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I went hiking once and was telling a story about a deer that killed a hunter

Looked up and there was a deer listening to the story, I think it was him lol
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I spend a lot of time on trails and often get asked by tourists “was the hike worth it?” and never know how to respond. Yeah, I enjoy hiking but someone like leoss obviously doesn’t so who’s to say if it will be worth it for you?
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wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 7:16 pm I spend a lot of time on trails and often get asked by tourists “was the hike worth it?” and never know how to respond. Yeah, I enjoy hiking but someone like leoss obviously doesn’t so who’s to say if it will be worth it for you?
lmao… hiking in hawaii. might as well be strolling thru an arboretum. soft af. there are absolutely zero mountain lions in hawaii. your biggest fear might be getting attacked by an iguana. :laugh3:
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Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 7:37 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 7:16 pm I spend a lot of time on trails and often get asked by tourists “was the hike worth it?” and never know how to respond. Yeah, I enjoy hiking but someone like leoss obviously doesn’t so who’s to say if it will be worth it for you?
lmao… hiking in hawaii. might as well be strolling thru an arboretum. soft af. there are absolutely zero mountain lions in hawaii.
There have been 29 fatal mountain lion attacks since 1868, you’re pretty soft if that’s something you’re actually concerned about. The chances of being hurt by an iguana and a mountain lion are about the same, also Hawai’i doesn’t have iguanas
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wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 8:28 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 7:37 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 7:16 pm I spend a lot of time on trails and often get asked by tourists “was the hike worth it?” and never know how to respond. Yeah, I enjoy hiking but someone like leoss obviously doesn’t so who’s to say if it will be worth it for you?
lmao… hiking in hawaii. might as well be strolling thru an arboretum. soft af. there are absolutely zero mountain lions in hawaii.
There have been 29 fatal mountain lion attacks since 1868, you’re pretty soft if that’s something you’re actually concerned about. The chances of being hurt by an iguana and a mountain lion are about the same, also Hawai’i doesn’t have iguanas
a simple google search can inform you that there are no mountain lions in hawaii. none. why u gotta come up in here all salty and shit lying… i have no idea. but it’s not a good look guy when you make these sudden board appearance always triggered by the weirdest shit. i just wanted to share the video and you’re over here losing your shit over mUh nAtuRe… get a grip man.
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Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:06 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 8:28 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 7:37 pm

lmao… hiking in hawaii. might as well be strolling thru an arboretum. soft af. there are absolutely zero mountain lions in hawaii.
There have been 29 fatal mountain lion attacks since 1868, you’re pretty soft if that’s something you’re actually concerned about. The chances of being hurt by an iguana and a mountain lion are about the same, also Hawai’i doesn’t have iguanas
a simple google search can inform you that there are no mountain lions in hawaii. none. why u gotta come up in here all salty and shit lying… i have no idea. but it’s not a good look guy when you make these sudden board appearance always triggered by the weirdest shit. i just wanted to share the video and you’re over here losing your shit over mUh nAtuRe… get a grip man.
I never said there were mountain lions here. That’s 29 deaths in the entire world over nearly 200 years. If that’s what keeps you from hiking, you probably shouldn’t eat because choking causes more deaths per year than mountain lions have in 200 years
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wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:15 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:06 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 8:28 pm
There have been 29 fatal mountain lion attacks since 1868, you’re pretty soft if that’s something you’re actually concerned about. The chances of being hurt by an iguana and a mountain lion are about the same, also Hawai’i doesn’t have iguanas
a simple google search can inform you that there are no mountain lions in hawaii. none. why u gotta come up in here all salty and shit lying… i have no idea. but it’s not a good look guy when you make these sudden board appearance always triggered by the weirdest shit. i just wanted to share the video and you’re over here losing your shit over mUh nAtuRe… get a grip man.
I never said there were mountain lions here. That’s 29 deaths in the entire world over nearly 200 years. If that’s what keeps you from hiking, you probably shouldn’t eat because choking causes more deaths per year than mountain lions have in 200 years
coming across a mountain lion is risky… why would you put yourself at risk just to appreciate nature or partake in a hike doesn’t make sense to me. that cat could have cubs and could feel threatened at any moment you come across it. it could also be hungry as shit. not worth it imho… neither is camping.
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Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:19 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:15 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:06 pm

