You ever fuck with a coworker that pissed you off?

[LNS]

So as some of you know, I work in the Tool Crib department of this aerospace company. And on top of inspecting and changing tools, I sometimes have to bring the machinists items they need (oil filters, aprons, deburring pads, bags of rags, etc.) So anyway, I'm tired right now, and bitchy, and getting over the flu, and this cock muncher sends me an ERP for a fucking apron. And keep in mind, that right now it's friday night and our shift ends in less than three hours, so I got pretty pissy over it. So what'd I do? I took the very top of the apron (the part that rests against the wearers upper chest) and I wiped my asshole pretty good with it. And I didn't shower today, because they were doing some construction earlier today and they had to turn the water off for a bit. So believe me when I say that this apron REEKED of dirty smelly asshole.


The beautiful part? He won't even realize how badly it stinks, because the building he works in smells strongly of this coolant they use, so this dude's gonna walk around smelling like my asshole, and he'll have no idea.

[LNS]

No. I've always taken work serious. And I'm not saying you don't but when I'm at work I work. Nothing phases me. The worst thing I've ever done was fire 3 guys while doing a construction job during college(which I had absolutely no authority to do so). But we were building a 4 story bar and these guys were still drunk everyday when they got to work and then wasted after lunch. I told the big guys upstairs that I didn't regret it and I'm not sorry because I won't work with people like that. They thanked me and said it was a great decision.

Just a fyi: A lot of guys doing construction are drunk. Pretty scary when you think about it.

That's interesting, but not too surprising. Seems like the kinda environment that caters to that mentality. The "hey, it's hot and we're working hard so a few cold ones on our break shouldn't hurt" type of thinking.

[LNS]

So as some of you know, I work in the Tool Crib department of this aerospace company. And on top of inspecting and changing tools, I sometimes have to bring the machinists items they need (oil filters, aprons, deburring pads, bags of rags, etc.) So anyway, I'm tired right now, and bitchy, and getting over the flu, and this cock muncher sends me an ERP for a fucking apron. And keep in mind, that right now it's friday night and our shift ends in less than three hours, so I got pretty pissy over it. So what'd I do? I took the very top of the apron (the part that rests against the wearers upper chest) and I wiped my asshole pretty good with it. And I didn't shower today, because they were doing some construction earlier today and they had to turn the water off for a bit. So believe me when I say that this apron REEKED of dirty smelly asshole.


The beautiful part? He won't even realize how badly it stinks, because the building he works in smells strongly of this coolant they use, so this dude's gonna walk around smelling like my asshole, and he'll have no idea.

Nice. 15 years ago my friend wiped his ass with his hand right before shaking hands with Mark McGrath when he met him at a concert. Singer of Sugar Ray. It was at a Korn concert.

LMAO! The whole time I'd be thinking "please bite your fingers, please bite your fingers"

[Incognito]

Nice sinister story.

I once beat off into a girl's Sephora lotion jar lol she was wearing my seed on her face for months.

[LNS]

Nice sinister story.

I once beat off into a girl's Sephora lotion jar lol she was wearing my seed on her face for months.

Holy shit dude lol


Did you notice any improvements in her complexion? You could start a new product line.

[Incognito]

Nice sinister story.

I once beat off into a girl's Sephora lotion jar lol she was wearing my seed on her face for months.

Holy shit dude lol


Did you notice any improvements in her complexion? You could start a new product line.

lol

The girl was hot except for being a single mom. She got an attitude with me because I wouldn't let her use my laptop and from that moment I plotted against her.

[Alex_Murphy]

That's some funny ass shit, incognito

[PhutureDynasty]

[elartman1973]

No. I've always taken work serious. And I'm not saying you don't but when I'm at work I work. Nothing phases me. The worst thing I've ever done was fire 3 guys while doing a construction job during college(which I had absolutely no authority to do so). But we were building a 4 story bar and these guys were still drunk everyday when they got to work and then wasted after lunch. I told the big guys upstairs that I didn't regret it and I'm not sorry because I won't work with people like that. They thanked me and said it was a great decision.

Just a fyi: A lot of guys doing construction are drunk. Pretty scary when you think about it.

That's interesting, but not too surprising. Seems like the kinda environment that caters to that mentality. The "hey, it's hot and we're working hard so a few cold ones on our break shouldn't hurt" type of thinking.

