I just put my Christmas Tree up Last Night

[Titan18]

Fatass has been alone this entire time, not surprisingly. No self respecting woman is going to spend time with a real life shrek who is so broke he gets his power turned off.

[thatoothpick45]

So you saying I should invite my date in the bathroom to chill as I took a dump?
no wonder you are lonely

You were taking a dump on a date?

A rookie like you would bitch out and keep spreading farts...I took a quick dump and came out clean... even got her drunk and declined going up to her place for a nightcap (sex).
Im not in the mood, no need to force it, another opportunity is always around the corner if n you are a stud like me.
guys like you better take any snatched they can get

You just put out some good material Artie.


Kudos to you.

[elmouse03]

What does Christmas in Korea look like?

They do it gangnam style?

[Repeat3peat]

So you saying I should invite my date in the bathroom to chill as I took a dump?
no wonder you are lonely

You were taking a dump on a date?

A rookie like you would bitch out and keep spreading farts...I took a quick dump and came out clean... even got her drunk and declined going up to her place for a nightcap (sex).
Im not in the mood, no need to force it, another opportunity is always around the corner if n you are a stud like me.
guys like you better take any snatched they can get

lol


Were you wearing your "magic cap"...?

[swampgator]

I'm sure that your tree is nice and I know that your little girl will enjoy it. I didn't put up the tree last year, but I will this weekend. Mine is pitiful comparatively; it is what it is.

[CleveTown™]

I'm sure that your tree is nice and I know that your little girl will enjoy it. I didn't put up the tree last year, but I will this weekend. Mine is pitiful comparatively; it is what it is.

yea mine back home is much larger, this one I have now is about 6 ft tall. not bad

[elartman1973]

I'm sure that your tree is nice and I know that your little girl will enjoy it. I didn't put up the tree last year, but I will this weekend. Mine is pitiful comparatively; it is what it is.

yea mine back home is much larger, this one I have now is about 6 ft tall. not bad

[LoneGranger]

I fell asleep with this still on my computer, and when I woke, I had to rub my eyes for a while, because i thought the title of this thread was 'I just put up my Christian tree".