I AM HOME SICK TODAY ENTERTAIN ME PLEASE

[Bush4Ever]

I can't think of anything else to do.

I am operating on 4 hours of sleep in the last 3 days.

I just had a dream (in a 1.5 hour nap) I was vomiting maggots.

I HAVE TO STAY AWAY UNTIL PROBABLY 6 PM OR MY SLEEP CYCLE WILL BE FUCKED.

SO ENTERTAIN ME, ASK ME QUESTIONS, AND SO ON...

[AbeVigodaLive]

Stop being such a pussy.

Go to work you lazy fuck.

[Bush4Ever]

Stop being such a pussy.

Go to work you lazy fuck.

I have earned like 7 weeks of personal days since moving here homo.

I am also AHEAD of schedule on my outstanding projects.

I think I am entitled to take one when I am actually sick, and throwing up maggots in my dreams (seriously, it was gross).

So basically, come fight me or STFU.

[Havlicekstealsit]

ROFL @ weaklings with piss poor immune systems.

[Kingcarl24]

ROFL @ weaklings with piss poor immune systems.

Seriously....

With all of today's modern medicines... who gets sick?

[Bush4Ever]

ROFL @ weaklings with piss poor immune systems.

Seriously....

With all of today's modern medicines... who gets sick?

I never get sick unless I want to get sick because I know all the counters to sickness and can generally raise or lower the inputs to such things with mental discipline.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Bush can't stop himself from getting sick.

What a loser!

LMBAO!!! Nyar Nyar Nyar!

[AbeVigodaLive]

Bush... house going on the market in the next couple of weeks.

I'm moving closer. Maybe. It's one of the areas we're looking...

And I will be that much closer to calling you a pussy to your pussy face.

[Bush4Ever]

Bush can't stop himself from getting sick.

What a loser!

LMBAO!!! Nyar Nyar Nyar!

I thought the most interesting thing was my maggot vomiting dream.

[Kingcarl24]

ROFL @ weaklings with piss poor immune systems.

Seriously....

With all of today's modern medicines... who gets sick?

I never get sick unless I want to get sick because I know all the counters to sickness and can generally raise or lower the inputs to such things with mental discipline.

How Artman-esk of you.

[Bush4Ever]

Bush... house going on the market in the next couple of weeks.

I'm moving closer. Maybe. It's one of the areas we're looking...

And I will be that much closer to calling you a pussy to your pussy face.

Yes, I am sure "pussy" will turn to "polite disagreement and it's cool, it's just a difference of opinion" when we are face to face.

[Deez]

Thoughts on all these morons who keep trying to take peoples guns away? (Obama)

[Bush4Ever]

Thoughts on all these morons who keep trying to take peoples guns away? (Obama)

Generally speaking, anti-gun control people fall into one of the following categories:

1. People who don't actually understand statistics for shit.
2. People who are personally ashamed that they are scared of "big scary guns that go BOOM", and instead of advancing their skill and knowledge, simply seek to ban guns in order to engage in ego protection about their fear.
3. Out and out authoritarians.
4. Small penised men, or overly emotional/irrational women (which is at least 90 percent of them).
5. People who want to be seen as hip and cool, and oh-so-intelligent, so they gravitate towards intellectual positions by intellectual classes.

[lettherebehouse]

Thoughts on all these morons who keep trying to take peoples guns away? (Obama)

Generally speaking, anti-gun control people fall into one of the following categories:

1. People who don't actually understand statistics for shit.
2. People who are personally ashamed that they are scared of "big scary guns that go BOOM", and instead of advancing their skill and knowledge, simply seek to ban guns in order to engage in ego protection about their fear.
3. Out and out authoritarians.
4. Small penised men, or overly emotional/irrational women (which is at least 90 percent of them).
5. People who want to be seen as hip and cool, and oh-so-intelligent, so they gravitate towards intellectual positions by intellectual classes.

check
check
check
double check
meh

[Deez]

Thoughts on all these morons who keep trying to take peoples guns away? (Obama)

Generally speaking, anti-gun control people fall into one of the following categories:

1. People who don't actually understand statistics for shit.
2. People who are personally ashamed that they are scared of "big scary guns that go BOOM", and instead of advancing their skill and knowledge, simply seek to ban guns in order to engage in ego protection about their fear.
3. Out and out authoritarians.
4. Small penised men, or overly emotional/irrational women (which is at least 90 percent of them).
5. People who want to be seen as hip and cool, and oh-so-intelligent, so they gravitate towards intellectual positions by intellectual classes.

So all these scared people think trying to ban guns on people will solve the problem?

[AbeVigodaLive]

Should I buy a deuce-deuce or a good old-fashioned six shooter?

Or, stick with the long pointy stick I found in my backyard to scare off intruders?


[Note: I also have the ubiquitous aluminum baseball bat behind the door.]

[Bush4Ever]

Thoughts on all these morons who keep trying to take peoples guns away? (Obama)

Generally speaking, anti-gun control people fall into one of the following categories:

1. People who don't actually understand statistics for shit.
2. People who are personally ashamed that they are scared of "big scary guns that go BOOM", and instead of advancing their skill and knowledge, simply seek to ban guns in order to engage in ego protection about their fear.
3. Out and out authoritarians.
4. Small penised men, or overly emotional/irrational women (which is at least 90 percent of them).
5. People who want to be seen as hip and cool, and oh-so-intelligent, so they gravitate towards intellectual positions by intellectual classes.

check
check
check
double check
meh

Number 5 is absolutely true. If you ever see a person with zero content knowledge about a controversial issue that is seen as projecting some character/intellectual/moral trait, they will overwhelmingly go to the side endorsed by the intellectual class.

It is seen as the position that is least likely to make them look stupid.

[lettherebehouse]

Generally speaking, anti-gun control people fall into one of the following categories:

1. People who don't actually understand statistics for shit.
2. People who are personally ashamed that they are scared of "big scary guns that go BOOM", and instead of advancing their skill and knowledge, simply seek to ban guns in order to engage in ego protection about their fear.
3. Out and out authoritarians.
4. Small penised men, or overly emotional/irrational women (which is at least 90 percent of them).
5. People who want to be seen as hip and cool, and oh-so-intelligent, so they gravitate towards intellectual positions by intellectual classes.

check
check
check
double check
meh

Number 5 is absolutely true. If you ever see a person with zero content knowledge about a controversial issue that is seen as projecting some character/intellectual/moral trait, they will overwhelmingly go to the side endorsed by the intellectual class.

It is seen as the position that is least likely to make them look stupid.

Maybe, but I was just checking off what applied to my reasoning foe being anti-gun.

[Bush4Ever]

Should I buy a deuce-deuce or a good old-fashioned six shooter?

Or, stick with the long pointy stick I found in my backyard to scare off intruders?


[Note: I also have the ubiquitous aluminum baseball bat behind the door.]

I think in your case, you should just blow into your safety whistle, and I'll come over and help.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Should I buy a deuce-deuce or a good old-fashioned six shooter?

Or, stick with the long pointy stick I found in my backyard to scare off intruders?


[Note: I also have the ubiquitous aluminum baseball bat behind the door.]

I think in your case, you should just blow into your safety whistle, and I'll come over and help.

We call it our rape whistle.

That being said, I don't want you to think that I'm requesting you to come over and rape me when you hear it.