Over/Under how many times Arty jerks it to Katy Perry pics

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Over/Under how many times Arty jerks it to Katy Perry pics

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Guesstimations??
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I would worry about his breathing. He's really fat. He shouldn't get worked up too often.
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Is it true that you lose an inch for every 35 pounds you put on?

Not in true size of course, but in appearence because of the fats?

If so, Artman is fucked.
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Bush4Ever wrote:Is it true that you lose an inch for every 35 pounds you put on?

Not in true size of course, but in appearence because of the fats?

If so, Artman is fucked.


Be serious now. No way is Artman getting fucked anytime soon.
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The problem with artman is not necessarily his obesity but his disproportionately large breasts.
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BooyaKasha77 wrote:Guesstimations??
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Only a loser jerks off to women they've never met or never will and celebrities..
Men jerk off to past sexual partners, reliving great experiences and wannabe potential sexual partners imagining possible future experiences.
Lol at the op being so inexperienced that he jerks off to celebrities
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By the way...I got laid three time over the weekend...that's three times more than you
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