I’m a little zippy from my morning coffee and it got me thinking… have you ever almost come to blows over a game of shuffleboard? Like maybe some dude stepped over the line or whatever the fuck (I don’t know how that game works)? I bet that shit got pretty intense.
Hey Stars
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You fuck with Stars, and you are getting shanked…ElJorge wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2024 9:50 am I’m a little zippy from my morning coffee and it got me thinking… have you ever almost come to blows over a game of shuffleboard? Like maybe some dude stepped over the line or whatever the fuck (I don’t know how that game works)? I bet that shit got pretty intense.
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We’ve all been posting together for a long ass time… and we know how unhinged Stars can get after he knocks back a few cans of Natty Ice. I guaran-fucking-tee Stars has jumped in someone’s face over a game of shuffleboard.rileymartin wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2024 9:53 amYou fuck with Stars, and you are getting shanked…ElJorge wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2024 9:50 am I’m a little zippy from my morning coffee and it got me thinking… have you ever almost come to blows over a game of shuffleboard? Like maybe some dude stepped over the line or whatever the fuck (I don’t know how that game works)? I bet that shit got pretty intense.
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I have not talked about the game in weeks. Have not played much.ElJorge wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2024 9:50 am I’m a little zippy from my morning coffee and it got me thinking… have you ever almost come to blows over a game of shuffleboard? Like maybe some dude stepped over the line or whatever the fuck (I don’t know how that game works)? I bet that shit got pretty intense.
That said, yes, I was much better in the 80's and played for bigger money. In most cases any game larger than a 20 dollar game, you put the money up first.
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Natty Ice chasing down shots of Wild Turkey now get yo shit straight.. And yes I have gotten intense I sure as hell never played the game to lose.ElJorge wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2024 10:00 amWe’ve all been posting together for a long ass time… and we know how unhinged Stars can get after he knocks back a few cans of Natty Ice. I guaran-fucking-tee Stars has jumped in someone’s face over a game of shuffleboard.rileymartin wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2024 9:53 amYou fuck with Stars, and you are getting shanked…ElJorge wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2024 9:50 am I’m a little zippy from my morning coffee and it got me thinking… have you ever almost come to blows over a game of shuffleboard? Like maybe some dude stepped over the line or whatever the fuck (I don’t know how that game works)? I bet that shit got pretty intense.
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Anyone ever try to back out of a bet?
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I would love to show up to one of these shuffleboard events and clean house. Stars can barely tie his own shoes without falling over and yet he’s still always coming away with dubs… that means his competition is even more uncoordinated and inebriated than he is.. easy money.
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Stars I gave you a runway to regale us with a cool story about shuffleboard and you shit the bed.
Never again.
Never again.