Bob Costas is such a stupid fucking boomer

[elartman1973]

Leoss is stupid.
Me and a coworker have a morning routinely of doing 50 puships before work to loosen uo and wake up. And I do 50 at home before work every morning.

It's basic and leoss claiming I'm double the masculinity of most men.

Wrecked

[ElJorge]

Yeah. I would easily ragdoll you without question...plus I eat smarter and sleep better and have better overall health and am bigger and stronger. Especially when I was your age
Call me when you're 51...if you're still alive, no guarantee...so I'm already winning

You’re a pussy, dude. An old fat ass desperately trying to hold on to glory years… except you weren’t shit then either.

Nope..i live in the present. Not old or a fat ass.
I'm south and healthy and more capable than most your age. And I dont look old either no matter how much you cry and white tryibg to claim I am.
Stay triggered

Riiiiight… you don’t look old and fat, even though every pic we’ve seen shows an old and fat guy.

“B-BU-BUT those are CheRRy PiCKeD!!!”

Autism

[Alex_Murphy]

Leoss is stupid.
Me and a coworker have a morning routinely of doing 50 puships before work to loosen uo and wake up. And I do 50 at home before work every morning.

It's basic and leoss claiming I'm double the masculinity of most men.

Wrecked

no one believes you. you have trex arms on that gargantuan body of yours

[elartman1973]

You’re a pussy, dude. An old fat ass desperately trying to hold on to glory years… except you weren’t shit then either.

Nope..i live in the present. Not old or a fat ass.
I'm south and healthy and more capable than most your age. And I dont look old either no matter how much you cry and white tryibg to claim I am.
Stay triggered

Riiiiight… you don’t look old and fat, even though every pic we’ve seen shows an old and fat guy.

“B-BU-BUT those are CheRRy PiCKeD!!!”

Autism

Nope..they clearly don't show that at all.

You people claiming it does as troll however is another story altogether

[elartman1973]

Leos I stupid as fuck.
I have a massive wingspan. Length is one of my characteristics. Long legs and arms.and I dont have anything close to anything leoss desperately tries to claim. He's never mattered or been right about me in any way whatsoever
Plus he's a gay

[_Vcsgrizzfan_]

Artie pretending he's in better shape than someone more than a decade younger who works hard at staying fit. Shocking.

[_Vcsgrizzfan_]

Pushups are a funny topic. Just a few days ago, a buddy of mine got on the floor at the gym and started doing some. He gets up when he's done and proudly tells me he just did 75 pushups. I didn't have the heart to tell him he did zero pushups. A pushup involves nose to the ground and extending your arms fully. The 4-5 inch range of motion some consider pushups is laughable.

He probably did the equivalent of a dozen pushups, if that. I don't think there's an exercise that is more prone to self delusion than pushups.

Chinups can come close. A chin involves extending your arms fully before ascending. Guys who barely go halfway before rising again and calling that a chinup are just fooling themselves.

[Bush4Ever.]

The Army's *maximum* standard for pushups in *two* minutes for Artman's age group is 59.

The minimum is 25.

I think Artman could probably huff and puff his way to 25, but just barely.

No chance he hits the two mile run standard though (min=19:48, max=14:24).

[ElJorge]

Pushups are a funny topic. Just a few days ago, a buddy of mine got on the floor at the gym and started doing some. He gets up when he's done and proudly tells me he just did 75 pushups. I didn't have the heart to tell him he did zero pushups. A pushup involves nose to the ground and extending your arms fully. The 4-5 inch range of motion some consider pushups is laughable.

He probably did the equivalent of a dozen pushups, if that. I don't think there's an exercise that is more prone to self delusion than pushups.

Chinups can come close. A chin involves extending your arms fully before ascending. Guys who barely go halfway before rising again and calling that a chinup are just fooling themselves.

The worst pull-ups are the CrossFit “kipping” versions. Such a joke…

[PhutureDynasty]

Pushups are a funny topic. Just a few days ago, a buddy of mine got on the floor at the gym and started doing some. He gets up when he's done and proudly tells me he just did 75 pushups. I didn't have the heart to tell him he did zero pushups. A pushup involves nose to the ground and extending your arms fully. The 4-5 inch range of motion some consider pushups is laughable.

He probably did the equivalent of a dozen pushups, if that. I don't think there's an exercise that is more prone to self delusion than pushups.

Chinups can come close. A chin involves extending your arms fully before ascending. Guys who barely go halfway before rising again and calling that a chinup are just fooling themselves.

The worst pull-ups are the CrossFit “kipping” versions. Such a joke…

I was about to post this after seeing what Grizz said but you beat me to it.

Those pull-ups are hilarious.

At the end of the day it's still technically a workout if you're half humping the air while hanging from a bar but it looks silly.

[ElJorge]

Pushups are a funny topic. Just a few days ago, a buddy of mine got on the floor at the gym and started doing some. He gets up when he's done and proudly tells me he just did 75 pushups. I didn't have the heart to tell him he did zero pushups. A pushup involves nose to the ground and extending your arms fully. The 4-5 inch range of motion some consider pushups is laughable.

He probably did the equivalent of a dozen pushups, if that. I don't think there's an exercise that is more prone to self delusion than pushups.

Chinups can come close. A chin involves extending your arms fully before ascending. Guys who barely go halfway before rising again and calling that a chinup are just fooling themselves.

The worst pull-ups are the CrossFit “kipping” versions. Such a joke…

I was about to post this after seeing what Grizz said but you beat me to it.

Those pull-ups are hilarious.

At the end of the day it's still technically a workout if you're half humping the air while hanging from a bar but it looks silly.

There’s a CrossFit near where I live and I’ve thought about joining… but I’ve read too many stories of people fucking themselves up. Not interested in injuring myself at my age lol

[PhutureDynasty]

The worst pull-ups are the CrossFit “kipping” versions. Such a joke…

I was about to post this after seeing what Grizz said but you beat me to it.

Those pull-ups are hilarious.

At the end of the day it's still technically a workout if you're half humping the air while hanging from a bar but it looks silly.

There’s a CrossFit near where I live and I’ve thought about joining… but I’ve read too many stories of people fucking themselves up. Not interested in injuring myself at my age lol

Yea smart move. I respect what they do but I wouldn't partake.

Some of them get rhabdomyolysis.

[Titan18]

Pushups are a funny topic. Just a few days ago, a buddy of mine got on the floor at the gym and started doing some. He gets up when he's done and proudly tells me he just did 75 pushups. I didn't have the heart to tell him he did zero pushups. A pushup involves nose to the ground and extending your arms fully. The 4-5 inch range of motion some consider pushups is laughable.

He probably did the equivalent of a dozen pushups, if that. I don't think there's an exercise that is more prone to self delusion than pushups.

Chinups can come close. A chin involves extending your arms fully before ascending. Guys who barely go halfway before rising again and calling that a chinup are just fooling themselves.

You should have told him as well as publicly shamed him in front of the entire gym. Sometimes tough love is the way to go.