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Re: Rudy Gobert still softer than microwaved butter
is this when Braun dunked over him lol
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Re: Rudy Gobert still softer than microwaved butter
Yup. Slapped him with his BWC.
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...and he's THE BEST today's "Modern NBA" has Defensively.
SOFT ass Era, just like TDK has been saying for years! Today's players wouldn't stand a chance in the physical 80's - 00's.
"Today's NBA is soft, the Defense is weak, and the rules 'really' favor the Offense."
"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."
"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."
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b-b-b-but…. bigger stronger faster better!thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2024 2:26 pm...and he's THE BEST today's "Modern NBA" has Defensively.
SOFT ass Era, just like TDK has been saying for years! Today's players wouldn't stand a chance in the physical 80's - 00's.
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I know, right....???Alex_Murphy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 2:58 amb-b-b-but…. bigger stronger faster better!thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2024 2:26 pm...and he's THE BEST today's "Modern NBA" has Defensively.
SOFT ass Era, just like TDK has been saying for years! Today's players wouldn't stand a chance in the physical 80's - 00's.
Did you see my thread about a Top 5 player in today's (ahem) "vastly superior" Modern Era chucking TEN long-range bombs PER GAME at a woefully embarrassing clip???
...and yet delusional fans of the Modern Era think Michael Jordan wouldN't Score as much today because he was only an average 3-point shooter.
So...
A garbage 3-point shooter today is regarded as a Top 5 player in the league YET an average 3-point shooter from the 90's would suffer today because of the 3-point shot.
Priceless!
"Today's NBA is soft, the Defense is weak, and the rules 'really' favor the Offense."
"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."
"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."
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lol.thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 12:00 pmI know, right....???Alex_Murphy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 2:58 amb-b-b-but…. bigger stronger faster better!thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2024 2:26 pm
...and he's THE BEST today's "Modern NBA" has Defensively.
SOFT ass Era, just like TDK has been saying for years! Today's players wouldn't stand a chance in the physical 80's - 00's.
Did you see my thread about a Top 5 player in today's (ahem) "vastly superior" Modern Era chucking TEN long-range bombs PER GAME at a woefully embarrassing clip???
...and yet delusional fans of the Modern Era think Michael Jordan wouldN't Score as much today because he was only an average 3-point shooter.
So...
A garbage 3-point shooter today is regarded as a Top 5 player in the league YET an average 3-point shooter from the 90's would suffer today because of the 3-point shot.
Priceless!
and gobert is 7 foot DPOY getting shook at a midget ninja turtle replica coming at him imagine if that was anthony mason or charles oakley 6’8 250 pounds hurling at them they would shit their pants!
smh.
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Yup... THE BEST Defensive Big today is as soft as a marshmallow, but but but Jordan wouldn't be as good in the Modern Era!!!Alex_Murphy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 12:09 pmlol.thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 12:00 pmI know, right....???
Did you see my thread about a Top 5 player in today's (ahem) "vastly superior" Modern Era chucking TEN long-range bombs PER GAME at a woefully embarrassing clip???
...and yet delusional fans of the Modern Era think Michael Jordan wouldN't Score as much today because he was only an average 3-point shooter.
So...
A garbage 3-point shooter today is regarded as a Top 5 player in the league YET an average 3-point shooter from the 90's would suffer today because of the 3-point shot.
Priceless!
and gobert is 7 foot DPOY getting shook at a midget ninja turtle replica coming at him imagine if that was anthony mason or charles oakley 6’8 250 pounds hurling at them they would shit their pants!
smh.
... MJ would average 40 a game in this sissy era withOut breaking a sweat.
"Today's NBA is soft, the Defense is weak, and the rules 'really' favor the Offense."
"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."
"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."
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Charles Oakley is 225lbs.Alex_Murphy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 12:09 pmlol.thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 12:00 pmI know, right....???
Did you see my thread about a Top 5 player in today's (ahem) "vastly superior" Modern Era chucking TEN long-range bombs PER GAME at a woefully embarrassing clip???
...and yet delusional fans of the Modern Era think Michael Jordan wouldN't Score as much today because he was only an average 3-point shooter.
So...
A garbage 3-point shooter today is regarded as a Top 5 player in the league YET an average 3-point shooter from the 90's would suffer today because of the 3-point shot.
Priceless!
and gobert is 7 foot DPOY getting shook at a midget ninja turtle replica coming at him imagine if that was anthony mason or charles oakley 6’8 250 pounds hurling at them they would shit their pants!
smh.
