I just pulled a dick move at Publix

[elartman1973]

Pulled a dick move at Publix.
Dude ran up to me in parking lot all stressed out and asked if I had jumper cables...I do and said I didn't...
I just got off work and showered..fuck all that.
It's hot and steamy out. And I'm on my time. Maybe I have perishables.
Plus it's a pain to jump start from my car..new cars these days. Make batteries unaccessable without a little work..
Moral of story.
Have your own cables or AAA. Nobody has time for that shit. Especially if you're wearing a powder blue hoops jersey and sporting a jewfro and 5'5" like kobeunderballs is

[kobeunderbite]

Dear diary

[AtiliusRegulus]

Very moral behavior.

[elartman1973]

Very moral behavior.

Morals has nothing to do with it. I've given countless jumps to strangers. Didn't feel like it today. Being selfish when needed is part of having healthy mental health.
Being Christian and pretending to be moral when you are among the most immoral is not good mental health....thats you to a T, chupa pinga

[Alex_Murphy]

Guarantee you Artman leaves his lights on one night drains his battery in the middle of nowhere. God has away of dishing out karmic retribution.

Then again he is forever cursed as a brown googly eyed forever obese autistic.

[elartman1973]

I have a modern car. I can't leave my lights on. I also have AAA plus roadside assistance from my insurance.
Leoss must still be living like a fucking pilgrim and guaranteed he doesn't even know how to fix a flat tire

[Alex_Murphy]

I have a modern car. I can't leave my lights on. I also have AAA plus roadside assistance from my insurance.
Leoss must still be living like a fucking pilgrim and guaranteed he doesn't even know how to fix a flat tire

A tire can’t be fixed, unless it can be patched, and even if it could be patched, have to have a special equipment to take the tire off the rim and fix it. I’m sure you meant something about changing a spare tire But you’re too stupid to articulate correctly, By all means changing the spare tire which is not anything too complicated as long as you can jack up the car and unscrew the bolts holding the wheel in place what makes you think that’s so difficult, fat boy?

[elartman1973]

Ya. He can't change a tire either as he just proved...dumbfuck.
nor fix one like I said.

You unscrew/loosen the bolts before jacking it up dumbfuck.
And I bet you don't even know why.

Lol at having never changed your own tire.
Weak man

You wouldn't even know where to place the jack under the car.

Loser

[Alex_Murphy]

Ya. He can't change a tire either as he just proved...dumbfuck.
nor fix one like I said.

You unscrew/loosen the bolts before jacking it up dumbfuck.
And I bet you don't even know why.

Lol at having never changed your own tire.
Weak man

You wouldn't even know where to place the jack under the car.

Loser

Yeah ok loser

[elartman1973]

Leoss so demolished. He's not a real man. He's a pussbomb

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

You felt this mundane social interaction was important enough to type a short essay about?

Very telling.

[elartman1973]

You felt this mundane social interaction was important enough to type a short essay about?

Very telling.

You being a prick as usual and not recognizing this thread is about commonalities we all deal with in our regular lives, thereby uniting us instead of dividing like you prefer. Screams volumes and is very telling of numerous flaws within you

[Alex_Murphy]

You felt this mundane social interaction was important enough to type a short essay about?

Very telling.

You being a prick as usual and not recognizing this thread is about commonalities we all deal with in our regular lives, thereby uniting us instead of dividing like you prefer. Screams volumes and is very telling of numerous flaws within you

Artman you’re a raggedy ass

[elartman1973]

Leoss' dick moves when he sees a tranny skank road whore.
He thinks that cheap stripper look is attractive and represents a "good woman"

[Alex_Murphy]

Leoss' dick moves when he sees a tranny skank road whore.
He thinks that cheap stripper look is attractive and represents a "good woman"

No. I’ll just kick up dirt in that ugly things face.

[wailuaFC]

Plus it's a pain to jump start from my car..new cars these days. Make batteries unaccessable without a little work..

Have your own cables

Does the 10 seconds it takes to remove the plastic covering really count as a little work? And if the moral of the story is to have your own cables, would him having his own really changed your laziness? This is just a poor look all around

[elartman1973]

Plus it's a pain to jump start from my car..new cars these days. Make batteries unaccessable without a little work..

Have your own cables

Does the 10 seconds it takes to remove the plastic covering really count as a little work? And if the moral of the story is to have your own cables, would him having his own really changed your laziness? This is just a poor look all around

It was hot. Sprinkling. I was clean showered. My battery is not simple to access like old cars.
I wasn't lazy. I was busy and had perishables to get home..
Him having his own cables would eliminate the need to ask people for cables. He was in the parking lot in an upscale area. Not my problem and I dont feel one bit guilty

[Bush4Ever.]

I misread the title as "I just pulled a dick at Publix"

Given the OP, a plausible misreading.

[Shill Jackson]

I misread the title as "I just pulled a dick at Publix"

Given the OP, a plausible misreading.

I’m thinking the guy was looking for a bear hook-up. The cables were an excuse.

[Bush4Ever.]

I’m thinking the guy was looking for a bear hook-up. The cables were an excuse.

Hey man, thank you so much for putting that image into my head.