Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women

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elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:There are always steaks in my freezer and chicken breasts and pork chops, High end Vodka and other items...my fridge is decked out as well...every condiment..multiple fruit juices and lemonade, cheeses multiple veggies and fruits ..im always stocked..all my cupburds are loaded as well...
Lol at losers who have a half eaten grocery store chicken and a bottle of mayo in their fridge and maybe an opened beer and a totally empty freezer
Man up pussies..even in college i kept it stocked and the ladies dig it..always have..i can throw together a high end deliscious meal in less than an hour and dont have to leave the crib..ever

LOL at not getting fresh steaks from a reputable butcher.

Hey, maybe you're just cost-conscious or poor or something.
Its a figure of speach...i always get my steaks the day of...choice cut direct from the butcher and not at the basic grocery either

"There are always steaks in my freezer ..."

Meh.
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Brian wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:There are always steaks in my freezer and chicken breasts and pork chops, High end Vodka and other items...my fridge is decked out as well...every condiment..multiple fruit juices and lemonade, cheeses multiple veggies and fruits ..im always stocked..all my cupburds are loaded as well...
Lol at losers who have a half eaten grocery store chicken and a bottle of mayo in their fridge and maybe an opened beer and a totally empty freezer
Man up pussies..even in college i kept it stocked and the ladies dig it..always have..i can throw together a high end deliscious meal in less than an hour and dont have to leave the crib..ever
My wife does all that stuff. That's why I got married. Stocking the fridge is a females job. I give the orders, she carries them out.

So tell us Artman, whose bitch are you?
Im the cook...sorry you lack the skills or the gusto to selct your own foods..unlike you im very aware of what i buy and put into my body...i dont trust some chick to buy the right steak or chicken or anything other than cleaning products
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:Everybody has their own preference.

But I'm with Brian on this one. I'd rather have my girl cook for me than hope for an opportunity to cook for some random woman to come over.
Even if I were single, what kind of desperate motherfucker has to cook for a woman in order to woo her into bed?

"Hey (insert female name), check out my refrigerator. It's full! Wanna fuck?"

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elartman1973 wrote:
Brian wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:There are always steaks in my freezer and chicken breasts and pork chops, High end Vodka and other items...my fridge is decked out as well...every condiment..multiple fruit juices and lemonade, cheeses multiple veggies and fruits ..im always stocked..all my cupburds are loaded as well...
Lol at losers who have a half eaten grocery store chicken and a bottle of mayo in their fridge and maybe an opened beer and a totally empty freezer
Man up pussies..even in college i kept it stocked and the ladies dig it..always have..i can throw together a high end deliscious meal in less than an hour and dont have to leave the crib..ever
My wife does all that stuff. That's why I got married. Stocking the fridge is a females job. I give the orders, she carries them out.

So tell us Artman, whose bitch are you?
Im the cook...sorry you lack the skills or the gusto to selct your own foods..unlike you im very aware of what i buy and put into my body...i dont trust some chick to buy the right steak or chicken or anything other than cleaning products
Sorry dude, I've seen your pictures. It's clear you don't give a fuck what you put in your body.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
LOL at not getting fresh steaks from a reputable butcher.

Hey, maybe you're just cost-conscious or poor or something.
Its a figure of speach...i always get my steaks the day of...choice cut direct from the butcher and not at the basic grocery either

"There are always steaks in my freezer ..."

Meh.
Yes..i specifically wrote that thinking of Val Kilmers saying "not enough steaks in the freezer" to De Niro in the movie Heat...now back to your corner and come back when you arent so vulnerable
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Brian wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Brian wrote: My wife does all that stuff. That's why I got married. Stocking the fridge is a females job. I give the orders, she carries them out.

So tell us Artman, whose bitch are you?
Im the cook...sorry you lack the skills or the gusto to selct your own foods..unlike you im very aware of what i buy and put into my body...i dont trust some chick to buy the right steak or chicken or anything other than cleaning products
Sorry dude, I've seen your pictures. It's clear you don't give a fuck what you put in your body.
Obviously you havent..im solid muscle..youve seen altered and cherry picked bad pics that are maybe 1 out of 100...why the fuck do you think those specific pics were ripped and posted by haters and the others werent? Duh!
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elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Its a figure of speach...i always get my steaks the day of...choice cut direct from the butcher and not at the basic grocery either

"There are always steaks in my freezer ..."

