Do you find this photo of Amy Schumer 'stunning' ?

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Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
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It's not about your personal looks. It's the way you talk about them. It's just gross to me. Well... maybe it does have to do with your looks. The whole Arty with women package is gross.
Its all for show...relax
Your show grosses me out.
Thats because you are mormon and only use to sex through holes in sheets
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elartman1973 wrote:
Macrotus wrote:LOL @ arty...talking like an unattractive fatman. :lol:
Nope..talking like a real man.
Im attractive and gotten enty of hot women...most dont fit the need however...too dumb
are you saying those hot women are dumb to go out with you? :laugh3:
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Carl gets disgusted, but I have to admit my analytical mind is sparked somewhat when Artman talks about this stuff, because it really begs the question of how someone of his size bangs a chick of (lets be honest) a similar size and build.

Wouldn't it sort of be like two exercise balls continuing to bump into each other over and over?

What are the logistics?

Fascinating questions if you have an analytical mind. :shock:
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Sometimes these pretentious posh magazines go out of their way to show unattractive women to be "artsy".
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elartman1973 wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Its all for show...relax
Your show grosses me out.
Thats because you are mormon and only use to sex through holes in sheets
Good one. Is it after comments like this that you really think you've won a conversation?
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Macrotus wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Macrotus wrote:LOL @ arty...talking like an unattractive fatman. :lol:
Nope..talking like a real man.
Im attractive and gotten enty of hot women...most dont fit the need however...too dumb
are you saying those hot women are dumb to go out with you? :laugh3:
No..but most hot women arent on the same level conversationally...the conversation is very limited..they need a bimbo guy and thats not me
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Bush4Ever wrote:Carl gets disgusted, but I have to admit my analytical mind is sparked somewhat when Artman talks about this stuff, because it really begs the question of how someone of his size bangs a chick of (lets be honest) a similar size and build.

Wouldn't it sort of be like two exercise balls continuing to bump into each other over and over?

What are the logistics?

Fascinating questions if you have an analytical mind. :shock:

You've already visualized much more than I'm willing to oblige.
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Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
Your show grosses me out.
Thats because you are mormon and only use to sex through holes in sheets
Good one. Is it after comments like this that you really think you've won a conversation?
I was being serious
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elartman1973 wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Thats because you are mormon and only use to sex through holes in sheets
Good one. Is it after comments like this that you really think you've won a conversation?
I was being serious
So was I.
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I stand with Arty - Chicks with feet >>>> chicks without feet.
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Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:Nothing grosses me out more on this board then to hear Artman talk about women. I'd rather look through a pile of Madness's rejected avatars then hear Arty talking about his real life experiences with women.
Dont see why...
Im pretty legit..
Not gross in any way at all
Quite attractive actually

It's not about your personal looks. It's the way you talk about them. It's just gross to me. Well... maybe it does have to do with your looks. The whole Arty with women package is gross.

I know exactly what you mean... Everything about his persona and looks doesn't go with women. And he'll think I'm just trolling him here but I'm being completely serious. When he talks about women it is gag inducing.
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artman told me he banged a chick with a lime popsicle before. :tiger:
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Kobeunderbite wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Dont see why...
Im pretty legit..
Not gross in any way at all
Quite attractive actually

It's not about your personal looks. It's the way you talk about them. It's just gross to me. Well... maybe it does have to do with your looks. The whole Arty with women package is gross.

I know exactly what you mean... Everything about his persona and looks doesn't go with women. And he'll think I'm just trolling him here but I'm being completely serious. When he talks about women it is gag inducing.
I don't get grossed out when Max talks about women. I don't get grossed out when Rob or Deez talk about women. I don't even get grossed out when Incognito talks about women. I do get grossed out when Arty does. His whole persona just reminds me of a guy that clearly watches too much porn.
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Kingcarl24 wrote:
Kobeunderbite wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:

It's not about your personal looks. It's the way you talk about them. It's just gross to me. Well... maybe it does have to do with your looks. The whole Arty with women package is gross.

I know exactly what you mean... Everything about his persona and looks doesn't go with women. And he'll think I'm just trolling him here but I'm being completely serious. When he talks about women it is gag inducing.
I don't get grossed out when Max talks about women. I don't get grossed out when Rob or Deez talk about women. I don't even get grossed out when Incognito talks about women. I do get grossed out when Arty does. His whole persona just reminds me of a guy that clearly watches too much porn.

He just seems like a dirty guy. The only other guy with a similar vibe with women is stars but even that is more the old man thing. With Artman it's just dirty and gross.
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Kingcarl24 wrote:
Kobeunderbite wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:

It's not about your personal looks. It's the way you talk about them. It's just gross to me. Well... maybe it does have to do with your looks. The whole Arty with women package is gross.

I know exactly what you mean... Everything about his persona and looks doesn't go with women. And he'll think I'm just trolling him here but I'm being completely serious. When he talks about women it is gag inducing.
I don't get grossed out when Max talks about women. I don't get grossed out when Rob or Deez talk about women. I don't even get grossed out when Incognito talks about women. I do get grossed out when Arty does. His whole persona just reminds me of a guy that clearly watches too much porn.


I'm gonna start talking about banging chicks more... just to see if ( and how much) it grosses out Karl.
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Havlicekstealsit wrote:Here's Serena from the same Leibovitz shoot:

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if a woman disrobed in front of me, and she looked like that, it'd be
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It got them the reaction they were looking for.

Amy tweeted....Beautiful, gross, strong, thin, fat, pretty, ugly, sexy, disgusting, flawless, woman. Thank you @annieleibovitz
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elartman1973 wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Its all for show...relax
Your show grosses me out.
Thats because you are mormon and only use to sex through holes in sheets
Artman is laying some serious smackdown tonight
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zombiesonics wrote:Sometimes these pretentious posh magazines go out of their way to show unattractive women to be "artsy".
And yet they disregard real beauties. It lowers the bar and tries to sway people to be attracted to the ones that they think are good looking.
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