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Macy's department stores open at 6 PM tonight! And they gonna stay open all the way through the end of tomorrow

Drunk chicks shopping at 3 AM… Score!
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So you're going to take advantage of a drunk girl in the middle of the night?

You sound like a great guy.
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Kind of weird and creepy that you know this info.
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I'm gonna be drunk too they'll be taking advantage of me!
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OP is a very scary guy
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I have 3 girls lined up for dates in Vegas ... One is the broad I hooked up with in Atlantic city the other is a female I met at the gym and the third is a local chick in Vegas who moved from Minnesota to be a stripper and now she has a big house with a cool ass boxer dog named Rick James.

I miss that dog.
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l3 o $$ wrote:Macy's department stores open at 6 PM tonight! And they gonna stay open all the way through the end of tomorrow

Drunk chicks shopping at 3 AM… Score!
You can do that at Walmart any night of the year
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elartman1973 wrote:
l3 o $$ wrote:Macy's department stores open at 6 PM tonight! And they gonna stay open all the way through the end of tomorrow

Drunk chicks shopping at 3 AM… Score!
You can do that at Walmart any night of the year
Common *****.. Walmart don't carry no Michael Kors and u know that
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Update: it's 220am and i'm in the lingerie section of Macy's… Just chillin

Picked up pretty cool Nautica shirt earlier...
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No need to pick up chicks. I married a thin Asian doctor.
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OP sounds desperate as fuck. And as he's "hooking up" with these chicks he's posting play-by-play here???

I thought this dude was rich? Rich men don't need to troll department stores at 3a.m. for alcoholically debilitated "targets".
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Yeah, that's pretty darn desperate bro.... :L
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Good one Artie.... :clap: :lol:
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Robceltsfan wrote:OP sounds desperate as fuck. And as he's "hooking up" with these chicks he's posting play-by-play here???

I thought this dude was rich? Rich men don't need to troll department stores at 3a.m. for alcoholically debilitated "targets".
its black friday, douchebag... ur just jealous cuz ur fat and ugly and got zero game and zero confidence u couldnr go up to any chick in a nanosecond and get digits, cuz ur lame.. idagf im a big swole lookin mothafucka i walk up to bitches when they with their family, with their dudes, walking their dogs, by them selves, with their girls, it dont matter... at a bar... at the beach... at the gym... it dont matter.

in a supermarket, at the library, at the gas station, it dont fuckin matter... if i see a hot girl im gonna drop a line and try to get the digits.

same shit tonight, hot girls everywhere... i hit up like 4 macys and a target in one night. #popcornPLAYA!
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l3 o $$ wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:OP sounds desperate as fuck. And as he's "hooking up" with these chicks he's posting play-by-play here???

I thought this dude was rich? Rich men don't need to troll department stores at 3a.m. for alcoholically debilitated "targets".
its black friday, douchebag... ur just jealous cuz ur fat and ugly and got zero game and zero confidence u couldnr go up to any chick in a nanosecond and get digits, cuz ur lame.. idagf im a big swole lookin mothafucka i walk up to bitches when they with their family, with their dudes, walking their dogs, by them selves, with their girls, it dont matter... at a bar... at the beach... at the gym... it dont matter.

in a supermarket, at the library, at the gas station, it dont fuckin matter... if i see a hot girl im gonna drop a line and try to get the digits.

same shit tonight, hot girls everywhere... i hit up like 4 macys and a target in one night. #popcornPLAYA!
...by yourself again? The night after Thanksgiving?
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i cant wait until next year so I can do it again... i love thanksgiving!
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l3 o $$ wrote:Update: it's 220am and i'm in the lingerie section of Macy's… Just chillin

Picked up pretty cool Nautica shirt earlier...
:kobeyuck:

Nobody needed to know that you wear women's lingerie.
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rtiff68 wrote:
l3 o $$ wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:OP sounds desperate as fuck. And as he's "hooking up" with these chicks he's posting play-by-play here???

I thought this dude was rich? Rich men don't need to troll department stores at 3a.m. for alcoholically debilitated "targets".
its black friday, douchebag... ur just jealous cuz ur fat and ugly and got zero game and zero confidence u couldnr go up to any chick in a nanosecond and get digits, cuz ur lame.. idagf im a big swole lookin mothafucka i walk up to bitches when they with their family, with their dudes, walking their dogs, by them selves, with their girls, it dont matter... at a bar... at the beach... at the gym... it dont matter.

in a supermarket, at the library, at the gas station, it dont fuckin matter... if i see a hot girl im gonna drop a line and try to get the digits.

same shit tonight, hot girls everywhere... i hit up like 4 macys and a target in one night. #popcornPLAYA!
...by yourself again? The night after Thanksgiving?
This person is either a child or a moron.
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elmouse03 wrote:
l3 o $$ wrote:Update: it's 220am and i'm in the lingerie section of Macy's… Just chillin

Picked up pretty cool Nautica shirt earlier...
:kobeyuck:

Nobody needed to know that you wear women's lingerie.
Not to mention this suggests he's hanging out in the part of the store men would shop in to buy things for their ladies. If he really wanted ladies he'd hang out in shoes or handbags.
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