Remember when Artman said he rubs one out before going out on dates with "women"

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elartman1973 wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:So this is a real god damn thing with you mouth breathers? Jesus Christ I always thought it was just a joke for high school kids who can't hold their shit beyond 2 pumps (2 back and forths). Artman did you seriously beat it before dates because you can't contain yourself in front of some bare poon?

I'm speechless, just absolutely speechless on how pathetically pathetic you sound to me right now.


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No..I last too long actually..always been the case

Either way, women are bored with you. I'm sorry for your handicap, and feel bad now that I made fun of you earlier.

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So let me get this straight? Arty jerked off everyday because he would get too excited looking at women in college and then would last too long in bed with them?


Sounds about right.
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Kingcarl24 wrote:So let me get this straight? Arty jerked off everyday because he would get too excited looking at women in college and then would last too long in bed with them?


Sounds about right.
Apparently he also got off on incognito describing a casual sexual encounter via pm last week
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Kingcarl24 wrote:So let me get this straight? Arty jerked off everyday because he would get too excited looking at women in college and then would last too long in bed with them?


Sounds about right.
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artman is my sexual role model.
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TheSaboteur wrote:artman is my sexual role model.
Asexual is more like it.... ;)
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l3 o $$ wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:So let me get this straight? Arty jerked off everyday because he would get too excited looking at women in college and then would last too long in bed with them?


Sounds about right.
Apparently he also got off on incognito describing a casual sexual encounter via pm last week
It is kind of disturbing that he jerked off to my story. This isn't the first time either.

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Artman is a weird dude.
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Incognito wrote:
l3 o $$ wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:So let me get this straight? Arty jerked off everyday because he would get too excited looking at women in college and then would last too long in bed with them?


Sounds about right.
Apparently he also got off on incognito describing a casual sexual encounter via pm last week
It is kind of disturbing that he jerked off to my story. This isn't the first time either.

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Artman is a weird dude.
So why are you babbling back and forth with the weird dude? :noidea:
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denali4eva wrote:
Incognito wrote:
l3 o $$ wrote:
Apparently he also got off on incognito describing a casual sexual encounter via pm last week
It is kind of disturbing that he jerked off to my story. This isn't the first time either.

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Artman is a weird dude.
So why are you babbling back and forth with the weird dude? :noidea:
He is one of my best friends.
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Incognito wrote:
denali4eva wrote:
Incognito wrote:
It is kind of disturbing that he jerked off to my story. This isn't the first time either.

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Artman is a weird dude.
So why are you babbling back and forth with the weird dude? :noidea:
He is one of my best friends.
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Artman's new nickname is "STICKY FINGERS" .... I have a feeling this one is really gonna stick. :lol:
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Kingcarl24 wrote:So let me get this straight? Arty jerked off everyday because he would get too excited looking at women in college and then would last too long in bed with them?


Sounds about right.
Never said it was the same day..if anything the morning then at night
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Can ArtTits even reach his anteater to jack it, with all that belly fat blocking the way? :noidea:
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Re: Remember when Artman said he rubs one out before going out on dates with "women"

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elartman1973 wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:So let me get this straight? Arty jerked off everyday because he would get too excited looking at women in college and then would last too long in bed with them?


Sounds about right.
Never said it was the same day..if anything the morning then at night
If that were the case you would be firing blanks in the sac. And what woman wants to socialize with an emo who's testosterone is depleted ... And trust me they can tell... They'll sniff out that bitch ass ***** scent you got combination of beta cuck and shame.

Git your self together, sticky fingerz.
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