Mossad remotely exploded Hezbollah operative pagers simultaneously

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How much billions of dollars from the us treasury you guys needed to kill 2 people?
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Reports coming in now of 1000+ casualties and hundreds of survivors with testicles blown off so no children fathered

Mossad owning Iran so badly lately lol
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Damn this is amazing

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Amazing

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this is a classic example of fuck around and find out
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This is the most successful and badass intelligence operation in history

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Looks like a puddle of piss next to the walkie talkie

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The logistics behind these things are mind boggling. Hard to believe they pulled it off.
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_Vcsgrizzfan_ wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2024 12:45 pm The logistics behind these things are mind boggling. Hard to believe they pulled it off.
It's unbelievable. If a screenwriter put it into a movie script they would be told to revise it because it's too unrealistic. Mind boggling is right.
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Turns out that Israel just intercepted a shipment of pagers from Taiwan to Lebanon and manually implanted explosives. Just basic bitch 80s style terrorism.

The purpose was to destabilize Hezbollah in preparation for their invasion of Lebanon. But Hezbollah sniffed it out easily so Israel prematurely detonated knowing their plan was foiled. No invasion for you, bitch.

Most of the Hezbollah soldiers were able to discard the pagers. Israel achieved no strategic objective other than committing yet another war crime that plummets their support all across the world.

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:banderas:
zombiesonics wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2024 12:58 pm Turns out that Israel just intercepted a shipment of pagers from Taiwan to Lebanon and manually implanted explosives. Just basic bitch 80s style terrorism.

The purpose was to destabilize Hezbollah in preparation for their invasion of Lebanon. But Hezbollah sniffed it out easily so Israel prematurely detonated knowing their plan was foiled. No invasion for you, bitch.

Most of the Hezbollah soldiers were able to discard the pagers. Israel achieved no strategic objective other than committing yet another war crime that plummets their support all across the world.

You LOVE to see it!

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Damn third wave is starting lol



Second wave amazingly hit the funerals of the dead from wave one

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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2024 1:10 pm :banderas:
zombiesonics wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2024 12:58 pm Turns out that Israel just intercepted a shipment of pagers from Taiwan to Lebanon and manually implanted explosives. Just basic bitch 80s style terrorism.

The purpose was to destabilize Hezbollah in preparation for their invasion of Lebanon. But Hezbollah sniffed it out easily so Israel prematurely detonated knowing their plan was foiled. No invasion for you, bitch.

Most of the Hezbollah soldiers were able to discard the pagers. Israel achieved no strategic objective other than committing yet another war crime that plummets their support all across the world.

You LOVE to see it!

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Fewer explosions today but deadlier and bigger ones across a wider array of comms and devices. At least 3000 injured, 500 critically or blinded as a result of yesterday and dozens dead today. The pagers beeped for 10 seconds and displayed a message before the explosion so that the terrorists would hold the device up to their face to read them. The beauty of it is that Hezbollah switched to pagers and "dumber" tech for fear of Israel intercepting their data and GPS signals, only for this to happen.

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Can't help but wonder what surprises are yet to come. And these pagers were distributed only to the high ranking including their "elite" Radwan unit (special ops) and the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon who is now permanently blind.
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They are flying some injured to Iran because the hospitals are crippled



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In a public address, Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah blames Israel for the coordinated pager and walkie-talkie attacks on Tuesday and Wednesday, saying the attack “violated all red lines.”

In his first comments since the coordinated attacks that were blamed on Israel, Nasrallah called the attacks “an unprecedented massacre.”

“We have suffered a heavy blow. This is war, this is conflict. We know the enemy, not only Israel but also the US and NATO, has technological superiority,” he says.



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