Shit, just found out they want me to work in Oklahoma for two months

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Repeat3peat wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Nope..my feild is for me and my neighbors use only..not a community feild
Holy crap. I just found your house on Google Maps.

Grazeland...?

:noidea:

Orlando is kinda the Memphis of Florida.
No..orlando is clean nice and advanced..you are thinking about jacksonville
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Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
Holy crap. I just found your house on Google Maps.
Impossible
Field behind the house that looks like it's shared with one other house. Looks about 2 bedrooms/1 bath. Quarter circle driveway.

Thanks for sending that via PM, Karl.

Holy crap is right. I feel sorta gross knowing exactly where Artman lives now.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Impossible
Field behind the house that looks like it's shared with one other house. Looks about 2 bedrooms/1 bath. Quarter circle driveway.

Thanks for sending that via PM, Karl.

Holy crap is right. I feel sorta gross knowing exactly where Artman lives now.
Just don't think about Arty having sex there. It will induce vomiting.
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Can we please avoid putting artman and sex in the same sentence? Thanks.
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gaskill15 wrote:Can we please avoid putting artman and sex in the same sentence? Thanks.

Sex Artman.
Artman Sex.

Which version is worse?
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
gaskill15 wrote:Can we please avoid putting artman and sex in the same sentence? Thanks.

Sex Artman.
Artman Sex.

Which version is worse?
Throw in Fat. Then it gets really bad.

Fat sex Artman
Sex fat Artman
Artman Fat Sex
Artman Sex Fat
Fat Artman Sex
Sex Artman Fat
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I literally just puked. Thanks artman you disgusting fuck
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"Are there even any hornets in Oklahoma?"
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Impossible
Field behind the house that looks like it's shared with one other house. Looks about 2 bedrooms/1 bath. Quarter circle driveway.

Thanks for sending that via PM, Karl.

Holy crap is right. I feel sorta gross knowing exactly where Artman lives now.
Too bad you actually dont
looks nothing like my house or my neighborhood...not even the right color house or style


Keep dreaming and cyberstalking
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ripper76 wrote:"Are there even any hornets in Oklahoma?"
Unlikely, butt I will find out.
I'm not even going to bother with Oklahoma weed.. I will supply my own...I will sample numerous steaks however
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elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
Field behind the house that looks like it's shared with one other house. Looks about 2 bedrooms/1 bath. Quarter circle driveway.

Thanks for sending that via PM, Karl.

Holy crap is right. I feel sorta gross knowing exactly where Artman lives now.
Too bad you actually dont
looks nothing like my house or my neighborhood...not even the right color house or style


Keep dreaming and cyberstalking

How do you know what Karl and I are even looking at?

Holy crap... you're a fucking fat genius. You know everything about everything. You're the best... other than that fat stuff. Oh, and being an asshat.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:

Thanks for sending that via PM, Karl.

Holy crap is right. I feel sorta gross knowing exactly where Artman lives now.
Too bad you actually dont
looks nothing like my house or my neighborhood...not even the right color house or style


Keep dreaming and cyberstalking

How do you know what Karl and I are even looking at?

Holy crap... you're a fucking fat genius. You know everything about everything. You're the best... other than that fat stuff. Oh, and being an asshat.
What color is the house?
and you don't have a clue what my adress is
is there a pool?
A big climbing tree?


Lol, so owned
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elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Too bad you actually dont
looks nothing like my house or my neighborhood...not even the right color house or style


Keep dreaming and cyberstalking

How do you know what Karl and I are even looking at?

Holy crap... you're a fucking fat genius. You know everything about everything. You're the best... other than that fat stuff. Oh, and being an asshat.
What color is the house?
and you don't have a clue what my adress is
is there a pool?
A big climbing tree?


Lol, so owned
You've described your house pretty clearly in this thread. Maybe you shouldn't do that. There's a lot of weirdos on this site that might take mine and Abe's joking around seriously.
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Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:

How do you know what Karl and I are even looking at?

Holy crap... you're a fucking fat genius. You know everything about everything. You're the best... other than that fat stuff. Oh, and being an asshat.
What color is the house?
and you don't have a clue what my adress is
is there a pool?
A big climbing tree?


Lol, so owned
You've described your house pretty clearly in this thread. Maybe you shouldn't do that. There's a lot of weirdos on this site that might take mine and Abe's joking around seriously.

To be fair, many people might just think the guy is lying and not even bother looking it up...
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: What color is the house?
and you don't have a clue what my adress is
is there a pool?
A big climbing tree?


Lol, so owned
You've described your house pretty clearly in this thread. Maybe you shouldn't do that. There's a lot of weirdos on this site that might take mine and Abe's joking around seriously.

To be fair, many people might just think the guy is lying and not even bother looking it up...
Arty has never once lied about his life on this site.
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Are there any natural lakes in Oklahoma?
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Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:

How do you know what Karl and I are even looking at?

Holy crap... you're a fucking fat genius. You know everything about everything. You're the best... other than that fat stuff. Oh, and being an asshat.
What color is the house?
and you don't have a clue what my adress is
is there a pool?
A big climbing tree?


Lol, so owned
You've described your house pretty clearly in this thread. Maybe you shouldn't do that. There's a lot of weirdos on this site that might take mine and Abe's joking around seriously.
Actually I have barely described it at all
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LACANO wrote:Are there any natural lakes in Oklahoma?
Probably, but I will be busy working nonstop and raking up fat money, extra pay, large per diem I will hardly use, loads of overtime.
probably buy a new car when I get back
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elartman1973 wrote: Its a 2/1 with an extra office room and sunken studio enclosed porch for my art...big front yard and quarter circle driveway...I then have a small backyard that is enclosed by chainn link fence and a gate to a much larger two acre feild that I have access to as well as my neighbor...can play some good football games or bocci there...
I pay 7 bills sucka...does this answet your questions?
I have two back yards actually
Yep. You haven't once described your house in this thread.
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Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Its a 2/1 with an extra office room and sunken studio enclosed porch for my art...big front yard and quarter circle driveway...I then have a small backyard that is enclosed by chainn link fence and a gate to a much larger two acre feild that I have access to as well as my neighbor...can play some good football games or bocci there...
I pay 7 bills sucka...does this answet your questions?
I have two back yards actually
Yep. You haven't once described your house in this thread.
It's really not that specific.
Dr phillips is a large area and I'm sure there's other properties all over that can fall into that description
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