Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yesterday

[elartman1973]

ROCHESTER, MN—Having repeatedly apologized for incidents such as accidentally brushing up against other people on the train, stepping aside in an elevator, and reaching for the same coffee mug as a colleague at work, local 24-year-old Katie Simpson was overheard saying “sorry” nearly 120 different times yesterday, sources reported. “Sorry,” Simpson said softly under her breath Wednesday morning while walking past a coworker in the hallway, an occurrence that would be repeated 17 more times throughout the course of the day. “Sorry, sorry.” Sources also confirmed Simpson said “sorry” yesterday on at least two occasions while bumping into an inanimate object.


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[kobeunderbite]

Artman doesn't know the Onion is satirical?

[elartman1973]

Artman doesn't know the Onion is satirical?

Kobeunderbite doesnt know this thread is satirical

Desfuckingstroyed

[AbeVigodaLive]

Out of the thousands of The Onion articles to choose from... you choose THAT one?

There are so many better ones. That site is pretty darn good.

[elartman1973]

Out of the thousands of The Onion articles to choose from... you choose THAT one?

There are so many better ones. That site is pretty darn good.

Consider yourself lucky..it was in your honor

[AbeVigodaLive]

Out of the thousands of The Onion articles to choose from... you choose THAT one?

There are so many better ones. That site is pretty darn good.

Consider yourself lucky..it was in your honor

Because as a Minnesotan, I am overly polite? Because I am desperate to read anything provincial?

[AlaskaHawks]

What a worthless thread

[elartman1973]

Out of the thousands of The Onion articles to choose from... you choose THAT one?

There are so many better ones. That site is pretty darn good.

Consider yourself lucky..it was in your honor

Because as a Minnesotan, I am overly polite? Because I am desperate to read anything provincial?

Ok

[elartman1973]

What a worthless thread

Ok then..would you bang the chick in the op?

[AlaskaHawks]

What a worthless thread

Ok then..would you bang the chick in the op?

As long as she said she was sorry.

[AbeVigodaLive]

She has kinda a skinnier Lena Dunham thing going on...

[kobeunderbite]

She has kinda a skinnier Lena Dunham thing going on...

You into that?

[town bidness]

What a worthless thread

Ok then..would you bang the chick in the op?

As long as she said she was sorry.

lol.

art, what was the purpose of this thread?

[elartman1973]

Ok then..would you bang the chick in the op?

As long as she said she was sorry.

lol.

art, what was the purpose of this thread?

What is the purpose of any thread?

[town bidness]

As long as she said she was sorry.

lol.

art, what was the purpose of this thread?

What is the purpose of any thread?

well arturo, that is determined by the author naturally.

now that i have demonstrated to you how to answer a direct question... how about you try? were you foolishly trying to "bait" abe because you are a masochist or is there some other reason?

[elartman1973]

lol.

art, what was the purpose of this thread?

What is the purpose of any thread?

well arturo, that is determined by the author naturally.

now that i have demonstrated to you how to answer a direct question... how about you try? were you foolishly trying to "bait" abe because you are a masochist or is there some other reason?

no

[town bidness]

What is the purpose of any thread?

well arturo, that is determined by the author naturally.

now that i have demonstrated to you how to answer a direct question... how about you try? were you foolishly trying to "bait" abe because you are a masochist or is there some other reason?

no

ah so you're just an airhead. thank you for confirming.

[CleveTown™]

is this what Minnesotans look like? emo weirdo, asexual types? Abe?

[AlaskaHawks]

is this what Minnesotans look like? emo weirdo, asexual types? Abe?

Don't diss on his gal pal, bro.