Hurricane Milton is coming right for artman's bootyhole, and he's absolutely terrified

[AtiliusRegulus]

Rob’s aunt is like a 24 hour drive from hurricane Milton

[Robceltsfan]

Rob’s aunt is like a 24 hour drive from hurricane Milton

She's in Chicago now....so this my be accurate!

[Uncontroversial]

Adios

[Uncontroversial]

We all told you this would happen, artman. No excuses

[kobeunderbite]

Artman don't worry maybe they will be taking hurricane refugees in your native Cuba

[elartman1973]

So many idiots who clearly know nothing about hurricanes.

[elartman1973]

Tampa Bay and coast are fucked..
Orlando is fine
Get educated

Sunny out and tomorrow too

[Robceltsfan]

Tampa Bay and coast are fucked..
Orlando is fine
Get educated

Sunny out and tomorrow too

[Titan18]

My sister in law moved there and her parents in law also have a house in St. Pete that got wrecked by Helene. Looks like Milton will finish the job. Feel bad cause they are great people and treated us amazing when we visited there a few months ago but that’s the risk you take when you live literally 2 blocks from the gulf in a hurricane hot spot.

[elartman1973]

My sister in law moved there and her parents in law also have a house in St. Pete that got wrecked by Helene. Looks like Milton will finish the job. Feel bad cause they are great people and treated us amazing when we visited there a few months ago but that’s the risk you take when you live literally 2 blocks from the gulf in a hurricane hot spot.

Most damage is from storm surges.
Houses are built to code to withstand high winds here unlike in NC. So it's coastal that is fucked. Not inland. Plus it weakens and speads out when it hits land and spreads all the concentrated force out.
Probably be acatagory 1 when it reaches orlando...heavy rain and wind gusts.
I hear it already dropped back to catagory 3

[AtiliusRegulus]

My sister in law moved there and her parents in law also have a house in St. Pete that got wrecked by Helene. Looks like Milton will finish the job. Feel bad cause they are great people and treated us amazing when we visited there a few months ago but that’s the risk you take when you live literally 2 blocks from the gulf in a hurricane hot spot.

Most damage is from storm surges.
Houses are built to code to withstand high winds here unlike in NC. So it's coastal that is fucked. Not inland. Plus it weakens and speads out when it hits land and spreads all the concentrated force out.
Probably be acatagory 1 when it reaches orlando...heavy rain and wind gusts.
I hear it already dropped back to catagory 3

have you seen how deep in land tennesee and NC are? I think those states are deeper in land compared to the width of Florida at its mid point.

[elartman1973]

My sister in law moved there and her parents in law also have a house in St. Pete that got wrecked by Helene. Looks like Milton will finish the job. Feel bad cause they are great people and treated us amazing when we visited there a few months ago but that’s the risk you take when you live literally 2 blocks from the gulf in a hurricane hot spot.

Most damage is from storm surges.
Houses are built to code to withstand high winds here unlike in NC. So it's coastal that is fucked. Not inland. Plus it weakens and speads out when it hits land and spreads all the concentrated force out.
Probably be acatagory 1 when it reaches orlando...heavy rain and wind gusts.
I hear it already dropped back to catagory 3.
That said. You all sound very much like novices on the subject
I'm a seasoned professional

[AtiliusRegulus]

My sister in law moved there and her parents in law also have a house in St. Pete that got wrecked by Helene. Looks like Milton will finish the job. Feel bad cause they are great people and treated us amazing when we visited there a few months ago but that’s the risk you take when you live literally 2 blocks from the gulf in a hurricane hot spot.

Most damage is from storm surges.
Houses are built to code to withstand high winds here unlike in NC. So it's coastal that is fucked. Not inland. Plus it weakens and speads out when it hits land and spreads all the concentrated force out.
Probably be acatagory 1 when it reaches orlando...heavy rain and wind gusts.
I hear it already dropped back to catagory 3

have you seen how deep in land tennesee and NC are? I think those states are deeper in land compared to the width of Florida at its mid point.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

Is this the end of Disney World?

[rileymartin]

Depending on where it makes landfall, it might be coming right for my bootyhole LOL...the further north it hits the better for me...

I have already started putting up my shudders, put a bunch of loose stuff in the shed and garage, etc...

[Alex_Murphy]

Depending on where it makes landfall, it might be coming right for my bootyhole LOL...the further north it hits the better for me...

I have already started putting up my shudders, put a bunch of loose stuff in the shed and garage, etc...

you actually choosing the stay there during this shit?

[Uncontroversial]

Disney and Orlando’s airport both SHUT DOWN

Here we go!

[PhutureDynasty]

Best wishes to our board Floridians and Florida as a whole.

Stay safe.

[Bush4Ever.]

I would think Artman would enjoy "Milton" coming at his bootyhole.

[lettherebehouse]

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