I must have your attention!!! News Story of the Day.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Real news. Right now.
http://www.twincities.com/national/ci_2 ... de-germany" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[denali4eva]

What does it say?

[AbeVigodaLive]

What does it say?

Loud, mean-spirited black woman online is really a pussycat in real life.

[denali4eva]

What does it say?

Loud, mean-spirited black woman online is really a pussycat in real life.

My kinda of gal...

[denali4eva]

And can she really be LOUD online? lol

[lettherebehouse]

NYAR HAR HAR HAR

[Deez]

What does it say?

Can't you read it?

[denali4eva]

What does it say?

Can't you read it?

I wouldn't have asked otherwise...,

[Deez]

What does it say?

Can't you read it?

I wouldn't have asked otherwise...,

Why can't you read it?

[Havlicekstealsit]

That one cow had better sue the fuck out of the barn manufacturer.

[denali4eva]

Can't you read it?

I wouldn't have asked otherwise...,

Why can't you read it?

Because for whatever reason, my phone won't let me open new links...

[AbeVigodaLive]

I wouldn't have asked otherwise...,

Why can't you read it?

Because for whatever reason, my phone won't let me open new links...

Don't worry Denali. You'll probably get a second chance to see this story. Be patient.

[ripper76]

artman already broke this story on the board.

[AbeVigodaLive]

artman already broke this story on the board.

Oh my bad. Then again, he has that time machine thingy that allows him to post threads first, 6 hours later. And, post new images of him taken 15 to 20 years ago.

Pretty cool machine if you can find one...

[ripper76]

artman already broke this story on the board.

Oh my bad. Then again, he has that time machine thingy that allows him to post threads first, 6 hours later. And, post new images of him taken 15 to 20 years ago.

Pretty cool machine if you can find one...

Jealousy is a weak emotion.

[denali4eva]

Why can't you read it?

Because for whatever reason, my phone won't let me open new links...

Don't worry Denali. You'll probably get a second chance to see this story. Be patient.

Oh, I wasn't worried at all...

[AbeVigodaLive]

artman already broke this story on the board.

Oh my bad. Then again, he has that time machine thingy that allows him to post threads first, 6 hours later. And, post new images of him taken 15 to 20 years ago.

Pretty cool machine if you can find one...

Jealousy is a weak emotion.

I'm more envious of the time machine that I am jealous of it. Big difference. I think.