Barely even bigger than Westbrook who is a PG.
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Real spit this is me finding out for the 1st time Westbrook went to Denver lol. Can’t keep up w all these fkn journeymen.
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he’s a former mvp now averaging 26% from the field.lettherebehouse wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 1:38 pm Real spit this is me finding out for the 1st time Westbrook went to Denver lol. Can’t keep up w all these fkn journeymen.
b-b-b-but……
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... 225... yeah, coming out of college maybe:zombiesonics wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 1:32 pmCharles Oakley is 225lbs.Alex_Murphy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 12:09 pmlol.thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 12:00 pm
I know, right....???
Did you see my thread about a Top 5 player in today's (ahem) "vastly superior" Modern Era chucking TEN long-range bombs PER GAME at a woefully embarrassing clip???
...and yet delusional fans of the Modern Era think Michael Jordan wouldN't Score as much today because he was only an average 3-point shooter.
So...
A garbage 3-point shooter today is regarded as a Top 5 player in the league YET an average 3-point shooter from the 90's would suffer today because of the 3-point shot.
Priceless!
and gobert is 7 foot DPOY getting shook at a midget ninja turtle replica coming at him imagine if that was anthony mason or charles oakley 6’8 250 pounds hurling at them they would shit their pants!
smh.
Barely even bigger than Westbrook who is a PG.
https://www.google.com/imgres?q=charles ... M3oECGAQAA
Fact facts, Kamala Lover... your Modern Era is cream-puff soft, by YOUR own admission.
Today's sissy players would get flattened like pancakes driving to the basket in the 80's - 00's. Today, the lane is so wide-open you could drive a Semi truck through it.
Weak and soft... just like you Trump/MAGA Haters.
"Today's NBA is soft, the Defense is weak, and the rules 'really' favor the Offense."
"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."
"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."
Re: Rudy Gobert still softer than microwaved butter
Deontay Wilder is 6’7” 215lbs. Looking muscular because of low body fat doesn’t make you yoked, necessarily. But conversely not weighing a lot doesn’t mean you don’t have power, considering Wilder is one of the hardest punchers in heavyweight history.
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Charles Oakley - 6’9” 225lbsthedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 2:12 pm... 225... yeah, coming out of college maybe:zombiesonics wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 1:32 pmCharles Oakley is 225lbs.Alex_Murphy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 12:09 pm
lol.
and gobert is 7 foot DPOY getting shook at a midget ninja turtle replica coming at him imagine if that was anthony mason or charles oakley 6’8 250 pounds hurling at them they would shit their pants!
smh.
Barely even bigger than Westbrook who is a PG.
https://www.google.com/imgres?q=charles ... M3oECGAQAA
Fact facts, Kamala Lover... your Modern Era is cream-puff soft, by YOUR own admission.
Today's sissy players would get flattened like pancakes driving to the basket in the 80's - 00's. Today, the lane is so wide-open you could drive a Semi truck through it.
Weak and soft... just like you Trump/MAGA Haters.
Jaylen Brown - 6’7” 225 lbs
Oakley is the same size as a modern SG, except with less muscle mass and no athleticism.
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Too many posters in this thread are talking about male bodies.
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Yeah but no homo broBush4Ever. wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 3:38 pm Too many posters in this thread are talking about male bodies.
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zombiesonics wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 3:28 pmCharles Oakley - 6’9” 225lbsthedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 2:12 pm... 225... yeah, coming out of college maybe:zombiesonics wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2024 1:32 pm
Charles Oakley is 225lbs.
Barely even bigger than Westbrook who is a PG.
https://www.google.com/imgres?q=charles ... M3oECGAQAA
Fact facts, Kamala Lover... your Modern Era is cream-puff soft, by YOUR own admission.
Today's sissy players would get flattened like pancakes driving to the basket in the 80's - 00's. Today, the lane is so wide-open you could drive a Semi truck through it.
Weak and soft... just like you Trump/MAGA Haters.
Jaylen Brown - 6’7” 225 lbs
Oakley is the same size as a modern SG, except with less muscle mass and no athleticism.
NBA League Average
Today: 6'7 / 215 pounds
1998: 6'7 / 214 pounds
https://www.basketball-reference.com/le ... _game.html
Uh, um... hurr durr... bigger bigger bigger, hurr durr
"Today's NBA is soft, the Defense is weak, and the rules 'really' favor the Offense."
"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."
"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."