Meh.
Yes..i specifically wrote that thinking of Val Kilmers saying "not enough steaks in the freezer" to De Niro in the movie Heat...now back to your corner and come back when you arent so vulnerable


You seem to spend so much time trying to backtrack with random justifications when simply writing like English is your first language would seem easier and better.
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elartman1973 wrote:
Brian wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Im the cook...sorry you lack the skills or the gusto to selct your own foods..unlike you im very aware of what i buy and put into my body...i dont trust some chick to buy the right steak or chicken or anything other than cleaning products
Sorry dude, I've seen your pictures. It's clear you don't give a fuck what you put in your body.
Obviously you havent..im solid muscle..youve seen altered and cherry picked bad pics that are maybe 1 out of 100...why the fuck do you think those specific pics were ripped and posted by haters and the others werent? Duh!
I have some pictures of myself when I was overweight, and pictures of myself after I cut the weight.
I'll prove it by posting them here.

Will you do the same to back up your claim?
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Any self posted pics become fair game. Be careful artman...
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ripper76 wrote:Any self posted pics become fair game. Be careful artman...
He won't do it anyway.

For the record, I'm a big fan of people who put the work in to transform their bodies.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
"There are always steaks in my freezer ..."

Meh.
Yes..i specifically wrote that thinking of Val Kilmers saying "not enough steaks in the freezer" to De Niro in the movie Heat...now back to your corner and come back when you arent so vulnerable


You seem to spend so much time trying to backtrack with random justifications when simply writing like English is your first language would seem easier and better.
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ripper76 wrote:Any self posted pics become fair game. Be careful artman...
I could post a pic of me weighing 80 pounds and these clowns would still claim im fat..not worth the effort in schooling them or even taking a word they say seriously
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elartman1973 wrote:
ripper76 wrote:Any self posted pics become fair game. Be careful artman...
I could post a pic of me weighing 80 pounds and these clowns would still claim im fat..not worth the effort in schooling them or even taking a word they say seriously
You couldn't because you don't have one.
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elartman1973 wrote:
ripper76 wrote:Any self posted pics become fair game. Be careful artman...
I could post a pic of me weighing 80 pounds and these clowns would still claim im fat..not worth the effort in schooling them or even taking a word they say seriously


The "shadow" of your ass weighs 80 pounds.
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Well, I offered up the challenge.
AND, I made it fair by offering to put my before/after pictures up for scrutiny as well.
Artman won't.

That's tells us all we need to know.
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bulls419 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
ripper76 wrote:Any self posted pics become fair game. Be careful artman...
I could post a pic of me weighing 80 pounds and these clowns would still claim im fat..not worth the effort in schooling them or even taking a word they say seriously
You couldn't because you don't have one.
No..i dont have any grade school pics..
I weigh a solid 225 right now and its not fat..deal with it and move on to a fresh topic..this ones been stale for five months now..

Here..i will help you..here is a new topic
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Brian wrote:Well, I offered up the challenge.
AND, I made it fair by offering to put my before/after pictures up for scrutiny as well.
Artman won't.

That's tells us all we need to know.
He tore his mom's attic apart and found the one slim looking picture from his high school days.. He posts it without noticing his shirt was soaked in sweat and got destroyed for it. Ripper had to bail him out and delete the thread.

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Incognito wrote:
Brian wrote:Well, I offered up the challenge.
AND, I made it fair by offering to put my before/after pictures up for scrutiny as well.
Artman won't.

That's tells us all we need to know.
He tore his mom's attic apart and found the one slim looking picture from his high school days.. He posts it without noticing his shirt was soaked in sweat and got destroyed for it. Ripper had to bail him out and delete the thread.

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fpliii wrote:
Incognito wrote:
Brian wrote:Well, I offered up the challenge.
AND, I made it fair by offering to put my before/after pictures up for scrutiny as well.
Artman won't.

That's tells us all we need to know.
He tore his mom's attic apart and found the one slim looking picture from his high school days.. He posts it without noticing his shirt was soaked in sweat and got destroyed for it. Ripper had to bail him out and delete the thread.

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Incognito wrote:
Brian wrote:Well, I offered up the challenge.
AND, I made it fair by offering to put my before/after pictures up for scrutiny as well.
Artman won't.

That's tells us all we need to know.
He tore his mom's attic apart and found the one slim looking picture from his high school days.. He posts it without noticing his shirt was soaked in sweat and got destroyed for it. Ripper had to bail him out and delete the thread.

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So now beer = sweat<?
and i never reported a thing nor was i ever owned you were
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