Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

[CleveTown™]

So Arty has Aspergers, and I have Schizophrenia, anyone else care to weigh in on other posters mental health status?

I don't think you have schizophrenia. I just think you are really struggling to create an identity online, so you have to keep grasping for ways to be relevant.
Ironically, it's your failure to form an identity that has actually made you memorable.

I made one identity that I eventually repented of and forsaken. Now I am me. This is no identity (well I guess it is, it's my true identity).

[Sudanese Sensation]

So Arty has Aspergers, and I have Schizophrenia, anyone else care to weigh in on other posters mental health status?

I don't think you have schizophrenia. I just think you are really struggling to create an identity online, so you have to keep grasping for ways to be relevant.
Ironically, it's your failure to form an identity that has actually made you memorable.

Can you imagine what it must be like to get up every morning and ask yourself who you will be today?

I suspect the poor lad must have separate internet file of personas from which he can choose from.

[CleveTown™]

So Arty has Aspergers, and I have Schizophrenia, anyone else care to weigh in on other posters mental health status?

I don't think you have schizophrenia. I just think you are really struggling to create an identity online, so you have to keep grasping for ways to be relevant.
Ironically, it's your failure to form an identity that has actually made you memorable.

Can you imagine what it must be like to get up every morning and ask yourself who you will be today?

I suspect the poor lad must have separate internet file of personas from which he can choose from.

I am versatile, I won't fight you on that.

[AlaskaHawks]

I think transgendered billionaire.

[CleveTown™]

I think transgendered billionaire.

Youre just mad I uprooted you from your highest posts poster ranking.

[AbeVigodaLive]

I think transgendered billionaire.

That's not bad. After he exhausts all these personas, we'll go with that one.

[CleveTown™]

I think transgendered billionaire.

That's not bad. After he exhausts all these personas, we'll go with that one.

i am not taking on any other gimmicks so you'll just have to live with what I'm giving you now.

[Sudanese Sensation]

I think transgendered billionaire.

That's not bad. After he exhausts all these personas, we'll go with that one.

i am not taking on any other gimmicks so you'll just have to live with what I'm giving you now.

Cleve, are you this flamboyant or ostentatious in your real life if indeed you have one or is there really no there there and you just float from one personality to another?

[CleveTown™]

That's not bad. After he exhausts all these personas, we'll go with that one.

i am not taking on any other gimmicks so you'll just have to live with what I'm giving you now.

Cleve, are you this flamboyant or ostentatious in your real life if indeed you have one or is there really no there there and you just float from one personality to another?

Im me bro. I go like this full speed everywhere I go. In the classroom, I say whats up to old ladies on the bus for no reason in english and I flip a 10 spots to the old men recycling bottles pushing around their big carts on the road. Thats me

[Sudanese Sensation]

i am not taking on any other gimmicks so you'll just have to live with what I'm giving you now.

Cleve, are you this flamboyant or ostentatious in your real life if indeed you have one or is there really no there there and you just float from one personality to another?

Im me bro. I go like this full speed everywhere I go. In the classroom, I say whats up to old ladies on the bus for no reason in english and I flip a 10 spots to the old men recycling bottles pushing around their big carts on the road. Thats me

When you get on the bus what's the ratio of Asians to Europeans?

[CleveTown™]

Cleve, are you this flamboyant or ostentatious in your real life if indeed you have one or is there really no there there and you just float from one personality to another?

Im me bro. I go like this full speed everywhere I go. In the classroom, I say whats up to old ladies on the bus for no reason in english and I flip a 10 spots to the old men recycling bottles pushing around their big carts on the road. Thats me

When you get on the bus what's the ratio of Asians to Europeans?

im always the only white dude on the bus. Mayne once or twice a year ill see another on the same bus. I do see maybe twice a month white dudes out on the streets walking though.

[lettherebehouse]

ROFL

Another thread where Clevetown's getting his red ass royally served to him. Good god, this dude must be on like his 7th bottle of whiskey by now holy shit.

Clean yourself up Clevetown, and Jesus Christ please be a father to your precious daughter for once.

[dunkan5rings]

Clevetown is the man though.

He's an expat who works as a defense contractor in South Korea earning well over $200,000 a year.

Charles Barkley says "Dat's Impressiv!"

[Johnnyblazzed]

Im me bro. I go like this full speed everywhere I go. In the classroom, I say whats up to old ladies on the bus for no reason in english and I flip a 10 spots to the old men recycling bottles pushing around their big carts on the road. Thats me

When you get on the bus what's the ratio of Asians to Europeans?

im always the only white dude on the bus. Mayne once or twice a year ill see another on the same bus. I do see maybe twice a month white dudes out on the streets walking though.

Looks like I was right... he's setting himself up as the oppressed minority.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Clevetown is the man though.

He's an expat who works as a defense contractor in South Korea earning well over $200,000 a year.

Charles Barkley says "Dat's Impressiv!"

Wait. I thought he was a consultant to Mr. President. Or a schoolteacher. Or a stay at home dad.

Meh. I can't keep his stories straight.

[AbeVigodaLive]

When you get on the bus what's the ratio of Asians to Europeans?

im always the only white dude on the bus. Mayne once or twice a year ill see another on the same bus. I do see maybe twice a month white dudes out on the streets walking though.

Looks like I was right... he's setting himself up as the oppressed minority.

Nice Blazzed. Nice.

[rileymartin]

He was also voted "worst poster" back on Angersports. Guy has quite the rap sheet.

Good job Flaccid Dan...

[CleveTown™]

He was also voted "worst poster" back on Angersports. Guy has quite the rap sheet.

Good job Flaccid Dan...

Wow, you are beyond obsessed with me.

[rileymartin]

He was also voted "worst poster" back on Angersports. Guy has quite the rap sheet.

Good job Flaccid Dan...

Wow, you are beyond obsessed with me.

You were the last person before Leoss to win WPOY Flaccid Dan...Congrats...

[AbeVigodaLive]

This thread is 6 years old, so I don't remember every detail...

... but did Clevetown ever become "board bitch" as predicted here by many posters?