Kids are so boring if they can't talk

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Kids are so boring if they can't talk

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My daughter is only 17 months but still cant talk. She's so boring, just points at crap and says whats that. I want to teach her about evil liberals and God but she can't even focus.

I need her to start talking, she's so boring.
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LOL...go ahead and start telling her. Now's the time to indoctrinate. You might lose her once she gets an actual mind of her own (god forbid).
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It sounds like she might be retarded. That sucks man.
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It is God's duty to save and mine to bring the Good News in His Son Jesus Christ to her young, beautiful ears. May the Lord Save my baby girl!
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Clevetown, have you ever considered becoming a minister? How about performing exorcisms?
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ripper76 wrote:It sounds like she might be retarded. That sucks man.
nah, she hears Korean all day at daycare and from her mom and then I confuse her with English in the morning and evenings. Bi-lingual kids ALWAYS develop speaking skills later than one language kids because they have to sort and compartmentalize all of the information.
Bi-lingual kids are also shown to be WAAAAY more intelligent than inbred American kids like your ugly child.
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Ghostown42 wrote:Clevetown, have you ever considered becoming a minister? How about performing exorcisms?
when I was in my teens I wanted to be a pastor but my dad talked me out of it.
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CleveTown™ wrote:
ripper76 wrote:It sounds like she might be retarded. That sucks man.
nah, she hears Korean all day at daycare and from her mom and then I confuse her with English in the morning and evenings. Bi-lingual kids ALWAYS develop speaking skills later than one language kids because they have to sort and compartmentalize all of the information.
Bi-lingual kids are also shown to be WAAAAY more intelligent than inbred American kids like your ugly child.
My ugly child?
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CleveTown™ wrote:
ripper76 wrote:It sounds like she might be retarded. That sucks man.
nah, she hears Korean all day at daycare and from her mom and then I confuse her with English in the morning and evenings. Bi-lingual kids ALWAYS develop speaking skills later than one language kids because they have to sort and compartmentalize all of the information.
Bi-lingual kids are also shown to be WAAAAY more intelligent than inbred American kids like your ugly child.
I sure hope your child is more intelligent than inbred kids, otherwise you'd have a serious problem.
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CleveTown™ wrote:
Ghostown42 wrote:Clevetown, have you ever considered becoming a minister? How about performing exorcisms?
when I was in my teens I wanted to be a pastor but my dad talked me out of it.
Why did you let your dad talk you out of it?
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