Shit, just found out they want me to work in Oklahoma for two months

[elartman1973]

Starting in February. ..
A sniper mission really...I get to come home once a month...
Scenic carving and painting at some casino...25% more pay and all expenses covered...
Oh well...guess I will have my bud sent to me there...
I could turn it down but you arent livin unless you get out of your comfort zone every now and then...plus working out of town provides tons of debaucherous moments...
Fuck it..it will be fun...
They send me the top gun to knock shit out like a sniper

[PhutureDynasty]

Good luck. Ever been to Oklahoma?

[Robceltsfan]

Artman to join the 0.1% demographic of Cubans in the state of Oklahoma.

[elartman1973]

Good luck. Ever been to Oklahoma?

No..we took the ka sas route last time I drive to colorado instead of oklahoma route...cant be much worse

[AbeVigodaLive]

You should rent out your spacious house with 2+ acres in the heart of Orlando while you're gone. Think about it. You're only paying $700 for one of the most prized pieces of property in downtown Orlando. Since the rest of the city renters are paying upwards of $1,000 for 1-bedroom apartments, you could probably get about $3k (or more) for that place.

Then again, it's probably not about money. I'm sure you're loaded. You seem like you would be.

[elartman1973]

You should rent out your spacious house with 2+ acres in the heart of Orlando while you're gone. Think about it. You're only paying $700 for one of the most prized pieces of property in downtown Orlando. Since the rest of the city renters are paying upwards of $1,000 for 1-bedroom apartments, you could probably get about $3k (or more) for that place.

Then again, it's probably not about money. I'm sure you're loaded. You seem like you would be.

Dont allow your envy to interfere with your common sense.
Im not subletting my house...fuck that noise boi

[gaskill15]

Not sure if simply smoking weed in a different state should get you too far out of your comfort zone.

[elartman1973]

Not sure if simply smoking weed in a different state should get you too far out of your comfort zone.

Working in a different state and living in a different place is getting out of my comfort zone

[gaskill15]

Not sure if simply smoking weed in a different state should get you too far out of your comfort zone.

Working in a different state and living in a different place is getting out of my comfort zone

You should not post here the entire time you're in Oklahoma. I guarantee you couldn't do that.

[elartman1973]

Not sure if simply smoking weed in a different state should get you too far out of your comfort zone.

Working in a different state and living in a different place is getting out of my comfort zone

You should not post here the entire time you're in Oklahoma. I guarantee you couldn't do that.

I may get bored..but I guarantee I wont post half as much either way
Maybe just show up mysteriously after every magic win like certain bulls homers do

[AbeVigodaLive]

You should rent out your spacious house with 2+ acres in the heart of Orlando while you're gone. Think about it. You're only paying $700 for one of the most prized pieces of property in downtown Orlando. Since the rest of the city renters are paying upwards of $1,000 for 1-bedroom apartments, you could probably get about $3k (or more) for that place.

Then again, it's probably not about money. I'm sure you're loaded. You seem like you would be.

Dont allow your envy to interfere with your common sense.
Im not subletting my house...fuck that noise boi

See. I knew it wouldn't be about money. You're loaded. You're set.

A 2+ acre house in downtown Orlando for only $700. So lucky. I believe that's what we call living a charmed life.

[elartman1973]

You should rent out your spacious house with 2+ acres in the heart of Orlando while you're gone. Think about it. You're only paying $700 for one of the most prized pieces of property in downtown Orlando. Since the rest of the city renters are paying upwards of $1,000 for 1-bedroom apartments, you could probably get about $3k (or more) for that place.

Then again, it's probably not about money. I'm sure you're loaded. You seem like you would be.

Dont allow your envy to interfere with your common sense.
Im not subletting my house...fuck that noise boi

See. I knew it wouldn't be about money. You're loaded. You're set.

A 2+ acre house in downtown Orlando for only $700. So lucky. I believe that's what we call living a charmed life.

I havent lived downtown since 2005...I live in dr phillips

[kobeunderbite]

It must be nice to not have any loved ones, significant others or children to worry about. I wish I could pick up and leave and go on two month adventures.

But then there must be downsides to being alone in addition to all of the perks.

[elartman1973]

It must be nice to not have any loved ones, significant others or children to worry about. I wish I could pick up and leave and go on two month adventures.

But then there must be downsides to being alone in addition to all of the perks.

Im never alone and will have my S/O staying at my house while I am away.
You are so clueless

[AbeVigodaLive]

Dont allow your envy to interfere with your common sense.
Im not subletting my house...fuck that noise boi

See. I knew it wouldn't be about money. You're loaded. You're set.

A 2+ acre house in downtown Orlando for only $700. So lucky. I believe that's what we call living a charmed life.

I havent lived downtown since 2005...I live in dr phillips

Indeed.

Studio apartments are going for $1000+ in that neighborhood. But you're living the dream in a multi-bedroom house on 2+ acres in that neighborhood for $700. http://www.apartmentguide.com/neighborh ... -Phillips/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

We believe you. Because you never lie.


[Note: I dig that Artman suddenly shows up with a S/O after years claiming he didn't have one... the moment anybody rips him for being lonely. Interesting. Either it's a new development... she's into him putting the moves on his friend's daughter who comes over for weed... or he's GASP... lying again.]

[kobeunderbite]

It must be nice to not have any loved ones, significant others or children to worry about. I wish I could pick up and leave and go on two month adventures.

But then there must be downsides to being alone in addition to all of the perks.

Im never alone and will have my S/O staying at my house while I am away.
You are so clueless

Not only am I sure that everything about that is true, I'm envious of your relationship with your boy/girlfriend. You guys are so secure and happy with your relationship that you leaving for two months isn't even of any consequence. It's so insignificant that you hadn't even mentioned it.

Wow. Awesome. You're definitely not alone.

[Bush4Ever]

I'm impressed by Abe's sleuthing that in fact, Artman might not be fully truthful.

Now I know why Abe read all those Encyclopedia Brown books as a kid.

[AbeVigodaLive]

I'm impressed by Abe's sleuthing that in fact, Artman might not be fully truthful.

Now I know why Abe read all those Encyclopedia Brown books as a kid.

Bugs Meaney >>>>> Artman.

[Deez]

Oklahoma isn't too great but you'll manage

[Kingcarl24]

Arty got Abe to look up rental costs in Dr. Phillips.

Arty wins again.