Not really..maybe on small projects like a house or small commercial building.
On big construction jobs they arent drunk at all..its very tight actually with several safety inspectors on site at all times..shit you have to wear gloves steel toe boots..hard hats, saftey glasses and ppe certified shirt or vest for high visability..also you must go through a safety orientation and one or two drug tests. Also your immediate leads wont allow it. And your coworkers wont allow it either since it jeopardizes their own safety.
So dont worry..any real construction project that will eventually cater to lots of people when ffinished..will be well made by sober workers doing it the right way...and 100% osha certified safe
Ask a crew to paint your house or install a fence at your house though...yeah, they may be drinking

[elartman1973]

Any structure constructed by Mexicans or Cubans is gonna be shoddy and dangerous and fall apart in a few years. Always make sure any place you're going to live in or invest in was NOT made by Latinos. They are a joke.

Dumb.
And cubans are rarely involved in construction, unless they are the engineers, they usually have white collar jobs here. mexicans and blacks are, and they are mostly stucco and cement..not structural ..thats white dudes mostly.
Shut up

[LNS]

Lol I remember Artman once telling me that Cuba was more advanced than America before Castro took over.

[elartman1973]

Lol I remember Artman once telling me that Cuba was more advanced than America before Castro took over.

Cuba would have been like japan advanced by now

[LNS]

Lol I remember Artman once telling me that Cuba was more advanced than America before Castro took over.

Cuba would have been like japan advanced by now

There are other communist countries that aren't complete disasters though, pork chop. I doubt you can Castro stunted your country's technological growth.

[elartman1973]

Lol I remember Artman once telling me that Cuba was more advanced than America before Castro took over.

Cuba would have been like japan advanced by now

There are other communist countries that aren't complete disasters though, pork chop. I doubt you can Castro stunted your country's technological growth.

Umm.yes, he absolutely did..its an u denialke fact with volumes upon volumes of evidence..its not even questionable.
They still drive cars they were driving when he took power...thats how behind they are now..no other commy country is that behind

[LNS]

Cuba would have been like japan advanced by now

There are other communist countries that aren't complete disasters though, pork chop. I doubt you can Castro stunted your country's technological growth.

Umm.yes, he absolutely did..its an u denialke fact with volumes upon volumes of evidence..its not even questionable.
They still drive cars they were driving when he took power...thats how behind they are now..no other commy country is that behind

[Incognito]

Lol I remember Artman once telling me that Cuba was more advanced than America before Castro took over.

Cuba would have been like japan advanced by now

Not a single Hispanic country is first world.

Nice try.

[elartman1973]

Lol I remember Artman once telling me that Cuba was more advanced than America before Castro took over.

Cuba would have been like japan advanced by now

Not a single Hispanic country is first world.

Nice try.

Fail. There are several actually
And cuba would have been as well..clearly

[LNS]

Cuba would have been like japan advanced by now

Not a single Hispanic country is first world.

Nice try.

Fail. There are several actually
And cuba would have been as well..clearly

What did Castro do to oppress Cuba's technological growth, wide load?

[elartman1973]

Not a single Hispanic country is first world.

Nice try.

Fail. There are several actually
And cuba would have been as well..clearly

What did Castro do to oppress Cuba's technological growth, wide load?

By ruining the economy from a striving one to a poor one..trickle down effect.
Cuba had the first satelites, so they could watch american baseball...thats before castro..and were superior advanced in medicine with the first overall medical clinics...wll thks before castro...the tech stopped and ceased to advance and grow when he took power.
Theres many other examples. .look it up..common knowledge

[Y2K]

So as some of you know, I work in the Tool Crib department of this aerospace company. And on top of inspecting and changing tools, I sometimes have to bring the machinists items they need (oil filters, aprons, deburring pads, bags of rags, etc.) So anyway, I'm tired right now, and bitchy, and getting over the flu, and this cock muncher sends me an ERP for a fucking apron. And keep in mind, that right now it's friday night and our shift ends in less than three hours, so I got pretty pissy over it. So what'd I do? I took the very top of the apron (the part that rests against the wearers upper chest) and I wiped my asshole pretty good with it. And I didn't shower today, because they were doing some construction earlier today and they had to turn the water off for a bit. So believe me when I say that this apron REEKED of dirty smelly asshole.


The beautiful part? He won't even realize how badly it stinks, because the building he works in smells strongly of this coolant they use, so this dude's gonna walk around smelling like my asshole, and he'll have no idea.