Hurricane Milton is coming right for artman's bootyhole, and he's absolutely terrified

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

RIP Disney World

[Alex_Murphy]

isn’t a hurricane on the planet big enough for that bootyhole

[AtiliusRegulus]

artman is looking forward to this hurricane. dude probably stocked up on 3 weeks supply of drugs, fried chicken, ribs and hard liquor.

[Thedictator]

Palm Beach avoided again for me! You have to live on the right side of Florida and def not the shitty middle lol

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

artman is looking forward to this hurricane. dude probably stocked up on 3 weeks supply of drugs, fried chicken, ribs and hard liquor.

When he starts his hurricane prep, he doesn't bother boarding up the windows on his shack, or putting out sandbags - instead he calls his dealer and makes sure he has enough weed and cocaine lol

[AtiliusRegulus]

instead he calls his dealer and makes sure he has enough weed and cocaine lol

dude's priorities are messed up. I bet he is not even assisting with community organizing to ensure the elderly are in shelters and have enough supplies.

[elartman1973]

artman is looking forward to this hurricane. dude probably stocked up on 3 weeks supply of drugs, fried chicken, ribs and hard liquor.

When he starts his hurricane prep, he doesn't bother boarding up the windows on his shack, or putting out sandbags - instead he calls his dealer and makes sure he has enough weed and cocaine lol

I have a house moron and hurricane shutters and zero chance of any flood where I live.
You're quite dumb. Plus your state hot fucking owned badly and wasn't prepared.
I'm at work right now.

[elartman1973]

instead he calls his dealer and makes sure he has enough weed and cocaine lol

dude's priorities are messed up. I bet he is not even assisting with community organizing to ensure the elderly are in shelters and have enough supplies.

Y I u inventing what my priorities are now?
You're fucking stupid and delusional.
You've done none of the above and we aren't rookies and they have systems in place. Why the fuck would I do any of that before tending to my own and my families needs?
Jfc youre such a fraud

[Alex_Murphy]

b2b manic high blood pressure induced posts. yikes! not good.

[elartman1973]

Palm Beach avoided again for me! You have to live on the right side of Florida and def not the shitty middle lol

Middle is the best place to be dumbass. Your little town gets fucking rocked more than mine. You're a wannabe floridian. Don't have a clue. I haven't had shit in 20 years despite hurricanes flying over my house. They weaken after hitting land. You're gonna get fucked soon....and by a man too

[elartman1973]

Fake floridians Cocktaster and leoss about to get fucked by storm surges while I will just go on with my life on Thursday as if nothing happened.
Ouchie

[Uncontroversial]

instead he calls his dealer and makes sure he has enough weed and cocaine lol

dude's priorities are messed up. I bet he is not even assisting with community organizing to ensure the elderly are in shelters and have enough supplies.

He is elderly.

[ElJorge]

Why the fuck would I do any of that before tending to my own and my families needs?

Jorge’s kids are not your kids. Your female roommate’s kids are not your kids.

[Robceltsfan]

Don't worry, guys. Artman has two flotation devices attached to his upper torso!!!

[AtiliusRegulus]

Don't worry, guys. Artman has two flotation devices attached to his upper torso!!!

[Shill Jackson]

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god hates florida


ps-@ Rob- lol

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

It was a Cat 2 at 7am, now a Cat 5 6 hours later... ouchie

[kobeunderbite]

My aunt just bought a new condo in Florida and I'm kind of low key hoping for it to get blown off the map lol

[CleveTown™]

Bye Artman. RIP. Accept Christ with your last days on earth.

[kobeunderbite]

Artman maybe they can use your fat ass as a sandbag lol