Kid from my area had his one experience playing vs Jordan

[lettherebehouse]

And it went a little something like this:

Even though it was for only one play, I was guarding Michael Jordan. My next thought to myself was, “Don’t embarrass yourself in front of your idol!” MJ didn’t have the ball at the time, but I knew that it was only a matter of time before he would. He cut to the top of the key at the three-point line and received a pass from Darius Miles. This was it! My moment. It was me versus him, one-on-one. Jordan squared me up to the basket, palming the ball in one hand like he always did (he has HUGE hands). He then stopped for a second and looked at me, saying:

“You know… No white boy has ever been able to stop me before.”

I couldn’t believe it. MJ was talking trash to me! I fought off a smile and before I could muster another thought, he had taken a dribble to his left and pulled up for a jump shot. I did all I could to stay in front of him and put a hand in his face. Luckily, he missed the shot. I ran down court asking myself if that encounter really happened. It did, and it was awesome.

[AlaskaHawks]

A definite jizz in your pants moment.

[kobeunderbite]

I would bitch slap MJ if he made a comment like that to me.

[AlaskaHawks]

MJ got D'd up by a white boy! LMBAO

[Bush4Ever]

If you mentioned Dan Dakich, I wonder how mad he would get.

[AtiliusRegulus]

And it went a little something like this:

Even though it was for only one play, I was guarding Michael Jordan. My next thought to myself was, “Don’t embarrass yourself in front of your idol!” MJ didn’t have the ball at the time, but I knew that it was only a matter of time before he would. He cut to the top of the key at the three-point line and received a pass from Darius Miles. This was it! My moment. It was me versus him, one-on-one. Jordan squared me up to the basket, palming the ball in one hand like he always did (he has HUGE hands). He then stopped for a second and looked at me, saying:

“You know… No white boy has ever been able to stop me before.”

I couldn’t believe it. MJ was talking trash to me! I fought off a smile and before I could muster another thought, he had taken a dribble to his left and pulled up for a jump shot. I did all I could to stay in front of him and put a hand in his face. Luckily, he missed the shot. I ran down court asking myself if that encounter really happened. It did, and it was awesome.

ROFLOL.

[PhutureDynasty]

That's a dream for basketball fans to D up on an all-time great.

I would have been talking shit back to him, after all he did miss the shot.