Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

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Choose Clevetown's next failed message board persona

Mean-spirited racist who really really likes country music
0
No votes
Health food nut who wears good shoes
2
14%
Former prison salad tosser
1
7%
Worlds best dad
5
36%
Board bitch
5
36%
Other
1
7%
 
Total votes: 14

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Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

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So far, we've had...

Abandoned husband with bitch wife
Happy married guy with"hot wife"
Dude who brags about penis size 40 times per day
Consultant to the president
Sharp dresser
Bible thumper
Repentent bible thumper
Internet bad ass

What's next for our lil schoolteacher? You know a new one is on the way soon...
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Number one has already happened and number 5 is happening as we speak so i voted for 4.
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Nicely done. Would he dare try the oppressed minority schtick?
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Johnnyblazzed wrote:Nicely done. Would he dare try the oppressed minority schtick?
That would be a new high or low for him depending on how you look at it.
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He was also voted "worst poster" back on Angersports. Guy has quite the rap sheet.
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LakersNeedShaq wrote:He was also voted "worst poster" back on Angersports. Guy has quite the rap sheet.
In a poll conducted by dwcmwa no less. So much irony
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I am still and always will be a repenting sinner/poster
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CleveTown™ wrote:I am still and always will be a repenting sinner/poster
God says stop posting on message boards and read the bible more
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Actually, I'm partial to the Worlds Best Dad schtick, it's oozing with potential. I can really milk that one I think.
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I stand with Clevetown and his multi-dimensional trolling or whatever.
Taking a break from the board. Please reference my last post for more details if you are interested.
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Bush4Ever wrote:I stand with Clevetown and his multi-dimensional trolling or whatever.
Except that I'm not trolling. But thanks for standing with me anyway.
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“No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.”



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Schizophrenia is a very real disease and nothing to joke with. I hope that the team of therapists working with Clevetown can find the right mix of medication........and soon.

God Speed Clevey!
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By the way you never know where you will discover a great quote. That quote was from a Sopranos episode where Tony was taking his daughter to look at different colleges, the whole father daughter thing. Any way during their trip Tony sees a ("rat") informer who went into the witness program and decided to kill him. While Meadow is at a club with some friends Tony goes to the rat's home and chokes him to death with a wire. When he picks up Meadow she sees the abrasions on his hand and dirt on his shoes and asks him about it. Tony deflects, Meadow knows something happened, but continued in her willful ignorance.

When they get to the college , while Meadow is interviewing, there is a placard on the wall of the hall where Tony is waiting that says “No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.”

Here's my favorite Tony quote from Tony himself or really David Chase:



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Reminds me of a certain fan base. I would say dwcmwa reminds me of Paulie but then that would make TDK Tony and even Cleve is more Alpha than TDK.
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Robceltsfan wrote:Schizophrenia is a very real disease and nothing to joke with. I hope that the team of therapists working with Clevetown can find the right mix of medication........and soon.

God Speed Clevey!


If only this place had a resident therapist, psychiatrist or psychologist to help him...
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:Schizophrenia is a very real disease and nothing to joke with. I hope that the team of therapists working with Clevetown can find the right mix of medication........and soon.

God Speed Clevey!


If only this place had a resident therapist, psychiatrist or psychologist to help him...

What happened to the World's Best Psychiatrist who used to post on the ESPN Board?
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So Arty has Aspergers, and I have Schizophrenia, anyone else care to weigh in on other posters mental health status?
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CleveTown™ wrote:So Arty has Aspergers, and I have Schizophrenia, anyone else care to weigh in on other posters mental health status?

90% of the solution is admitting you have a problem. Good for you bro!!!
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CleveTown™ wrote:So Arty has Aspergers, and I have Schizophrenia, anyone else care to weigh in on other posters mental health status?

I don't think you have schizophrenia. I just think you are really struggling to create an identity online, so you have to keep grasping for ways to be relevant.
Ironically, it's your failure to form an identity that has actually made you memorable.
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Robceltsfan wrote:
CleveTown™ wrote:So Arty has Aspergers, and I have Schizophrenia, anyone else care to weigh in on other posters mental health status?

90% of the solution is admitting you have a problem. Good for you bro!!!

I am sure you are here to help Cleve as am I.

We can be his ersatz internet support group.
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