While you all are at work....

[elartman1973]

I'm having a large breakfast of scramble eggs with cooked onions and Swiss cheese and diced jalapeños. Toasted cuban bread with olive oil and butter.
3 Mardi Gras baked wings. A small portion of smoked sausage.
Blood orange juice.
Watching Moonstruck..and a little baked still from last night's gummies etc..
Maybe go for a bike ride in a while after a short nap.

On the couch

Enjoy your cubicles!

[kobeunderbite]

[elartman1973]

You know nothing about hurricanes and clearly nothing about what I look like or wear.
Couldn't be more of a failed attempt but you continue to surprise us

You think I have tattoos too....smh

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

While you're all at work making money, I'm out of work not making money

Yea everyone is real jealous.

[ElJorge]

Sounds exciting. Also… the mental image of you on a bike is goddamn hilarious

[elartman1973]

While you're all at work making money, I'm out of work not making money

Yea everyone is real jealous.

I'm not out of work dumbass. And I'm getting paid today
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[elartman1973]

Sounds exciting. Also… the mental image of you on a bike is goddamn hilarious

Only if you're a gullible dumbfuck who falls for and exaggerates lies

[AlaskaHawks]

Your breakfast is more food than I'll eat all day. Yikes.

[thedangerouskitchen]

I'm having a large breakfast of scramble eggs with cooked onions and Swiss cheese and diced jalapeños. Toasted cuban bread with olive oil and butter.
3 Mardi Gras baked wings. A small portion of smoked sausage.
Blood orange juice.
Watching Moonstruck..and a little baked still from last night's gummies etc..
Maybe go for a bike ride in a while after a short nap.

But but but... "I'm not a fat tub of lard AND I don't do drugs."

Spoiler:

What a waste of life you are, fatso...

[elartman1973]

Imagine thinking some gummies on a night before a day off makes you a drug addict.
Inagibe thinking that eating breakfast makes you a fat tub of lard, especially after a 5 mile walk and a scheduled bike ride to follow.
TDK is one of the most miserable people alive and definitely attracts nobody, in fact, people avoid him at all costs. Meanwhile I'm getting constant calls and texts from everyone because I do attract others.

Ownage

[Bush4Ever.]

Nice 2000 calorie breakfast.

lol

[_Vcsgrizzfan_]

Nice 2000 calorie breakfast.

lol

But I walked 5 miles - NOT. And I'm going to go for a bike ride (electric bike doesn't count Artie!).

I literally almost felt nauseous thinking about that much food so early in the day. I essentially never eat before 11am at the absolute earliest so it sounded revolting to me.

[Bush4Ever.]

I also like Artman's post(s) about cubicles.

"Enjoy your cubicle".....uh....okay? Air-conditioning, relative peace and isolation if you work with similar types of people, etc...

Acting like fun jobs can't take place in a white-collar cubicle (though I don't have one) setting is bizarre for someone who claims to be extremely educated.

[lettherebehouse]

That’s wassup bro

Moonstruck lol

[ElJorge]

Nice 2000 calorie breakfast.

lol

But I walked 5 miles - NOT. And I'm going to go for a bike ride (electric bike doesn't count Artie!).

I literally almost felt nauseous thinking about that much food so early in the day. I essentially never eat before 11am at the absolute earliest so it sounded revolting to me.

Kinda funny how the 5 mile walk only came up after everyone gave him shit for scarfing down all of his calories in one sitting lol

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[ElJorge]

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Perfect lol

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

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[Bush4Ever.]

*like* to Madness for that one.

lol

[elartman1973]

That’s wassup bro

Moonstruck lol

It was great. Always has been