Watching furiosa got me thinking

[ElJorge]

Plus LMD said “I'm in the Neutral faction”. So even if Dictator is on team Zionist and Rob dies immediately… that’s still a lot of firepower for team Neutral.

[Bush4Ever.]

Yeah, I'm biased but....

Bush
LNS
LMD
Phuture

vs.

Undies
Madness
House
Dictator

It's hard to see Team Zionism doing very well. Honestly, we could probably send Phuture to find firewood and have LNS/LMD/Me handle things by ourselves.

[PhutureDynasty]

Guess I'll just collect wood then...

[ElJorge]

Lmao

[lettherebehouse]

Yeah, I'm biased but....

Bush
LNS
LMD
Phuture

vs.

Undies
Madness
House
Dictator

It's hard to see Team Zionism doing very well. Honestly, we could probably send Phuture to find firewood and have LNS/LMD/Me handle things by ourselves.

KUB is a one man wrecking crew when activated. And believe me, i’ll make it my personal mission to make sure he’s got a good lather going by the time our chariots ride into the arena.

[Bush4Ever.]

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In Star Trek Terms:

Data
Mexican Riker
Worf
Geordi

vs.

Ferengi w/honor
Normal Ferengi
Sulu
Generic Ensign with a Red Shirt

You need some God-tier plot armor to make it work.

[AtiliusRegulus]

I'm in the Neutral faction.

Being able to recognize that Jews/Judaism is better for humanity than Muzzies/Islam doesn't mean I actively care about Jews or Israel.

The Anti-Zionist faction is already at a deficit with at least 2 mental midgets on the squad. Not good.

You guys have an electric car driver. Dude is as soft as they come

Who? Phuture? Pretty sure dictator doesn't drive an ev.

You’re Zionist rightist and Schlomo drives an Ev. Not good

[Titan18]

Zionist right and neutral right are the only two that have any teeth. They are also very similar

The Muscle - LMD and LNS
The Brains - KUB and Bush
The nice guy wild cards - House and Phuture
The sacrificial lambs - Madness and Rob

Neutral has the 5th in dictator so I’d go with them.

[Da Stars.]

Which angergenefal faction would be dominant in a post apocalyptic wasteland

Leftist faction
Shill, artman, riley, leoss

Zionist rightist faction
Lmd, house and underbite, Schlomo

Anti Zionist rightist faction
Zombie, Cleve, atilius, ripper

Neutral rightist faction
El Jorge, rob, dictator, phuture, bush

Riley and Ripper make a pact no to fight. Undies and Homo fight amongst themselves. Leos is to busy humping camels. Shill looks at Arty and starts to LOL so had it knocks him out cold. Arty, sits on him..

Clevey and Ati have this Kumbaya moment, as stand behind Jesus. Zombie just runs.

LMD tries to blindside house. House used his well known Oriental bullshit and breaks his knee cap, then kicks him in the ball.

El Jorge tries taking down Rob, but Rob has the magic Celtics 4 leaf clover to use on Jorge. Rob takes Jorge and sticks him in trash can. Rob and Bushy make a pact cause of the fanhood. Phuture and Dictator say fuck it and just leave.

[Bush4Ever.]

Riley and Ripper make a pact no to fight. Undies and Homo fight amongst themselves. Leos is to busy humping camels. Shill looks at Arty and starts to LOL so had it knocks him out cold. Arty, sits on him..

Clevey and Ati have this Kumbaya moment, as stand behind Jesus. Zombie just runs.

LMD tries to blindside house. House used his well known Oriental bullshit and breaks his knee cap, then kicks him in the ball.

El Jorge tries taking down Rob, but Rob has the magic Celtics 4 leaf clover to use on Jorge. Rob takes Jorge and sticks him in trash can. Rob and Bushy make a pact cause of the fanhood. Phuture and Dictator say fuck it and just leave.

Your screenplay needs work.

[Shill Jackson]

I think y’all are assuming that viewpoints stay static in an apocalypse. I’m guessing no.

[AtiliusRegulus]

You guys are giving the neutralists too much credit. The neutralists are agnostic and philosophical. Those are traits which are not needed in crises situations. Those traits work good in peace time when you have freedom and ease to plan great things.

The zionists and anti Zionists are firm and dogmatic in their world view, hence are more liable to be action oriented and pragmatic at all times.

I can see Bush being over analytical in a situation then getting his head lopped off.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

You guys have an electric car driver. Dude is as soft as they come

Who? Phuture? Pretty sure dictator doesn't drive an ev.

You’re Zionist rightist and Schlomo drives an Ev. Not good

Just because I've repeatedly depants'd you on Israel doesn't make me a Zionist, no matter how much you wish it to be true in your fantasy world.

Sorry.

[rileymartin]

The reality is, I am more equipped to handle the apocalypse than anyone here.
If the lefty’s fell under my leadership, then their chance of survival is great. I would eliminate Arty though, because he would be a very weak link.

[Bush4Ever.]

You guys are giving the neutralists too much credit. The neutralists are agnostic and philosophical. Those are traits which are not needed in crises situations. Those traits work good in peace time when you have freedom and ease to plan great things.

What we do need during the Zombie apocalypse is a good heapin' helpin' of the Protocols and anti-Jewish comic strips.

That's almost as helpful as guns, land/farming ability, and physical prowess.

[lettherebehouse]

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In Star Trek Terms:

Data
Mexican Riker
Worf
Geordi

vs.

Ferengi w/honor
Normal Ferengi
Sulu
Generic Ensign with a Red Shirt

You need some God-tier plot armor to make it work.

I don’t know Star Trek. Can you please explain this using La Onda/Vatos Locos members?

[AtiliusRegulus]

You guys are giving the neutralists too much credit. The neutralists are agnostic and philosophical. Those are traits which are not needed in crises situations. Those traits work good in peace time when you have freedom and ease to plan great things.

What we do need during the Zombie apocalypse is a good heapin' helpin' of the Protocols and anti-Jewish comic strips.

That's almost as helpful as guns, land/farming ability, and physical prowess.

The necessity of anthropology is heightened even more during crises events.

[AtiliusRegulus]

The reality is, I am more equipped to handle the apocalypse than anyone here.
If the lefty’s fell under my leadership, then their chance of survival is great. I would eliminate Arty though, because he would be a very weak link.

You will be easily conquered

[Bush4Ever.]

The necessity of anthropology is heightened even more during crises events.

If we are being serious for a second, the need for *community* is heightened during crises events.

Most people who are truly anti-Jewish (not neutral or America First, but actually anti-Jewish) are unpopular by nature, not linked to procreation, not especially religious, loners, the kids that were bullied in school, etc...

Not exactly foundational members of a functioning community.

[elartman1973]

Imagine purposely being an abrasive person.
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