I think the new guy at work has a crush on me

[somberbostonian]

Send him a dick pic and see if he can resist the BAC.

[Havlicekstealsit]

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[AtiliusRegulus]

when Smush Parker tried to talk to Kobe, Kobe told him that he doesn't have enough accolades

[Deez]

Let's be honest House, do you really think he's into short Asians?

I'm not your typical short Asian man doe

I hear ya.

[elmouse03]

Congrats

[denali4eva]

Either that, or he may be a little socially awkward, in an aggressive sense. I just met you bruh, ease back on all the unnecessary weekend texting (texts that are filled with tons of unnecessary "lols".

My real life persona is exactly how I am here more or less, so I do come across as personable and easy to get along with, with a mildly jovial approach to most situations, even at the workplace. When new people come around, I'm usually the ice breaker. With this cat though, there definitely seems to be something 'off'. I haven't thumbed it yet, but there's something different about this one.

But, have you " thumbed" him?

[elmerjfudd]

Send him a dick pic and see if he can resist the BAC.

[lettherebehouse]

Either that, or he may be a little socially awkward, in an aggressive sense. I just met you bruh, ease back on all the unnecessary weekend texting (texts that are filled with tons of unnecessary "lols".

My real life persona is exactly how I am here more or less, so I do come across as personable and easy to get along with, with a mildly jovial approach to most situations, even at the workplace. When new people come around, I'm usually the ice breaker. With this cat though, there definitely seems to be something 'off'. I haven't thumbed it yet, but there's something different about this one.

But, have you " thumbed" him?

I've tried, but I can't get a good reading on the pulse yet to confidently say I know where all this is headed.

[denali4eva]

I knew you'd have a snappy witty comeback...That's way I said that...

[Kevin]

Best of luck to the op and his new socially awkward buddy.

[Odogg]

"He doesn't know much about football"

Major feeyag