It's official: Zimmerman to fight DMX
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It's official: Zimmerman to fight DMX
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It's official ... X gonna give it to George Zimmerman -- TMZ has learned, rapper DMX has just been named Zimmerman's opponent in his upcoming celebrity boxing match.
Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman tells us, DMX was selected out of 15,000 applicants ... all of whom wanted a piece of Zimmerman in the ring after he issued the open challenge to fight anyone willing to take him.
As we first reported, DMX promised to massacre Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance. To be exact, he said, "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up." He then said he'd literally piss on George's face.
Zimmerman might actually have a chance though -- as we reported, he's been training pretty hard for months ... oh yeah, and he's only 30 years old. DMX is 43. The boxing match will be 3 rounds.
The date, time, and location of the fight will be announced at a news conference next Wednesday.
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DMX is going to get his old ass beaten. 2nd round TKO.
It's official ... X gonna give it to George Zimmerman -- TMZ has learned, rapper DMX has just been named Zimmerman's opponent in his upcoming celebrity boxing match.
Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman tells us, DMX was selected out of 15,000 applicants ... all of whom wanted a piece of Zimmerman in the ring after he issued the open challenge to fight anyone willing to take him.
As we first reported, DMX promised to massacre Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance. To be exact, he said, "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up." He then said he'd literally piss on George's face.
Zimmerman might actually have a chance though -- as we reported, he's been training pretty hard for months ... oh yeah, and he's only 30 years old. DMX is 43. The boxing match will be 3 rounds.
The date, time, and location of the fight will be announced at a news conference next Wednesday.
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DMX is going to get his old ass beaten. 2nd round TKO.
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Lol I will laugh so hard if George knocks him out, that'll be twice he got over on black people, they'll be pretty angry. It'll be great to see the meltdown though.
And George is smart, he thinks by going out in public, and should he gets KO'd, then that'll temper people's feelings towards him and he can get on (better) with his life.
And George is smart, he thinks by going out in public, and should he gets KO'd, then that'll temper people's feelings towards him and he can get on (better) with his life.
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Re: It's official: Zimmerman to fight DMX
X is from the streets and has got some screws loose.
Z-man is gonna get his ass handed to him.
Z-man is gonna get his ass handed to him.
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Re: It's official: Zimmerman to fight DMX
I wonder if Vegas will run a line on this fight. They'd probably get some good action.
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There's some truth in there.CleveTown™ wrote:Lol I will laugh so hard if George knocks him out, that'll be twice he got over on black people, they'll be pretty angry. It'll be great to see the meltdown though.
And George is smart, he thinks by going out in public, and should he gets KO'd, then that'll temper people's feelings towards him and he can get on (better) with his life.
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could be but Zimmerman seems to have integrityCleveTown™ wrote:Lol I will laugh so hard if George knocks him out, that'll be twice he got over on black people, they'll be pretty angry. It'll be great to see the meltdown though.
And George is smart, he thinks by going out in public, and should he gets KO'd, then that'll temper people's feelings towards him and he can get on (better) with his life.
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Oh man, that would be so embarrassing for him.TheLoneGranger wrote:I will laugh if DMX gets beat.
Re: It's official: Zimmerman to fight DMX
Nothing about the Zimmerman situation was funny, but it would be hilarious in a dark way if DMX started mad-dogging and then got KTFO, and it pissed off Zim's more irrational haters even more.
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Re: It's official: Zimmerman to fight DMX
Dmx has way more to lose if Zimmerman beats him. All that street cred? Gone. Zimmerman has negative street cred right and therefore no pressure to win.
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This situation reminds me of that one poster on ESPN who said that he could never lose in a fight against a white person because he would be thinking about slavery the entire time and would refuse to do anything but win.
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Re: It's official: Zimmerman to fight DMX
kobeunderbite wrote:This situation reminds me of that one poster on ESPN who said that he could never lose in a fight against a white person because he would be thinking about slavery the entire time and would refuse to do anything but win.
Lol @ calling upon the voice of your ancestors.
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"I am going to beat the living fuck out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I fuck him right up. "Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my dick out and piss on him ... right in his muthafuckin face." -DMX
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Re: It's official: Zimmerman to fight DMX
We're talking about DMX here. If you knew his history, being embarrassed for his actions is the least of his worries.Ghostown42 wrote:Oh man, that would be so embarrassing for him.TheLoneGranger wrote:I will laugh if DMX gets beat.
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I hope George sucker punches DMX and starts pounding his head into the ground.
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This fight is going to make George a wealthy man. He could charge $100 for stream access and make millions.
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Re: It's official: Zimmerman to fight DMX
dmx is such a worthless, dirty thug.
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Re: It's official: Zimmerman to fight DMX
I wouldn't bet against ZimZam. DMX is about to get pummeled.
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Anyone who thinks this will strictly be a fight between DMX & ZimZam are smoking crack. This has the makings of an all out riot. Who really thinks DMX just rolls up there by himself? No doubt he's bringing his team with him. Win or lose Zimmerman probably won't make it out of the venue without getting roughed up.
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Except his life, possibly.gainesvillejjstalker wrote:DMX loses a LOT of street cred if he loses.
Zimmerman has nothing to lose.
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As if Zim won't have security, bodyguards, and possibly klansmen on site to protect him from these thugs?Havlicekstealsit wrote:Anyone who thinks this will strictly be a fight between DMX & ZimZam are smoking crack. This has the makings of an all out riot. Who really thinks DMX just rolls up there by himself? No doubt he's bringing his team with him. Win or lose Zimmerman probably won't make it out of the venue without getting roughed up.