm

LeBronMonsterDunk wrote:

AlaskaHawks · Post by **AlaskaHawks** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 12:49 pm

Shill Jackson · Post by **Shill Jackson** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:13 pm

I looked up her story...
plain, skinny little girl with a mop of untamable curls, Dana Eaton feels invisible, and she hates it. She takes it personally when the bus driver misses her stop because he doesn’t see her. At playtime, she swings, because it’s something she can do alone. When she was 5 years old, her mother summoned the courage to kick her father out, and now it’s just the two of them, and it’s really quiet.
daddy issues

kobeunderbite · Post by **kobeunderbite** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:14 pm

Shill, change your avatar TODAY.

LeBronMonsterDunk · Post by **LeBronMonsterDunk** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:17 pm

Kobeunderbite wrote:Shill, change your avatar TODAY.

Shill is a conspiracy theorist, you can't take him seriously lol

denali4eva · Post by **denali4eva** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:37 pm

You should only want to have "sexy time" with the wifey but I guess as long as you don't act out, it I guess it doesn't hurt to fantasize...

gaskill15 · Post by **gaskill15** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:40 pm

denali4eva wrote:You should only want to have "sexy time" with the wifey but I guess as long as you don't act out, it I guess it doesn't hurt to fantasize...

You fantasize about me daily and DON'T YOU EVEN DENY IT.

lettherebehouse · Post by **lettherebehouse** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:42 pm

denali4eva wrote:You should only want to have "sexy time" with the wifey but I guess as long as you don't act out, it I guess it doesn't hurt to fantasize...

Name me 3 nba players you've flicked the bean to, either past or present.

zombiesonics · Post by **zombiesonics** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:43 pm

What the fuck is Shill even trying to say? Can someone translate that cuckspeak?

denali4eva · Post by **denali4eva** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:52 pm

lettherebehouse wrote:
denali4eva wrote:You should only want to have "sexy time" with the wifey but I guess as long as you don't act out, it I guess it doesn't hurt to fantasize...

Name me 3 nba players you've clutched your pearls to, either past or present.

I said it was cool to fantasize brah...

1. TMac
2. Shareef Abdur Rahim
3. Jimmy Jackson

And please don't ask me why...

Alex_Murphy · Post by **Alex_Murphy** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:57 pm

denali4eva wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:
denali4eva wrote:You should only want to have "sexy time" with the wifey but I guess as long as you don't act out, it I guess it doesn't hurt to fantasize...

Name me 3 nba players you've clutched your pearls to, either past or present.
I said it was cool to fantasize brah...

1. TMac
2. Shareef Abdur Rahim
3. Jimmy Jackson

And please don't ask me why...

Hmmm ... its funny you mention those specific individuals. I happen to look like a myriad hybrid of all three... and often get confronted by strangers asking me "do you know who you remind me of..."

I always play it off non chauvinistic...

:aj:

zombiesonics · Post by **zombiesonics** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:58 pm

denali4eva wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:
denali4eva wrote:You should only want to have "sexy time" with the wifey but I guess as long as you don't act out, it I guess it doesn't hurt to fantasize...

Name me 3 nba players you've clutched your pearls to, either past or present.
I said it was cool to fantasize brah...

1. TMac
2. Shareef Abdur Rahim
3. Jimmy Jackson

And please don't ask me why...

TMac?

denali4eva · Post by **denali4eva** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:08 pm

zombiesonics wrote:
denali4eva wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:

Name me 3 nba players you've clutched your pearls to, either past or present.
I said it was cool to fantasize brah...

1. TMac
2. Shareef Abdur Rahim
3. Jimmy Jackson

And please don't ask me why...

TMac?

He's NOT a cornball brotha like you so, don't respond to my posts...

Da Stars. · Post by **Da Stars.** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:12 pm

All this time I thought D had the perfect man. And now I read this. I just need to know was this all three at the same time. <Now she is going to call me a drunk asshole>

denali4eva · Post by **denali4eva** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:15 pm

Da Stars. wrote:All this time I thought D had the perfect man. And now I read this. I just need to know was this all three at the same time. <Now she is going to call me a drunk asshole>

You always got something stupid to say and my man is perfect for me you drunken asshole...

Da Stars. · Post by **Da Stars.** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:19 pm

denali4eva wrote:
Da Stars. wrote:All this time I thought D had the perfect man. And now I read this. I just need to know was this all three at the same time. <Now she is going to call me a drunk asshole>
You always got something stupid to say and my man is perfect for me you drunken asshole...

Currently sober. And yes I was fishing for the response you gave me.

denali4eva · Post by **denali4eva** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:26 pm

Da Stars. wrote:
denali4eva wrote:
Da Stars. wrote:All this time I thought D had the perfect man. And now I read this. I just need to know was this all three at the same time. <Now she is going to call me a drunk asshole>
You always got something stupid to say and my man is perfect for me you drunken asshole...
Currently sober. And yes I was fishing for the response you gave me.

Keep on fishing and I'll always give you what you're looking for... :stephena:

Robceltsfan · Post by **Robceltsfan** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:32 pm

zombiesonics wrote:
denali4eva wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:

Name me 3 nba players you've clutched your pearls to, either past or present.
I said it was cool to fantasize brah...

1. TMac
2. Shareef Abdur Rahim
3. Jimmy Jackson

And please don't ask me why...

TMac?

Those eyes...

:pjaxlol:

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