Artman's breakfast
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Re: Artman's breakfast
Anyone eating eggs with a spoon is mentally retarded and has not table etiquette and doesn't know how to use basic utensils nor eat properly, like an adult
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Re: Artman's breakfast
Leoss is so sheltered and clueless to basic shit everyone's been familiar with their entire livesmanchild98 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 12:02 pmIt's the best. No other way of cooking an egg tastes better than sunny side up with toast.
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Coming from a guy who can’t make beans cooking an egg would be a monumental task for you.elartman1973 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 4:37 pmLeoss is so sheltered and clueless to basic shit everyone's been familiar with their entire livesmanchild98 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 12:02 pmIt's the best. No other way of cooking an egg tastes better than sunny side up with toast.
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Re: Artman's breakfast
Leoss is dumber than I thought.
I've been making eggs in every way since I was like 11.
I mastered the perfect omlette before I was 15.
Leoss has never made beans from scratch. I guarantee he's never even cooked a chicken breast in his life much less steak. And forget about ribs or pork chops. Dude didn't eat ant pork til like 2 years ago...including ham and pepperoni and bacon.
This is NOT a credible source for anything to do with cooking or food knowledge. WHATSOEVER
He's the least knowledgeable in the kitchen out of every poster on here. 100% fact
I've been making eggs in every way since I was like 11.
I mastered the perfect omlette before I was 15.
Leoss has never made beans from scratch. I guarantee he's never even cooked a chicken breast in his life much less steak. And forget about ribs or pork chops. Dude didn't eat ant pork til like 2 years ago...including ham and pepperoni and bacon.
This is NOT a credible source for anything to do with cooking or food knowledge. WHATSOEVER
He's the least knowledgeable in the kitchen out of every poster on here. 100% fact
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Re: Artman's breakfast
Would you use a knife or a fork to eat this?elartman1973 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 4:36 pm Anyone eating eggs with a spoon is mentally retarded and has not table etiquette and doesn't know how to use basic utensils nor eat properly, like an adult
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Re: Artman's breakfast
ToastShill Jackson wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 6:50 pmWould you use a knife or a fork to eat this?elartman1973 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 4:36 pm Anyone eating eggs with a spoon is mentally retarded and has not table etiquette and doesn't know how to use basic utensils nor eat properly, like an adult
Smh
You know what I meant dipshit
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Re: Artman's breakfast
The toast is going to take out the white?elartman1973 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 6:51 pmToastShill Jackson wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 6:50 pmWould you use a knife or a fork to eat this?elartman1973 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 4:36 pm Anyone eating eggs with a spoon is mentally retarded and has not table etiquette and doesn't know how to use basic utensils nor eat properly, like an adult
Smh
You know what I meant dipshit
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Re: Artman's breakfast
I would have cooked that egg harder and gotten the shell off of the egg.Shill Jackson wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 7:14 pmThe toast is going to take out the white?
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Re: Artman's breakfast
elartman1973 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 10:56 am I dont eat breakfast. I have a box of granola bars around 8..thats it.
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Re: Artman's breakfast
Holy Jehovah's witness. A holy box.thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 8:38 pmelartman1973 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 10:56 am I dont eat breakfast. I have a box of granola bars around 8..thats it.
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Re: Artman's breakfast
I never said box you imbicileDa Stars. wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 9:51 pmHoly Jehovah's witness. A holy box.thedangerouskitchen wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 8:38 pmelartman1973 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2024 10:56 am I dont eat breakfast. I have a box of granola bars around 8..thats it.
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Re: Artman's breakfast
It’s your breakfast tits, deal with it. Probably worse.elartman1973 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 31, 2024 7:39 amI never said box you imbicile