Fair and balanced Noah's Ark Poll
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Fair and balanced Noah's Ark Poll
Do you believe the Biblical account of Noah's Ark?
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WiseGuy wrote:Do you believe the Biblical account of Noah's Ark?
Seems to make sense. The math adds up.
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Re: Fair and balanced Noah's Ark Poll
Is this even up for debate? There is concrete proof.
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The bigger question is, do you believe an all-loving God would murder that many humans including babies?
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:Do you believe the Biblical account of Noah's Ark?
Seems to make sense. The math adds up.
I can be persuaded .
I have a question.
Wouldn't the stench have overcome Noah?
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Do you guys realize how good we'd have it if it wasn't for the fucking bitch, Eve?
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WiseGuy wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:Do you believe the Biblical account of Noah's Ark?
Seems to make sense. The math adds up.
I can be persuaded .
I have a question.
Wouldn't the stench have overcome Noah?
No. Remember, it was a flood. Shirley, there was a lot of wind too. The stench probably wafted right out of there. Problem solved.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Seems to make sense. The math adds up.
I can be persuaded .
I have a question.
Wouldn't the stench have overcome Noah?
No. Remember, it was a flood. Shirley, there was a lot of wind too. The stench probably wafted right out of there. Problem solved.
I thought the whole point of the Ark was to get all the species in one safe place so they could be protected from the flood and moved to a safer place and they could propagate elsewhere.
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WiseGuy wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:
I can be persuaded .
I have a question.
Wouldn't the stench have overcome Noah?
No. Remember, it was a flood. Shirley, there was a lot of wind too. The stench probably wafted right out of there. Problem solved.
I thought the whole point of the Ark was to get all the species in one safe place so they could be protected from the flood and moved to a safer place and they could propagate elsewhere.
Yeah. But Noah was a master ship builder. He designed the ark for optimal airflow to curb the poop smell problem.
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God has traditionally been very inefficient at pretty much everything, including the killing of human beings.
It wouldn't surprise me that he decided to have rain pour down on people as is go-to method for genocide.
It wouldn't surprise me that he decided to have rain pour down on people as is go-to method for genocide.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:
No. Remember, it was a flood. Shirley, there was a lot of wind too. The stench probably wafted right out of there. Problem solved.
I thought the whole point of the Ark was to get all the species in one safe place so they could be protected from the flood and moved to a safer place and they could propagate elsewhere.
Yeah. But Noah was a master ship builder. He designed the ark for optimal airflow to curb the poop smell problem.
How did they prevent the animals from fighting? Or the larger animals from devouring the smaller ones?
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WiseGuy wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:
I thought the whole point of the Ark was to get all the species in one safe place so they could be protected from the flood and moved to a safer place and they could propagate elsewhere.
Yeah. But Noah was a master ship builder. He designed the ark for optimal airflow to curb the poop smell problem.
How did they prevent the animals from fighting? Or the larger animals from devouring the smaller ones?
God told them not to fight.
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I'm currently on the fence between the biblical account, and the mesopotamian account. One is fresher than the other former, so maybe I'll go with that (or is it?).WiseGuy wrote:Do you believe the Biblical account of Noah's Ark?
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They were all shackledWiseGuy wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:
I thought the whole point of the Ark was to get all the species in one safe place so they could be protected from the flood and moved to a safer place and they could propagate elsewhere.
Yeah. But Noah was a master ship builder. He designed the ark for optimal airflow to curb the poop smell problem.
How did they prevent the animals from fighting? Or the larger animals from devouring the smaller ones?
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WiseGuy wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:
I thought the whole point of the Ark was to get all the species in one safe place so they could be protected from the flood and moved to a safer place and they could propagate elsewhere.
Yeah. But Noah was a master ship builder. He designed the ark for optimal airflow to curb the poop smell problem.
How did they prevent the animals from fighting? Or the larger animals from devouring the smaller ones?
Are you being dense, deliberately?
Obviously, Noah built the ark to keep dangerous animals away from one another. Here, maybe a visual would help. Notice how the animals are kept together/apart in a very orderly fashion:
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Yeah. But Noah was a master ship builder. He designed the ark for optimal airflow to curb the poop smell problem.
How did they prevent the animals from fighting? Or the larger animals from devouring the smaller ones?
Are you being dense, deliberately?
Obviously, Noah built the ark to keep dangerous animals away from one another. Here, maybe a visual would help. Notice how the animals are kept together/apart in a very orderly fashion:
Why are there still monkeys when the image you provided clearly shows the lone monkey going overboard?
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WiseGuy wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:
How did they prevent the animals from fighting? Or the larger animals from devouring the smaller ones?
Are you being dense, deliberately?
Obviously, Noah built the ark to keep dangerous animals away from one another. Here, maybe a visual would help. Notice how the animals are kept together/apart in a very orderly fashion:
Why are there still monkeys when the image you provided clearly shows the lone monkey going overboard?
His foot/paw is still on the boat. And, Noah had two of every breed of monkey anyway. So, maybe that's one that's been bastardized over time by mating with another species of monkey. Duh.
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WiseGuy wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:WiseGuy wrote:
I thought the whole point of the Ark was to get all the species in one safe place so they could be protected from the flood and moved to a safer place and they could propagate elsewhere.
Yeah. But Noah was a master ship builder. He designed the ark for optimal airflow to curb the poop smell problem.
How did they prevent the animals from fighting? Or the larger animals from devouring the smaller ones?
Per the Kevin Ham guy in the creationist video all animals and humans were vegetarian until after the arc. I don't know if this vegetarian rule applied to sea creatures. At any rate they must have had a lot of veggies stocked up.
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Finally... a topic where there surely won't be any trolling.
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vcsgrizzfan wrote:Finally... a topic where there surely won't be any trolling.