Why doesn't Noah develop more of an offensive game?

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Why doesn't Noah develop more of an offensive game?

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He's been in the league, what, 7 years now? Why not develop a solid mid-range J and a jump hook on the block? Then he'd average 18-20 PPG to go along with his great rebounding and passing skills.

Noah is an underachiever.
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He's coasting.
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zombiesonics wrote:He's been in the league, what, 7 years now? Why not develop a solid mid-range J and a jump hook on the block? Then he'd average 18-20 PPG to go along with his great rebounding and passing skills.

Noah is an underachiever.

Why isn't every 7 year vet a well rounded ball player? Good question
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zombiesonics wrote:He's been in the league, what, 7 years now? Why not develop a solid mid-range J and a jump hook on the block? Then he'd average 18-20 PPG to go along with his great rebounding and passing skills.

Noah is an underachiever.
you and AH nailed it. He is coasting, content and an underachiever.
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He has, but it's been slow. The mid-range game would be better, seeing as Boozer commands all the attention on the blocks. If they amnesty Boozer we'll really see what Noah's really made for next season.
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So pretty much every NBA starter whose been in the league for 7
Years should average 18-20 ppg or is a underachiever?
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AlaskaHawks wrote:He's coasting.
Coasting to what?
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zombiesonics wrote:
AlaskaHawks wrote:He's coasting.
Coasting to what?
Twitter.
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Johanna Noah in high school -

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AlaskaHawks wrote:
zombiesonics wrote:
AlaskaHawks wrote:He's coasting.
Coasting to what?


Twitter.
That doesn't make any sense.
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Havlicekstealsit wrote:Johanna Noah in high school -

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Looks like Drake's little sister.
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Usually, players with ADHD end up being terrible offensive players for the rest of their lives.
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Titan18 wrote:So pretty much every NBA starter whose been in the league for 7
Years should average 18-20 ppg or is a underachiever?
Don't Bulls fans want to proclaim him as one of the league's premiere big men? He should be averaging at least 18/11/5.

Too bad he lacks the work ethic to get there (sort of like another Bulls player currently residing on the bench).
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zombiesonics wrote:
Titan18 wrote:So pretty much every NBA starter whose been in the league for 7
Years should average 18-20 ppg or is a underachiever?
Don't Bulls fans want to proclaim him as one of the league's premiere big men? He should be averaging at least 18/11/5.

Too bad he lacks the work ethic to get there (sort of like another Bulls player currently residing on the bench).

Okay so unless you average 18-20 a game. You lack work ethic.

Great analysis

Ben Wallace, Dennis Rodman, Mutombo etc lazy underachievers with no work ethic
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