Banderasing as a dad

[AtiliusRegulus]

Just got these texts

[Bush4Ever.]

"Enemy team"
"I did great dribbles"

[AtiliusRegulus]

"Enemy team"
"I did great dribbles"

Yes he calls his opponents “enemies”

[Bush4Ever.]

In any event, he seems like he beasted out so good for him.

[Uncontroversial]

yikes

[Alex_Murphy]

you don’t think it’s concerning he doesn’t speak in complete sentences?

[Uncontroversial]

was he vaccinated as a baby?

[AtiliusRegulus]

you don’t think it’s concerning he doesn’t speak in complete sentences?

He’s texting

[Alex_Murphy]

you don’t think it’s concerning he doesn’t speak in complete sentences?

He’s texting

yes i see that. manic texting at that.

you don’t think that line of texting pattern isn’t autistic or scatter brained?

if someone texted me like that, I would block them instantly without thinking twice.

[AtiliusRegulus]

you don’t think it’s concerning he doesn’t speak in complete sentences?

He’s texting

yes i see that. manic texting at that.

you don’t think that line of texting pattern isn’t autistic or scatter brained?

if someone texted me like that, I would block them instantly without thinking twice.

You’re a wifeless childless Akbar. My kid is a smart 11 year old who is already 5 4

[Alex_Murphy]

He’s texting

yes i see that. manic texting at that.

you don’t think that line of texting pattern isn’t autistic or scatter brained?

if someone texted me like that, I would block them instantly without thinking twice.

You’re a wifeless childless Akbar. My kid is a smart 11 year old who is already 5 4

how am i an akbar? you think i want some scatter brained autistic child? all i’m suggesting is that you correct his thought pattern and teach him to send you texts that incorporate complete thoughts and sentences.

[AtiliusRegulus]

yes i see that. manic texting at that.

you don’t think that line of texting pattern isn’t autistic or scatter brained?

if someone texted me like that, I would block them instantly without thinking twice.

You’re a wifeless childless Akbar. My kid is a smart 11 year old who is already 5 4

how am i an akbar? you think i want some scatter brained autistic child? all i’m suggesting is that you correct his thought pattern and teach him to send you texts that incorporate complete thoughts and sentences.

You wish you had a child like mine. My child is already reading the classics and already plays Beethoven Handel and Bach on the piano

[Alex_Murphy]

You’re a wifeless childless Akbar. My kid is a smart 11 year old who is already 5 4

how am i an akbar? you think i want some scatter brained autistic child? all i’m suggesting is that you correct his thought pattern and teach him to send you texts that incorporate complete thoughts and sentences.

You wish you had a child like mine. My child is already reading the classics and already plays Beethoven Handel and Bach on the piano

I actually don’t wish I had any children, but that’s beyond the point. I think you’re trying to misconstrue my advice and it’s not to put down your child in any way because I’m sure he’s a great kid but it’s only acceptable for him to text like that because you’re his father, if he shows that style of texting with anyone else, especially with professionals when he’s older, they may raise an eyebrow at him need to suggest to him more corrective method of expressing his thoughts and feelings again something that incorporates along the lines of complete thoughts and sentences not manic texting like a loon. and i say that with love, ati.

[AtiliusRegulus]

how am i an akbar? you think i want some scatter brained autistic child? all i’m suggesting is that you correct his thought pattern and teach him to send you texts that incorporate complete thoughts and sentences.

You wish you had a child like mine. My child is already reading the classics and already plays Beethoven Handel and Bach on the piano

I actually don’t wish I had any children, but that’s beyond the point.

You’re a vulgar beast who only lives to fornicate. I can assure you that my kid is highly functioning highly intelligent and not scatter brained and even if he was or is autistic he is not a vulgar immoral akbar like you.

[Alex_Murphy]

You wish you had a child like mine. My child is already reading the classics and already plays Beethoven Handel and Bach on the piano

I actually don’t wish I had any children, but that’s beyond the point.

You’re a vulgar beast who only lives to fornicate.

you’re damn right i am!

[thedangerouskitchen]

Focusing on Defense... calling the opposition 'the enemy'... those are great (80's - 00's) throwback traits to when the game was played by men, as opposed to boys made out of glass who play soft and weak Defense and consider the oposing team a homie not a foe.

Congrats to your kid.

[Alex_Murphy]

atti trying to get these hands talking reckless to me.

[Uncontroversial]

“I did great dribbles”

[LNS]

my kid is highly functioning