Hurricane Milton is coming right for artman's bootyhole, and he's absolutely terrified

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elartman1973 wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:25 am
Thedictator wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:13 am Palm Beach avoided again for me! You have to live on the right side of Florida and def not the shitty middle lol
Middle is the best place to be dumbass. Your little town gets fucking rocked more than mine. You're a wannabe floridian. Don't have a clue. I haven't had shit in 20 years despite hurricanes flying over my house. They weaken after hitting land. You're gonna get fucked soon....and by a man too
It's cheaper for a reason. The majority of the people in Florida live on the coast. You don't

You are also too poor to leave, so you have to ride it out with no AC and food hoping not to die, and i will be ordering food at a 5 star resort lol
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In 2009 Tampa Bay officials thought up a worst case hurricane scenario and named it Hurricane Phoenix.

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Just like when katrina wiped out artman's life's work, 20 years later he's going to lose what little he has again. Finger paintings, dildos, drug stash, petty cash, pack it into a trash bag and head north, artman.
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Authorities once again warned people who refused to leave their homes in the evacuation zone to write their names and personal information on their arms in permanent marker so that their bodies could be identified.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 3:43 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 3:41 pm
Titan18 wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 3:31 pm My sister in law moved there and her parents in law also have a house in St. Pete that got wrecked by Helene. Looks like Milton will finish the job. Feel bad cause they are great people and treated us amazing when we visited there a few months ago but that’s the risk you take when you live literally 2 blocks from the gulf in a hurricane hot spot.
Most damage is from storm surges.
Houses are built to code to withstand high winds here unlike in NC. So it's coastal that is fucked. Not inland. Plus it weakens and speads out when it hits land and spreads all the concentrated force out.
Probably be acatagory 1 when it reaches orlando...heavy rain and wind gusts.
I hear it already dropped back to catagory 3
have you seen how deep in land tennesee and NC are? I think those states are deeper in land compared to the width of Florida at its mid point.
Jfc...we don't have mudslides here and are built for hurricanes. Did you not read what I just posted or are you mentally retarded?
Every hurricane is different
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Thedictator wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 6:18 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:25 am
Thedictator wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:13 am Palm Beach avoided again for me! You have to live on the right side of Florida and def not the shitty middle lol
Middle is the best place to be dumbass. Your little town gets fucking rocked more than mine. You're a wannabe floridian. Don't have a clue. I haven't had shit in 20 years despite hurricanes flying over my house. They weaken after hitting land. You're gonna get fucked soon....and by a man too
It's cheaper for a reason. The majority of the people in Florida live on the coast. You don't

You are also too poor to leave, so you have to ride it out with no AC and food hoping not to die, and i will be ordering food at a 5 star resort lol
Wrong.
I have plenty of food and supplies and a couple days off to chill.
Too poor?
You think I'm a fast food worker?
You're stupid. And I dont live on the coast. There's no reason to leave. You obviously are a complete novice.
You're a rookie and clueless and gonna be scared shitless while I'll be hanging out smooth.
Lol at thinking where you are is a hurricane safe zone compared to where I live.
You are a mental retard.
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kobeunderbite wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 3:56 am Just like when katrina wiped out artman's life's work, 20 years later he's going to lose what little he has again. Finger paintings, dildos, drug stash, petty cash, pack it into a trash bag and head north, artman.
Clueless.
And I've made ten times more from prints and merchandise from the work I "lost" than I ever would have made from the originals, and I still continue to.
And you think I live like a barely clinging to survival artist?
You couldn't be more dead wrong.
Speak for yourself chump.
You make jews look dumb
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Better use a light sharpie on your arm artman, they will never identify your corpse if you use a black one. Or you could get smart and evacuate before it's too late.
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kobeunderbite wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:08 am Better use a light sharpie on your arm artman, they will never identify your corpse if you use a black one. Or you could get smart and evacuate before it's too late.
You're trying too hard and coming up empty
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kobeunderbite wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:08 am Better use a light sharpie on your arm artman, they will never identify your corpse if you use a black one. Or you could get smart and evacuate before it's too late.
I cant Imagine being as ignorant and stupid as you are
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Don’t get complacent Arty, because the dirty side is gonna spin north, and could go right through Orlando
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rileymartin wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:52 am Don’t get complacent Arty, because the dirty side is gonna spin north, and could go right through Orlando
Lol at all of a sudden using token words the media just started pushing
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Arty may be right about a lot what he is saying. I have a good chunk of family and friends in the Tampa/St Pete area and literally every one of them is evacuating to Orlando. I’m sure it’s for a reason.

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Titan18 wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 10:15 am Arty may be right about a lot what he is saying. I have a good chunk of family and friends in the Tampa/St Pete area and literally every one of them is evacuating to Orlando. I’m sure it’s for a reason.

Time will tell
Arty should be relatively safe...He will get alot of wind and rain, and there could be a threat of residual tornadoes, but as long as his area has decent water management, they will get through it...
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rileymartin wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 1:51 pm
Titan18 wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 10:15 am Arty may be right about a lot what he is saying. I have a good chunk of family and friends in the Tampa/St Pete area and literally every one of them is evacuating to Orlando. I’m sure it’s for a reason.

Time will tell
Arty should be relatively safe...He will get alot of wind and rain, and there could be a threat of residual tornadoes, but as long as his area has decent water management, they will get through it...
I'm in a more upscale area and well above sea level with no real nearby body of water.
I've watched all past hurricanes fly over on my tv with zero damage or outages.
Probably get the eye as usual. Which is better. Two short bursts is better than long drawn out bursts
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:27 am
LeBronMonsterDunk wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:17 am instead he calls his dealer and makes sure he has enough weed and cocaine lol
dude's priorities are messed up. I bet he is not even assisting with community organizing to ensure the elderly are in shelters and have enough supplies.
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