a simple google search can inform you that there are no mountain lions in hawaii. none. why u gotta come up in here all salty and shit lying… i have no idea. but it’s not a good look guy when you make these sudden board appearance always triggered by the weirdest shit. i just wanted to share the video and you’re over here losing your shit over mUh nAtuRe… get a grip man.
I never said there were mountain lions here. That’s 29 deaths in the entire world over nearly 200 years. If that’s what keeps you from hiking, you probably shouldn’t eat because choking causes more deaths per year than mountain lions have in 200 years
coming across a mountain lion is risky… why would you put yourself at risk just to appreciate nature or partake in a hike doesn’t make sense to me. that cat could have cubs and could feel threatened at any moment you come across it. it could also be hungry as shit. not worth it imho… neither is camping.
You have a much higher risk of dying due to a hair transplant than a mountain lion. Don’t be so scared of going outside
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wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:34 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:19 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:15 pm
I never said there were mountain lions here. That’s 29 deaths in the entire world over nearly 200 years. If that’s what keeps you from hiking, you probably shouldn’t eat because choking causes more deaths per year than mountain lions have in 200 years
coming across a mountain lion is risky… why would you put yourself at risk just to appreciate nature or partake in a hike doesn’t make sense to me. that cat could have cubs and could feel threatened at any moment you come across it. it could also be hungry as shit. not worth it imho… neither is camping.
You have a much higher risk of dying due to a hair transplant than a mountain lion. Don’t be so scared of going outside
don’t be mad that i have a better sex life than you… you’re being ridiculous rn. and who gives a fuck about mountain lions as scary as they are there are worse things to fear than them. bears, snakes, bugs, spiders, poisonous shit. list goes on and on. but go ahead and build a campsite and burn a juicy porterhouse and let some brown bear with keen sense of smell pay you visit. those among other predators who’s space youre invading can sniff you out 20 miles away.

i’m fine in the city or at the beach

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Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:41 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:34 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:19 pm

coming across a mountain lion is risky… why would you put yourself at risk just to appreciate nature or partake in a hike doesn’t make sense to me. that cat could have cubs and could feel threatened at any moment you come across it. it could also be hungry as shit. not worth it imho… neither is camping.
You have a much higher risk of dying due to a hair transplant than a mountain lion. Don’t be so scared of going outside
don’t be mad that i have a better sex life than you… you’re being ridiculous rn. and who gives a fuck about mountain lions as scary as they are there are worse things to fear than them. bears, snakes, bugs, spiders, poisonous shit. list goes on and on. but go ahead and build a campsite and burn a juicy porterhouse and let some brown bear with keen sense of smell pay you visit. those among other predators who’s space youre invading can sniff you out 20 miles away.

i’m fine in the city or at the beach

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I’d hate to be so soft to worry about all those things. Does your father still look under your bed for boogy man?
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wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:53 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:41 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:34 pm
You have a much higher risk of dying due to a hair transplant than a mountain lion. Don’t be so scared of going outside
don’t be mad that i have a better sex life than you… you’re being ridiculous rn. and who gives a fuck about mountain lions as scary as they are there are worse things to fear than them. bears, snakes, bugs, spiders, poisonous shit. list goes on and on. but go ahead and build a campsite and burn a juicy porterhouse and let some brown bear with keen sense of smell pay you visit. those among other predators who’s space youre invading can sniff you out 20 miles away.

i’m fine in the city or at the beach

:50centlol:
I’d hate to be so soft to worry about all those things. Does your father still look under your bed for boogy man?
you’re expert outdoorsman. congrats. you probably go out into the wilderness with bear spray and a gun perhaps. good for you. i think the folks in the video were scared shitless and weren’t as experienced. as is the average joe. the bottom line is regardless if the chance of getting killed by wild animals is 1 out of 100 or even 1 out of 1000 i don’t think ppl should be so ambitious to take that risk. if a doctor told you to take a pill but there is a 1 in 1000 chance that you will drop dead … would you still take it?

you’re vaxxed, aren’t you?

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Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:09 pm yeah…. no thanks.



https://youtube.com/shorts/3INrUe9db7w? ... qggdMn5SI8
Stop filming with your phone and at least pick up one of zillion giant rocks you passed by.
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Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:02 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:53 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:41 pm

don’t be mad that i have a better sex life than you… you’re being ridiculous rn. and who gives a fuck about mountain lions as scary as they are there are worse things to fear than them. bears, snakes, bugs, spiders, poisonous shit. list goes on and on. but go ahead and build a campsite and burn a juicy porterhouse and let some brown bear with keen sense of smell pay you visit. those among other predators who’s space youre invading can sniff you out 20 miles away.

i’m fine in the city or at the beach

:50centlol:
I’d hate to be so soft to worry about all those things. Does your father still look under your bed for boogy man?
you’re expert outdoorsman. congrats. you probably go out into the wilderness with bear spray and a gun perhaps. good for you. i think the folks in the video were scared shitless and weren’t as experienced. as is the average joe. the bottom line is regardless if the chance of getting killed by wild animals is 1 out of 100 or even 1 out of 1000 i don’t think ppl should be so ambitious to take that risk. if a doctor told you to take a pill but there is a 1 in 1000 chance that you will drop dead … would you still take it?

you’re vaxxed, aren’t you?

