Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
- elartman1973
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Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
Darts, billiards, air hockey, fooseball, karaoke, bumper pool, that table shuffleboard thing?
Im sure I would dominate you in fooseball, darts (steel or plastic tip), air hockey and billiards...
if they have bocci I am suremi would beat you in that as well
Im sure I would dominate you in fooseball, darts (steel or plastic tip), air hockey and billiards...
if they have bocci I am suremi would beat you in that as well
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
I dominate everyone I ever came in contact with in darts. the only one to put up a bit of fight, believe it or not is my wife. When we were dating we played each other all the time.
Foosball I'm great
Pool I'm above average.
Those are the only bar games I play.
When I come to Orlando after shagging your mom we can hit the bar up and I'll show you in person.
Foosball I'm great
Pool I'm above average.
Those are the only bar games I play.
When I come to Orlando after shagging your mom we can hit the bar up and I'll show you in person.
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
Youre on...CleveTown™ wrote:I dominate everyone I ever came in contact with in darts. the only one to put up a bit of fight, believe it or not is my wife. When we were dating we played each other all the time.
Foosball I'm great
Pool I'm above average.
Those are the only bar games I play.
When I come to Orlando after shagging your mom we can hit the bar up and I'll show you in person.
darts I would likely embarrass you...
fooseball too...no spins fool...
pool im like jr smiff..streaky but when im on im on
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
yea I was borderline professional playing pool in college on adderall.elartman1973 wrote:Youre on...CleveTown™ wrote:I dominate everyone I ever came in contact with in darts. the only one to put up a bit of fight, believe it or not is my wife. When we were dating we played each other all the time.
Foosball I'm great
Pool I'm above average.
Those are the only bar games I play.
When I come to Orlando after shagging your mom we can hit the bar up and I'll show you in person.
darts I would likely embarrass you...
fooseball too...no spins fool...
pool im like jr smiff..streaky but when im on im on
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
I'm an absolute horror show at pool. It's absolutely cring-inducing.
I always tried to finesse my way out of playing when I was dating...any chick watching me play pool would have assumed I was gay, or at least hovering around "cuckold beta" status.
I always tried to finesse my way out of playing when I was dating...any chick watching me play pool would have assumed I was gay, or at least hovering around "cuckold beta" status.
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
I played multiple times daily at my boarding school...sometimes I would throw the game just so I could go puff weed and get off the tablesCleveTown™ wrote:yea I was borderline professional playing pool in college on adderall.elartman1973 wrote:Youre on...CleveTown™ wrote:I dominate everyone I ever came in contact with in darts. the only one to put up a bit of fight, believe it or not is my wife. When we were dating we played each other all the time.
Foosball I'm great
Pool I'm above average.
Those are the only bar games I play.
When I come to Orlando after shagging your mom we can hit the bar up and I'll show you in person.
darts I would likely embarrass you...
fooseball too...no spins fool...
pool im like jr smiff..streaky but when im on im on
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
Its simple geometryBush4Ever wrote:I'm an absolute horror show at pool. It's absolutely cring-inducing.
I always tried to finesse my way out of playing when I was dating...any chick watching me play pool would have assumed I was gay, or at least hovering around "cuckold beta" status.
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
Powerful insight Artman.elartman1973 wrote:
Its simple geometry
Thank you very much. I'm sure that will help me improve my game.
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
lolBush4Ever wrote:Powerful insight Artman.elartman1973 wrote:
Its simple geometry
Thank you very much. I'm sure that will help me improve my game.
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
Sorry turds but I'd smother both of you in pool and that's not debatable.
Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
I'm extremely good at Air Hockey though.
I win probably 80 percent of the time against males and 95 percent against Females (100 percent against my daughter).
I win probably 80 percent of the time against males and 95 percent against Females (100 percent against my daughter).
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
We are debating it right now so clearly it isKing Deez wrote:Sorry turds but I'd smother both of you in pool and that's not debatable.
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
Do you get that upper thigh bruise from the table like us pros do?Bush4Ever wrote:I'm extremely good at Air Hockey though.
I win probably 80 percent of the time against males and 95 percent against Females (100 percent against my daughter).
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
You 2 can debate with each other for 2nd I guess.elartman1973 wrote:We are debating it right now so clearly it isKing Deez wrote:Sorry turds but I'd smother both of you in pool and that's not debatable.
Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
My turn. I would beat everybody on here in every bar game 66-0.
Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
gaskill15 wrote:My turn. I would beat everybody on here in every bar game 66-0.
Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
Also, I would get the lowest score by 10+ strokes in golden tee.
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
Bush4Ever wrote:I'm an absolute horror show at pool. It's absolutely cring-inducing.
I always tried to finesse my way out of playing when I was dating...any chick watching me play pool would have assumed I was gay, or at least hovering around "cuckold beta" status.
I'm worse. How bad?
The gal pal's parents have a pool table. So, on one of my earliest visits, I played her dad. After my first shot, he says "Oh, you're left-handed."
I asked "I am?" I had no idea I was doing it wrong...
[Note: I've never lost at Air Hockey. Ever. I'm really fucking great at it. Pretty good at Bubble Hockey too. This thread isn't going well to dismiss the notion that Bush and I are the same person... is it?]
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Re: Hey Clevetown, are you good at any bar games?
I suck at pool. Especially on long shots. I'm pretty decent with foosball. My tip is to never take a hand off your goalie and center the ball as much as possible. I'm decent at darts.