Keurig coffee machines = The muthaphuckin' GOAT! >>> Jordan!

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Keurig coffee machines = The muthaphuckin' GOAT! >>> Jordan!

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We have one now here and I'm like:

:hail:

However, Cafe Bustelo coffee made in an old school greca pot is still a superior stronger coffee.

But man, Keurig is definitely more convenient/fast as fuck.
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Keurig= the watered down lazy fast food of coffee.
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Havlicekstealsit wrote:Keurig= the watered down lazy fast food of coffee.
Yeah it's definitely not that strong.

That's why you have to make a cup on the low/small setting (your coffee mug isn't filled to the top), then make another Keurig cup, which will fill up your mug. That way you get double-dosed/LeSkronger coffee.

But 1 Keurig cup is weak sauce, especially compared to 3 teaspoons worth of Cafe Bustelo coffee made in a traditional coffee pot, 6 tsps of Cafe Bustelo will have you jacked up like a muh phugg! Especially for a workout on some "Raaawwghhh Nigguuh!! I'm about to tear this shit up!!" lol.
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artman gonna come in and lol @ you guys for drinking expensive mud water. :lol:
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Does your Kuerig have DRM?
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Incognito wrote:Does your Kuerig have DRM?
lol, shit, didn't know it can be hacked.

Keurig coffee is too light/weak and pricey.

Can I just empty a Keurig cup (from the top) and put another brand of coffee in that cup ?
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dunkan5rings wrote:
Incognito wrote:Does your Kuerig have DRM?
lol, shit, didn't know it can be hacked.

Keurig coffee is too light/weak and pricey.

Can I just empty a Keurig cup (from the top) and put another brand of coffee in that cup ?
I believe the hakc is to take the cover/label of a pod and tape it to the label reader of the keurig. You can then get a K-Cup Reusable Coffee Filter and just use your own grounds. Yo ucan get them online are any major retailer (target, walmart, bed bath beyond, etc). it looks like this
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Coke >>> anything on the Keurig
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steveo wrote:
dunkan5rings wrote:
Incognito wrote:Does your Kuerig have DRM?
lol, shit, didn't know it can be hacked.

Keurig coffee is too light/weak and pricey.

Can I just empty a Keurig cup (from the top) and put another brand of coffee in that cup ?
I believe the hakc is to take the cover/label of a pod and tape it to the label reader of the keurig. You can then get a K-Cup Reusable Coffee Filter and just use your own grounds. Yo ucan get them online are any major retailer (target, walmart, bed bath beyond, etc). it looks like this
Ah! Yeah we have one of those filters/cups.

Gonna throw some Cafe Bustelo in that ish, the #1 coffee brand for Dominicans. lol
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King Deez wrote:Coke >>> anything on the Keurig
I feel sorry for the gigantic cysts growing inside your body.



Unless you're talking about cocaine.
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Dunkan there's tons of different hacks. Tape a label to your machine, freedom clip, magnets that unlock Carafe mode.

Try them all except for cutting the green wires.
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