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Not even a former Miss Universe could shake Tim Tebow’s commitment to his faith and vow of abstinence. According to The New York Daily News, model Olivia Culpo broke up with the NFL free agent because he refused to have sex with her. They were reportedly in a relationship for approximately two months. Culpo was named Miss Universe in 2012. Tebow, who has played for several NFL teams, is a devout follower of the Christian faith. Many are defending him on Facebook for sticking to his beliefs.

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Lol at Olivia Culpo...Pretty obvious she was going for the ego boost of try to corrupt the "pure" Tim Tebow but he stayed strong. Classic case of a wimmins thinking they can change men into anything they want. #TebowStrong
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Even Karl is thinking... "What the fuck is wrong with you, Tebow!"
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Poor guy thinks he needs to be abstinent because of fairy tales from 5,000 years ago. I feel sorry for him. (Or he's gay...probably...)
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Not sure why you are all trolling Tebow here? This chick knew damn well Tebow was saving himself for marriage, thought her hotness would win over, and she got rejected worse than Abe trying to drive the lane in his Sunday night Rec League. Probably the only time she's been denied anything based on looks in her whole life.
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There's also been a handful of teams this season in need of an "emergency" QB - including one of his former teams where his glory peaked - and none of them brought Tebow in. Getting dumped by a Miss Universe is just icing on the cake.
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Tebow avoided herpes. Good job. He needs to find a good christian girl.
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I like this Tebow guy. Doesn't seem to be the phony that haters desperately want him to be.
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Havlicekstealsit wrote:There's also been a handful of teams this season in need of an "emergency" QB - including one of his former teams where his glory peaked - and none of them brought Tebow in. Getting dumped by a Miss Universe is just icing on the cake.
imagine she was begging Tebow for penis and Tebow said, HELL NAH.
She's an embarassment. she couldn't get Tebow to marry her, nor could she get Tebow to sleep with her. She's a loser. A goodlooking loser. She will find better luck with Jahil Okafor.
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Tebow is a confirmed gay or a confirmed sucker who believes stupid crap written thousands of years ago that have no merit in todays world
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elartman1973 wrote:Tebow is a confirmed gay or a confirmed sucker who believes stupid crap written thousands of years ago that have no merit in todays world
Tebow is better than you. You should be the last one to criticize anyone. Tebow is upstanding, christian, moral, drug and disease free, has 2 bcs, 1 heisman and is white.

You are immoral, godless, former coke head, herpes infected, no bcs, no heisman, and you are a brown second generation immigrant from cuba.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:Tebow is a confirmed gay or a confirmed sucker who believes stupid crap written thousands of years ago that have no merit in todays world
Tebow is better than you. You should be the last one to criticize anyone. Tebow is upstanding, christian, moral, drug and disease free, has 2 bcs, 1 heisman and is white.

You are immoral, godless, former coke head, herpes infected, no bcs, no heisman, and you are a brown second generation immigrant from cuba.
Nope
you try way too hard..and he's gay
I win
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AtiliusRegulus wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:Tebow is a confirmed gay or a confirmed sucker who believes stupid crap written thousands of years ago that have no merit in todays world
Tebow is better than you. You should be the last one to criticize anyone. Tebow is upstanding, christian, moral, drug and disease free, has 2 bcs, 1 heisman and is white.

You are immoral, godless, former coke head, herpes infected, no bcs, no heisman, and you are a brown second generation immigrant from cuba.


So, Tebow is better simply because he's white?

At least you're not sugarcoating your abject racism at this point.
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Person A: "Tim Tebow is better than you."
Artman: "Nope"

Tim Tebow gets to wake up every day and live his life however the hell he wants to. Arty's working 15 hour days and is getting his power shut off for lack of payment.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote: At least you're not sugarcoating your abject racism at this point.
Tebow being white was specifically directed to annoy the hell out of Arty, since Arty has an inferiority complex.
but the facts still stand that Tebow is better than Arty.
Arty probably has imaginary friends asking him for autographs everyday. And I bet he obliges them.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote: At least you're not sugarcoating your abject racism at this point.
Tebow being white was specifically directed to annoy the hell out of Arty, since Arty has an inferiority complex.
but the facts still stand that Tebow is better than Arty.
Arty probably has imaginary friends asking him for autographs everyday. And I bet he obliges them.

While I agree Tim Tebow is better than Artman in many, many different ways... I don't see how using the color of their skin would be used specifically for Artman. BrotherCharles? Sure... because he lives in the world of racial trolling.

But Artman? To his credit, he lives in the world of obesity, loneliness and bird poop where race isn't really an issue. He doesn't play up that angle. So why are you forcing the issue? Other than being a two-trick pony?
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Havlicekstealsit wrote:Person A: "Tim Tebow is better than you."
Artman: "Nope"

Tim Tebow gets to wake up every day and live his life however the hell he wants to. Arty's working 15 hour days and is getting his power shut off for lack of payment.
Again, lies all around
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Kingcarl24 wrote:I like this Tebow guy. Doesn't seem to be the phony that haters desperately want him to be.
Had Tebow gone against his beliefs and boned the chick: "HAHAHAHA! I knew he was a hypocrite just like all religious people!"
SInce Tebow lived up to his beliefs by not boning the chick: "HAHAHAHA! He must be gay!"

Let's face it. His haters were going to find a reason to hammer him either way.
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elartman1973 wrote:
Havlicekstealsit wrote:Person A: "Tim Tebow is better than you."
Artman: "Nope"

Tim Tebow gets to wake up every day and live his life however the hell he wants to. Arty's working 15 hour days and is getting his power shut off for lack of payment.
Again, lies all around
Your power got shut off for non payment.

You even told us that.

And we know you never lie, because you told us that also.

Remember?
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