Calm the fuck down Harry, you weren’t even that close to Cedric Diggory

[lettherebehouse]

You barely met him this year, and he’s like 7 years older than you. He even stole your prom date, Cho.

I’ll admit I dug the Twilight series just as much as the next HS chick but come on, are we really that distraught over his death?

My homeboy Big D came up clutch though a couple episodes later though. Fkn faggot!

[Bush4Ever.]

I think it was more the fact he got wizard-sniped right in front of him and in the middle of an event that was otherwise traumatic.

Wizard PTSD or sumthin'

[lettherebehouse]

I think it was more the fact he got wizard-sniped right in front of him and in the middle of an event that was otherwise traumatic.

Wizard PTSD or sumthin'

Yeah but still, there was no need for

[lettherebehouse]

Don’t call me nymphadora could get this radius though real spit

[Bush4Ever.]

Don’t call me nymphadora could get this radius though real spit

She was a metamorphmagus too, so theoretically she could change her race/body type/dimensions to give a man all the variety in the world without cheating.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

I have no idea what's being discussed ITT.

[LNS]

Don’t call me nymphadora could get this radius though real spit

I always got the weird vibe that Remus dude she ends up with beats the hell outta her behind closed doors. I know that’s a weird place to take it but I just get that feeling I dunno.

[lettherebehouse]

Don’t call me nymphadora could get this radius though real spit

I always got the weird vibe that Remus dude she ends up with beats the hell outta her behind closed doors. I know that’s a weird place to take it but I just get that feeling I dunno.

You’re probably not wrong. I get “glutton for abuse” vibes from her too and in the end she’d be a good sport about it all.

[LNS]

Don’t call me nymphadora could get this radius though real spit

I always got the weird vibe that Remus dude she ends up with beats the hell outta her behind closed doors. I know that’s a weird place to take it but I just get that feeling I dunno.

You’re probably not wrong. I get “glutton for abuse” vibes from her too and in the end she’d be a good sport about it all.

Holy fuck I didn’t mean she gets her jollies out of it

[Bush4Ever.]

What?

Lupin is almost literally the least likely known adult in the HP universe to be guilty of spousal abuse.

The only chance he ever would is if he messed up the wolfsbane potion during his transformations and actually lost his mind during his monthly werewolf transformations.