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Hair transplants are responsible for 4 deaths since 2016, the same amount as mountain lions. Do you think there’s been more hair transplants or hikes in the last 8 years? You were refilling to take a much more dangerous risk
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wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:23 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:02 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:53 pm
I’d hate to be so soft to worry about all those things. Does your father still look under your bed for boogy man?
you’re expert outdoorsman. congrats. you probably go out into the wilderness with bear spray and a gun perhaps. good for you. i think the folks in the video were scared shitless and weren’t as experienced. as is the average joe. the bottom line is regardless if the chance of getting killed by wild animals is 1 out of 100 or even 1 out of 1000 i don’t think ppl should be so ambitious to take that risk. if a doctor told you to take a pill but there is a 1 in 1000 chance that you will drop dead … would you still take it?

you’re vaxxed, aren’t you?

:susp:
Hair transplants are responsible for 4 deaths since 2016, the same amount as mountain lions. Do you think there’s been more hair transplants or hikes in the last 8 years? You were refilling to take a much more dangerous risk
you’re being really weird now. such a weird angle to go off tangent with.
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manchild98 wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:20 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:09 pm yeah…. no thanks.



https://youtube.com/shorts/3INrUe9db7w? ... qggdMn5SI8
Stop filming with your phone and at least pick up one of zillion giant rocks you passed by.
idk … it’s easy to say from over here. and i believe he had a go pro… i can’t remember. but like you would think just chuck something at them but i guess you would think in the back of your mind what if you angered it. does chucking a rock at a lion and tiger work the same. not sure. i’ve seen grizzlies take bullets and keep charging until more rounds were fired. such an awkward position to be in. not for me.

give me a hair transplant and a miami beach chair with a couple of latin mamis and a piña colada any day over that shit… and shorty can hike deez nuts. if you know what i’m saying.

you know what im sayin, right?

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Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:26 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:23 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:02 pm

you’re expert outdoorsman. congrats. you probably go out into the wilderness with bear spray and a gun perhaps. good for you. i think the folks in the video were scared shitless and weren’t as experienced. as is the average joe. the bottom line is regardless if the chance of getting killed by wild animals is 1 out of 100 or even 1 out of 1000 i don’t think ppl should be so ambitious to take that risk. if a doctor told you to take a pill but there is a 1 in 1000 chance that you will drop dead … would you still take it?

you’re vaxxed, aren’t you?

:susp:
Hair transplants are responsible for 4 deaths since 2016, the same amount as mountain lions. Do you think there’s been more hair transplants or hikes in the last 8 years? You were refilling to take a much more dangerous risk
you’re being really weird now. such a weird angle to go off tangent with.
You’re right and I apologize. Being scared of cats and bugs is totally normal.
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Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:31 pm
manchild98 wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:20 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:09 pm yeah…. no thanks.



https://youtube.com/shorts/3INrUe9db7w? ... qggdMn5SI8
Stop filming with your phone and at least pick up one of zillion giant rocks you passed by.
idk … it’s easy to say from over here. and i believe he had a go pro… i can’t remember. but like you would think just chuck something at them but i guess you would think in the back of your mind what if you angered it. does chucking a rock at a lion and tiger work the same. not sure. i’ve seen grizzlies take bullets and keep charging until more rounds were fired. such an awkward position to be in. not for me.

give me a hair transplant and a miami beach chair with a couple of latin mamis and a piña colada any day over that shit… and shorty can hike deez nuts. if you know what i’m saying.

you know what im sayin, right?

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I'm picking up one of those bigger boulders and if he attacks me I'm going to hope I can smash his head once and maybe save my life.
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wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:40 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:26 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:23 pm
Hair transplants are responsible for 4 deaths since 2016, the same amount as mountain lions. Do you think there’s been more hair transplants or hikes in the last 8 years? You were refilling to take a much more dangerous risk
you’re being really weird now. such a weird angle to go off tangent with.
You’re right and I apologize. Being scared of cats and bugs is totally normal.
Aren’t you afraid of cats though?
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ElJorge wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 11:25 pm
wailuaFC wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:40 pm
Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:26 pm

you’re being really weird now. such a weird angle to go off tangent with.
You’re right and I apologize. Being scared of cats and bugs is totally normal.
Aren’t you afraid of cats though?
he’s also afraid of hair transplants apparently… and judging by the amount of DHT spewing out of him i’d garner a guess he could probably use one real real bad. @wailua i would get over your fears because believe it or not, hair is very important to women, if you ever want to meet one and get laid one day.

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